Last movie you watched - post about it
From: phapster #51
Date: 11/24/25 @ 1:52 AM
Sepharo wins this thread.
From: haze - up the back stairs #52
Date: 11/24/25 @ 6:32 AM
Sisu (2022)

Pretty ridiculous, but fun. The sequel looks Gene Wilder.
Will watch.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #53
Date: 11/24/25 @ 11:30 AM
Hah, yeah I liked that one.
From: SASQUATCH - the quietest piggy! #54
Date: 11/24/25 @ 2:32 PM
Superbman- Notbadobama.jpg. It was enjoyable Gunn wasnt shy about going comic boo with it. Parts of it were pretty unbelievable .. not the flying or multidimensional stuff. But th fact that Jimmy was a big enough stud he could have a very attractive girl fawning over him. 4.5 /5 Bizzaros

Wickededed
- the good :some interesting design set pieces .. Goldblum and the girl playing the wicked witch had some good scenes together. The bad: Ariania had me worried for her the entire movie.. she is skeletal and apparently got worse after the filming. I kept thinking how she needed to get a sandwhich or something. Also there were a few times when she was singing that the autotuning was apparent.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #55
Date: 11/24/25 @ 4:09 PM
We're going to see Wicked tonight.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #56
Date: 11/24/25 @ 4:45 PM
From Beyond (1986)

Perfectly stupid.
From: Sepharo #57
Date: 11/24/25 @ 4:54 PM
Yeah Sisu was awesome.
There's also a movie called the The Promised Land (2023) that's not as action-y but it's another Nord wants to be left alone on the land but people keep fucking with him movie that's pretty good.
From: Monkopotamus #58
Date: 11/24/25 @ 6:17 PM
Norse Jackie Chan genre
From: haze - up the back stairs #59
Date: 11/24/25 @ 8:26 PM
chobbler said:

From Beyond (1986)

Perfectly stupid.

Yeah, baby. I've probably seen it about 20 times.
From: Sepharo #60
Date: 11/24/25 @ 11:51 PM
Sisu 94% RT
The Promised Land 98% RT
gotdamn

Sisu 2 (96%) actually just came out a couple of days ago in U.S. too
can't get it anywhere yet though
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #61
Date: 11/25/25 @ 5:22 AM
Just got back from seeing Wicked: For Good and it was very enjoyable. It wasn't too gay or too try hard and Glinda was skinny but not so bad that I wouldn't eat her ass and I'd eat the green ass too.
Thank you for reading my movie review.
From: Bamboozled - Babe #62
Date: 11/25/25 @ 8:56 AM
Like and subscribe
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #63
Date: 11/27/25 @ 3:01 AM
Freakier Friday
It was cute enough I guess. Lindsay Lohan still looks pretty good. I'd eat her ass.
From: haze - up the back stairs #64
Date: 11/27/25 @ 3:07 AM
Joke's on you - she had it removed like a decade ago.
From: slimwhitem #65
Date: 11/27/25 @ 3:13 AM
is this how we do movie reviews now?

well, i just watched homeward bound

buckle up
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #66
Date: 11/28/25 @ 6:31 AM
sentimental value
joachim trier
lovely Norwegian jammer
got old boy from Chernobyl/dune and ole girl from worst person in the world
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #67
Date: 11/29/25 @ 12:51 AM
Wicked For Good

I feel like this one had a lot less singing than the first
a definite improvement
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #68
Date: 11/29/25 @ 1:41 AM
I'm sure glad i don't know what that green ass mess is all about
From: SASQUATCH - the quietest piggy! #69
Date: 11/29/25 @ 4:20 AM
LongLegs
Unsettling.. I really was admiring some of the intentional camera work and color filtering in helping set the overall bleakness of the movie.. the protagonist never had a chance in any of it.
Not a happy movie
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #70
Date: 11/30/25 @ 4:00 AM
Zootopia 2

Not nearly as good as the first one but I'd still eat her ass.
From: haze - up the back stairs #71
Date: 12/02/25 @ 6:58 AM
House ('Hausu') (1977)

Hadn't seen it in years. It's kind of a mess, but fun.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #72
Date: 12/02/25 @ 4:59 PM
Friendship

Some good parts but overall not as good as I wanted.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #73
Date: 12/02/25 @ 6:44 PM
I enjoyed all of Bugonia, but I will say the

Spoiler "twist" was something I never counted out as a possibility, so it wasn't a twist for me. Still fun tho.


And I'd eat Emma Stone's butt even if she was baldheaded.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #74
Date: 12/02/25 @ 6:46 PM
haze said:

Hausu
bless you
From: SASQUATCH - the quietest piggy! #75
Date: 12/02/25 @ 9:04 PM
haze said:

House ('Hausu') (1977)

Hadn't seen it in years. It's kind of a mess, but fun.
The one with the girl that turns into a watermelon?
From: Sepharo #76
Date: 12/02/25 @ 11:42 PM
House and Bugonia are both things I'm'a be watchin
From: haze - up the back stairs #77
Date: 12/02/25 @ 11:55 PM
SASQUATCH said:

haze said:

House ('Hausu') (1977)

Hadn't seen it in years. It's kind of a mess, but fun.
The one with the girl that turns into a watermelon?
I remember a girl with a watermelon...
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #78
Date: 12/03/25 @ 12:08 AM
Predator Badlands
I liked it. It was good.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #79
Date: 12/03/25 @ 12:08 AM
my girl can eat a whole watermelon
From: tiepo #80
Date: 12/03/25 @ 12:27 AM
Fantastic Four: Forst Storps

It was pretty alright. Suitable climax with heroes grunting with exertion as they use their powers. Impressive spectacle.

I don’t think I will remember a thing about it in a week though.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #81
Date: 12/04/25 @ 3:17 AM
The Family Plan 2
From: slimwhitem #82
Date: 12/04/25 @ 3:42 AM
missed opportunity to call it the family plan b smdh
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #83
Date: 12/04/25 @ 4:22 AM
u mist a oppertutny to stfu
From: Bamboozled - Babe #84
Date: 12/04/25 @ 4:32 AM
Aw snap
From: Monkopotamus #85
Date: 12/04/25 @ 4:42 AM
slimwhitem said:

missed opportunity to call it the family plan b smdh

with plan b there is no family
From: GoonGoonington - Straight Panic, Gay Excellence #86
Date: 12/04/25 @ 5:05 AM
Frankenstein

A weird "Simple Jack" approach to the classic character starring the world's most fuckable monster.

Not Del Toro's best work.
From: Bamboozled - Babe #87
Date: 12/04/25 @ 11:13 AM
That Jacob is pretty fly for a white guy
From: GoonGoonington - Straight Panic, Gay Excellence #88
Date: 12/04/25 @ 1:44 PM
Jacob Elordi
Jay Cobelordi
Jake O'Belordi

The guy has so much range.
From: GoonGoonington - Straight Panic, Gay Excellence #89
Date: 12/04/25 @ 1:57 PM
6'5" and probably packing a monster junket pumper all his own. The girlfriend? (He's straight. ...so far. I have not met him yet) She's 5'1" and living out her Thumbelina dreams.

I'm kinda jealous of both
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #90
Date: 12/05/25 @ 4:02 AM
Troll 2
It's a Norwegian film about an angry Troll
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #91
Date: 12/05/25 @ 5:02 AM
Eddington

There is nothing like Ari Aster movies.
Insane in ways I didn’t know a movie could be,
but also like… not very fun? A trip.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #92
Date: 12/05/25 @ 5:20 AM
yeah that's decent summation of that film

beau is afraid was pretty fun
if you love being stressed out
and have a joaquin sized bonner like i do
From: japanface #93
Date: 12/05/25 @ 6:28 AM
yooooo i just checked and it's finally on a streaming service i have (beau is afraid)
hopefully not scary
From: japanface #94
Date: 12/05/25 @ 6:29 AM
oh it's 3 hours
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #95
Date: 12/05/25 @ 7:04 AM
its a wild ride
took me months to finish it
From: Bamboozled - Babe #96
Date: 12/05/25 @ 10:49 AM
It's a wild wide
I never finished it
Shot in downtown Montreal the first scenes I did see
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #97
Date: 12/05/25 @ 4:08 PM
Beau is Afraid is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.
It is a masterpiece.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #98
Date: 12/05/25 @ 4:09 PM
Brightburn

Pretty much just The Boys. Mostly dumb.
No one should have let that kid read Berserk at his age.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #99
Date: 12/06/25 @ 9:14 AM
The Smashing Machine
benny safdie is a good director
and Dwayne Johnson is a good actor
watch big guys beat each other up and have feelings
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #100
Date: 12/06/25 @ 5:28 PM
The Island

It's so funny to me how talented Michael Bay is from a visual art perspective
and then how idiotic the plot/script elements of his movies are.

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