they made a movie out of that post??
Last movie you watched - post about it
mf
Lol Hazel is right you constantly get new paged
house of wax
well i can see why it was poorly received at the time
but now it's got the same 200X charm as all the other dark castle semi-remakes.
the practical effects were GREAT, only a bit of terrible cgi at the end
well i can see why it was poorly received at the time
but now it's got the same 200X charm as all the other dark castle semi-remakes.
the practical effects were GREAT, only a bit of terrible cgi at the end
Is that the Paris Hilton movie?
i mean she's in it
she gets a pretty good death scene too
she gets a pretty good death scene too
Hoppers
Bruh, Hoppers is actually kinda skibidi wild 💀
The whole plot is basically humans putting their minds into robot animals to spy on real animals. Like… that idea alone is already max goofy ahh science. The main girl starts hopping into different animals and immediately starts moving mad sus, so the other animals are like “nah something ain’t right here.”
Watching her try to act like a normal animal is actually hilarious. She keeps messing up basic animal stuff and you’re just sitting there like bruh you’re cooked. Every time she almost gets caught it’s giving Ohio-level chaos.
The animation is honestly W though. The animals look super clean, yaaasiffied and expressive, and some scenes go way harder than you expect. One minute it’s cute forest vibes, next minute it’s like a full nature documentary boss battle.
The comedy is very brainrot energy — lots of fast jokes, awkward moments, and characters making the situation worse every five seconds. Some jokes are mid, but when they hit they’re actually funny.
The only L is the story kinda gets messy in the middle. It’s like the movie can’t decide if it’s a cute animal adventure, a sci-fi experiment story, or just pure chaos. But the ending pulls it together enough that you’re like “ok that was kinda fire.”
Final rating:
🔥 7.5/10 — lowkey a W movie
Summary:
🐿️ cute animals
🤖 weird science
💀 goofy chaos
🧠 tiny bit of “wait that’s kinda deep” energy
Overall: not peak cinema but definitely not mid. Worth the watch fr.
Bruh, Hoppers is actually kinda skibidi wild 💀
The whole plot is basically humans putting their minds into robot animals to spy on real animals. Like… that idea alone is already max goofy ahh science. The main girl starts hopping into different animals and immediately starts moving mad sus, so the other animals are like “nah something ain’t right here.”
Watching her try to act like a normal animal is actually hilarious. She keeps messing up basic animal stuff and you’re just sitting there like bruh you’re cooked. Every time she almost gets caught it’s giving Ohio-level chaos.
The animation is honestly W though. The animals look super clean, yaaasiffied and expressive, and some scenes go way harder than you expect. One minute it’s cute forest vibes, next minute it’s like a full nature documentary boss battle.
The comedy is very brainrot energy — lots of fast jokes, awkward moments, and characters making the situation worse every five seconds. Some jokes are mid, but when they hit they’re actually funny.
The only L is the story kinda gets messy in the middle. It’s like the movie can’t decide if it’s a cute animal adventure, a sci-fi experiment story, or just pure chaos. But the ending pulls it together enough that you’re like “ok that was kinda fire.”
Final rating:
🔥 7.5/10 — lowkey a W movie
Summary:
🐿️ cute animals
🤖 weird science
💀 goofy chaos
🧠 tiny bit of “wait that’s kinda deep” energy
Overall: not peak cinema but definitely not mid. Worth the watch fr.
how dare you drag the good name of max goof into that pile of gen alpha word salad
NAHH bruh, acting like Max Goof got publicly fanum taxed by the Skibidi Tribunal 💀 that wasn’t slander, that was Ohio canon DLC lore expansion. Max still sigma, still goated, still mogging the toon multiverse while you’re stuck with negative aura and NPC dialogue. Cope harder lil bro, the skibidi council already approved it.
someone please dose bash with a genX sedative
Nah brh i’m just on the 2026 aura patch.
Meanwhile, you still running NPC beta build 1.0 with no rizz and 2 fps
Meanwhile, you still running NPC beta build 1.0 with no rizz and 2 fps
genX??? That’s just sigma veteran edition.
I feel like when I was growing up, my slang wasn't this stupid
The Possession of Hannah Grace (2018)
No expectations. Started very abruptly, then a whole different story with a lot of things just being off and upsetting.
Maybe the best possession movie since... I don't know. I'm going to say Stigmata (1999) just because.
No expectations. Started very abruptly, then a whole different story with a lot of things just being off and upsetting.
Maybe the best possession movie since... I don't know. I'm going to say Stigmata (1999) just because.
I did try to watch The Hoarder (2015) but it was like bonkers bad.
moneyball (2011)
not done yet but at some point they have to fire the coach if he's not gonna play moneyball!
it is an interesting story i must say
not done yet but at some point they have to fire the coach if he's not gonna play moneyball!
it is an interesting story i must say
Hes easy on the eyes no?
oh god they're making a Venom 4
it feels like ive seen trailers for way more than that
scott pilgrim vs the world
i like how this has been one of my favorite movies since it came out
and it always will be
but scott himself just comes off as more of an asshole every time i watch it
i like how this has been one of my favorite movies since it came out
and it always will be
but scott himself just comes off as more of an asshole every time i watch it
slimwhitem said:
it feels like ive seen trailers for way more than that
yeah they make trailers for every movie not just venom 4
Bamboozled said:
Hes easy on the eyes no?
the coach from moneyball, art lowe, played by phillip seymour hoffmann?
he seems great and wouldn't judge anyone for thinking so
but did you mean brad pitt?
NO.
She is talking about fun and fat young Jonah Hill. Not creepy tatted-up Ozempic-faced old Jonah Hill.
Undertone
Creepy as fuck. My daughter had to sleep with her mom after watching it.
It makes great use of sound and darkness, so see it in a good theater. This movie won't hit the same at home unless you have an excellent home theater.
Creepy as fuck. My daughter had to sleep with her mom after watching it.
It makes great use of sound and darkness, so see it in a good theater. This movie won't hit the same at home unless you have an excellent home theater.
ill wait until it comes out on vinyl
a flight of dragons
this is one of those movies i LOVED as a kid
it has...not aged particularly well.
like it's not racist or anything
just that the pacing is SUPER slow
and virtually every plot point is driven by some handwavy magic that was never brought before, and won't be brought up again
and the animation is janky (but in a charming kind of way).
super formative to me, but i'd have a hard time recommending it to anyone who isn't a ten year old fantasy nerd.
the weirdest thing about it, for me, is that it claims to be based on the book "the flight of dragons" by peter dickinson
but it's actually NOT based on that book at all...it's based on a book called "the dragon and the george" by gordon r dickson (not the be confused with philip k dick).
the only elements it took from "the flight of dragons" is the name "peter dickinson" and some of the explanations of dragon physics.
i'd actually recommend both of those books to anyone interested in fantasy,
"the flight of dragons" is more like an encyclopedia
while "the dragon and the george" is a fun fantasy isekai
that spawned an entire series of books that really lean into the whole connecticut-knight-in-king-arthur's-court style
with the benefit of being written by an actual medieval historian, so the fish out of water stuff is based on real historical understanding, not just medieval cliches
i'm probably not convincing anyone to try out any of these things
that's fine
just getting it out there
this is one of those movies i LOVED as a kid
it has...not aged particularly well.
like it's not racist or anything
just that the pacing is SUPER slow
and virtually every plot point is driven by some handwavy magic that was never brought before, and won't be brought up again
and the animation is janky (but in a charming kind of way).
super formative to me, but i'd have a hard time recommending it to anyone who isn't a ten year old fantasy nerd.
the weirdest thing about it, for me, is that it claims to be based on the book "the flight of dragons" by peter dickinson
but it's actually NOT based on that book at all...it's based on a book called "the dragon and the george" by gordon r dickson (not the be confused with philip k dick).
the only elements it took from "the flight of dragons" is the name "peter dickinson" and some of the explanations of dragon physics.
i'd actually recommend both of those books to anyone interested in fantasy,
"the flight of dragons" is more like an encyclopedia
while "the dragon and the george" is a fun fantasy isekai
that spawned an entire series of books that really lean into the whole connecticut-knight-in-king-arthur's-court style
with the benefit of being written by an actual medieval historian, so the fish out of water stuff is based on real historical understanding, not just medieval cliches
i'm probably not convincing anyone to try out any of these things
that's fine
just getting it out there
yea i was the kid who learned how to play that one song on the pennywhistle
if you can believe that
if you can believe that
i refuse to
moneyball (2011)
as someone who did not follow baseball during that time and didn't know if they would get the record a couple of things were unclear to me
but the music
but they never point out that it's bottom of the ninth at that time you just realize it's a walkoff
but i think they assumed a big part of the audience would already know if they did or did not get the record
what was the point of brad pitt telling 'david justice' to be more of a verteran presence and lead guys moreso off the field, and then he had like a 30 second scene where he tries to encourage chris pratt and then i don't think he was in the movie again lol
honestly i thought it was a dece movie
as someone who did not follow baseball during that time and didn't know if they would get the record a couple of things were unclear to me
but the music
Spoiler
seemed to very obviously let you know chris pratt is going to hit a homerunbut they never point out that it's bottom of the ninth at that time you just realize it's a walkoff
but i think they assumed a big part of the audience would already know if they did or did not get the record
what was the point of brad pitt telling 'david justice' to be more of a verteran presence and lead guys moreso off the field, and then he had like a 30 second scene where he tries to encourage chris pratt and then i don't think he was in the movie again lol
honestly i thought it was a dece movie
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