Did I already say Bugonia?
Emma Stone + Jesse Plemons, can't miss.
Emma Stone + Jesse Plemons, can't miss.
Last movie you watched - post about it
Rush Hour 3 has aged incredibly poorly.
Which is weird because Brett "The Rat" Ratner directed it and he's a famously cool and good dude who isn't a gross weird creep.
Which is weird because Brett "The Rat" Ratner directed it and he's a famously cool and good dude who isn't a gross weird creep.
Like the first two haven't fully withstood the test of time, for sure, but god damn that third one is like 100 minutes of "lol ur gay" and I did NOT remember that at all
American Beauty aged badly
snuck
Must be biblical
bread on me
The Rip
The Rip
i liked it ok
matt and ben always entertaining together
i liked it ok
matt and ben always entertaining together
I watched the new Jurassic Park with Scarlett Johanneson and Jonathan Bailey
and i enjoyed it the appropriate amount in like this is not a good movie but I am enjoying it fine while i am folding laundry or whatever and the dinosaur parts are exciting enough that I announce "this is exciting" to my dog who is asleep on the floor
After watching it I realized I never watched the previous Jurassic Park with all the Jurassic Parks from the previous Jurassic Parks together in a single Jurassic Park and felt it the same amount of fine and exciting enough.
My 2 parts were 1) when Laura Dern showed up wearing the exact same clothes as the first movie and then immediately took her sunglasses in surprise and 2) trying to remember out whether Sam Neill's character had a New Zealand accent in the first movie or if he just didn't care that much in this one
IMO Jurassic Park movies are exactly the same amount of good. Which is not very good but the exciting parts are exciting and that is good but the movies are bad.
and i enjoyed it the appropriate amount in like this is not a good movie but I am enjoying it fine while i am folding laundry or whatever and the dinosaur parts are exciting enough that I announce "this is exciting" to my dog who is asleep on the floor
After watching it I realized I never watched the previous Jurassic Park with all the Jurassic Parks from the previous Jurassic Parks together in a single Jurassic Park and felt it the same amount of fine and exciting enough.
My 2 parts were 1) when Laura Dern showed up wearing the exact same clothes as the first movie and then immediately took her sunglasses in surprise and 2) trying to remember out whether Sam Neill's character had a New Zealand accent in the first movie or if he just didn't care that much in this one
IMO Jurassic Park movies are exactly the same amount of good. Which is not very good but the exciting parts are exciting and that is good but the movies are bad.
There's one good Jurassic Park movie but all of them are watchable.
Last one was definitely the worst. They noticably leaned very far away from showing any gore whatsoever. Even the dinosaurs don't get hurt in this one.
Well-he-disappeared-into-the-waves-with-the-dinosaurs-so-I-guess-that-means-he's-dead-ass bullshit.
Last one was definitely the worst. They noticably leaned very far away from showing any gore whatsoever. Even the dinosaurs don't get hurt in this one.
Well-he-disappeared-into-the-waves-with-the-dinosaurs-so-I-guess-that-means-he's-dead-ass bullshit.
also i hate mutant dinosaurs. Like these are all already imaginary dinsoaurs as in they are just making up whatever these dinosaurs look like and how they act based on whatever loose dinosaur knowledge the writers and animators remember from being a kid
and that's fine
but i don't need to see a double imaginary dinosaur with like the head of a t rex and the body of a pterodactyl or a million feet tall dinosuar there are other movies to do that don't bring that shit to a jurassic park movie.
jurassic park movies are for being like "oh no my irresponsible, selfish, short sighted dinosaur experiment somehow backfired for the 20th time and now this is bad!" and then everyone runs around in dino rube goldberg situations for 90 minutes but then at the end the John Williams music plays to trick you into thinking you just watched a good movie instead of an ok movie.
and that's fine
but i don't need to see a double imaginary dinosaur with like the head of a t rex and the body of a pterodactyl or a million feet tall dinosuar there are other movies to do that don't bring that shit to a jurassic park movie.
jurassic park movies are for being like "oh no my irresponsible, selfish, short sighted dinosaur experiment somehow backfired for the 20th time and now this is bad!" and then everyone runs around in dino rube goldberg situations for 90 minutes but then at the end the John Williams music plays to trick you into thinking you just watched a good movie instead of an ok movie.
i agree
this scarlett johanson jurassic world was action slop entirely
this scarlett johanson jurassic world was action slop entirely
It's so nice to see old actresses still working.
Biiiitch, that girl is top-tier
Oh absolutely stunning woman. Do not get me wrong. One of the most beautiful woman on the planet and talented as well. Top-tier indeed.
I just don't like to see women that age run around like that. A hip is so easily broken. And Hollywood is so youth-obsessed that an actress her age cannot be inactive for a few weeks, never mind a few months.
I just don't like to see women that age run around like that. A hip is so easily broken. And Hollywood is so youth-obsessed that an actress her age cannot be inactive for a few weeks, never mind a few months.
This has been a thing of his for the past 15 years where he tells us that "old" actresses don't get work as they continue to get work.
P excited for the next round of Star Wars about an old decrepit 40yo hag named Rey Skywalker training a new crop of Jedi
dave filoni is the head of star wars now, ain't no way the fuckin rey movie comes out
which you know what
which you know what
lol I'm working on a cg spot with a trex that's really cool but when they first delivered the asset, it was setup to have a bright neon mutant stripe that glowed
someone got a brain and told the morans to get rid of that shit
it was embarrassing
someone got a brain and told the morans to get rid of that shit
it was embarrassing
Rey can train the Jedi kids that are all offspring from characters in the clone wars
and her co teacher is a Jedi mandalorian clone trooper battle droid alien babe that's an outlaw and the most respected police officer in the Galaxy who was raised by jabba and mace windu and she's also a pilot
and her co teacher is a Jedi mandalorian clone trooper battle droid alien babe that's an outlaw and the most respected police officer in the Galaxy who was raised by jabba and mace windu and she's also a pilot
what to do with bonner
It's 10 years after whatever that was with the horses on the spaceship. Ray lives on Vokton-7, she raises pogos for extra cash and manages a few VRBOs for some mid-level Empire corporate drone back on Corescant.
She does SFW-but-braless pottery on YouTube Shorts and tries her best to forget Rian Johnson. Add a sassy gay best friend and make it about her biological clock ticking.
It's Bridget Jones with lightsabers. Oh, and the X-MEN show up!
She does SFW-but-braless pottery on YouTube Shorts and tries her best to forget Rian Johnson. Add a sassy gay best friend and make it about her biological clock ticking.
It's Bridget Jones with lightsabers. Oh, and the X-MEN show up!
I'm going to carve NERD into beppo's forehead Inglorious Basterds style for that shit.
Never Forget
Never Forget
i don't think dave filoni is gonna do thist's 10 years after whatever that was with the horses on the spaceship. Ray lives on Vokton-7, she raises pogos for extra cash and manages a few VRBOs for some mid-level Empire corporate drone back on Corescant.
She does SFW-but-braless pottery on YouTube Shorts and tries her best to forget Rian Johnson. Add a sassy gay best friend and make it about her biological clock ticking.
It's Bridget Jones with lightsabers. Oh, and the X-MEN show up!
he's gonna make a movie for 9 year olds with 50 glup shittos in it
300 million dollar budget, 32 million at the box office
"this one was for the real fans, so we're not really concerned about the box office" he will say
300 million dollar budget, 32 million at the box office
"this one was for the real fans, so we're not really concerned about the box office" he will say
Bridget Spacehunter is just an easy going alien droid mandolorian clone outlaw cop who's just as comfortable on a space motorcycle as she is on the chancellor's shuttle and also the galaxy's leading midichloriologist
Zebbon Gordoon, you son of a so and so, I haven't seen you since that Chandrilla fundraiser for Mon Mothma where you were the guest of honor alongside Crappin Gorkus.
No time for pleasantries, there's another baby yoda that we have to take to 90 year old Luke Skywalker on Antilles 6, the sixth planet named after Wedge Antilles!
Quick, hop in the chrome ship from The Phantom Menace! You know, the one Qui Gon Jinn fixed the hyperdrive or whatever in after Anakin won the podrace against Sebulba!
The 12 people in the theater are crying and clapping as hard as they can for 96 minutes.
No time for pleasantries, there's another baby yoda that we have to take to 90 year old Luke Skywalker on Antilles 6, the sixth planet named after Wedge Antilles!
Quick, hop in the chrome ship from The Phantom Menace! You know, the one Qui Gon Jinn fixed the hyperdrive or whatever in after Anakin won the podrace against Sebulba!
The 12 people in the theater are crying and clapping as hard as they can for 96 minutes.
"Now THIS is podracing" they all say aloud in unison.
"NO ONE can deny that this is TRUE Star Wars! This movie is going to break all kinds of records!"
34% on Rotten Tomatoes while making back 12% of its budget.
"NO ONE can deny that this is TRUE Star Wars! This movie is going to break all kinds of records!"
34% on Rotten Tomatoes while making back 12% of its budget.
"Everyone on our crew has a giant rubber hat that looks like a tentacle or antenna or something so you know we're the best"
"No one's gonna be talkin' about Andor after THIS!"
The next day there are 1200 articles talking about how Star Wars desperately needs another Andor to save it.
"Why do people hate Star Wars so much, I will never understand."
The next day there are 1200 articles talking about how Star Wars desperately needs another Andor to save it.
"Why do people hate Star Wars so much, I will never understand."
lol i just like making fun of stupid things and people and business decisions
literally dont know how to read after skimming this shithole
nice work
nice work
bepto ppsmol
haha yeah beppo way to shit up the thread with dumb star wars crap
i think the last movie i watched was Wicked 2: Wickeder a couple weeks ago.
it was okay. i don't think i really care about wicked but i finished it and thought "yeah sure, cool" so it certainly was not bad. lotta songs in it. lotta songs.
i should watch another movie.
it was okay. i don't think i really care about wicked but i finished it and thought "yeah sure, cool" so it certainly was not bad. lotta songs in it. lotta songs.
i should watch another movie.
bfte said:
300 million dollar budget, 32 million at the box office
There will always be a market of fans who cannot let go of their childhood, who will see this the weekend it comes out. Huge opening weekend, but a massive drop the next week, and it ends up on streaming oblivion within a month and gets completely forgotten because most people simply no longer give a fuck about that tired shit anymore.
Oh, and Filoni will do whatever Bob tells him to do. If Bob wants to see the X-Men in a Star Wars movie, then the X-Men will be in one.
It's not about the story, it's never about the story. It's about keeping the IP viable.
Walk Hard: Dewey Cox
Had never seen it. Very good. Very funny. Holds up.
Had never seen it. Very good. Very funny. Holds up.
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