Last movie you watched - post about it
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #551
Date: 02/23/26 @ 8:41 PM
mf DEI
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #552
Date: 02/23/26 @ 8:41 PM
mf
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #553
Date: 02/23/26 @ 8:54 PM
Jesus.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #554
Date: 02/23/26 @ 10:06 PM
this can't keep happening
From: slimwhitem #555
Date: 02/23/26 @ 10:25 PM
mods please make it so the first post of a new page is deleted and spare us this nonsense
From: haze - emotion lotion #556
Date: 02/23/26 @ 10:25 PM
Hahahaha
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #557
Date: 02/23/26 @ 11:31 PM
Make it so the first post of a new page quotes the entire last page so we can follow.
From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #558
Date: 02/23/26 @ 11:32 PM
Direct to production.
From: bepto #559
Date: 02/24/26 @ 3:06 AM
Make it so whoever does the first newpage post gets punched in the nuts by their laptop
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #560
Date: 02/24/26 @ 3:11 AM
2 days later bk's nuts just hanging there like a deconstructed beef and cheddar
From: slimwhitem #561
Date: 02/24/26 @ 3:12 AM
last post of a page is automatically deleted to prevent some idiot being tempted to reply something dumb and wind up all alone on the next page
From: slimwhitem #562
Date: 02/24/26 @ 3:13 AM
and also the arbys nuts thing or whatever
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #563
Date: 02/24/26 @ 3:21 AM
dick like a franchise sandwich
From: haze - emotion lotion #564
Date: 02/24/26 @ 3:35 AM
dick like a windmill submarine
From: bfte #565
Date: 02/24/26 @ 4:20 AM
dick like an old doubloon
From: bfte #566
Date: 02/24/26 @ 4:21 AM
old doubloon dick havin ass mf
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #567
Date: 02/24/26 @ 4:28 AM
Pineapple Willy would have wanted it this way
From: Bamboozled - Babe #568
Date: 02/24/26 @ 5:00 AM
This page reads like a ER nightmare
From: haze - emotion lotion #569
Date: 02/24/26 @ 5:09 AM
I feel like Gentle Giant Bigsby would disagree.
From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #570
Date: 02/24/26 @ 10:21 AM
bruh The Rats: A Witcher Tale on Netflix is one of the most painful movie experiences I've ever had

Someone calls "shotgun" on a cart at the end just to cap off how fucking stupid and awful it is
From: idsaluteyoubub #571
Date: 02/24/26 @ 11:33 AM
That's a shame, cause that's a pretty cool part of the Witcher lore. How Ciri gets her face scar, etc.

Also all of us are too old to say bruh on here, bro.
From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #572
Date: 02/24/26 @ 2:05 PM
that's how bad it was
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #573
Date: 02/24/26 @ 3:19 PM
breh
From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #574
Date: 02/24/26 @ 3:46 PM
watcha talkin about brahs
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #575
Date: 02/24/26 @ 4:47 PM
cool starry bra
From: WayGroovy - Looking Back #576
Date: 02/24/26 @ 6:43 PM
The Island 2005

A group of childlike people are kept hidden in an underground former government facility where they are brainwashed into thinking it's a great thing to go to the island when in reality it's not so great. They're all there because of Uber rich people. Two of them escape. Even though the company has great ties to the department of defence, they go with paramilitary mercs for retrieval.

Directed by Michael Bay
From: idsaluteyoubub #577
Date: 02/24/26 @ 6:48 PM
Pandorum seemed to be kind of a very overlooked, underappreciated film when it came out, and although it's still kinda corny, a pretty fun watch. Great set design. Ben Foster is an underrated actor, even in an "in it for the paycheck" role like this.

He sure does fall down a lot in this film

The movie is a less claustrophobic, less cerebral, and less good Event Horizon.
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From: slimwhitem #578
Date: 02/24/26 @ 7:53 PM
its got a whole lot less event horizon than event horizon does tho, a WHOLE lot less

in fact, the only real similarity is that they are on a ship, right?
From: Heferito - Intentionally left blank #579
Date: 02/24/26 @ 7:55 PM
The Running Powell

It had a lot of running
From: idsaluteyoubub #580
Date: 02/25/26 @ 4:18 AM
slimwhitem said:

its got a whole lot less event horizon than event horizon does tho, a WHOLE lot less

in fact, the only real similarity is that they are on a ship, right?

Kinda mostly. And that weird shit happens to people. And stasis fuckery. Some of the set design reminded me of Event Horizon, too.

Not a whole lot of deep space horror.
From: haze - emotion lotion #581
Date: 02/25/26 @ 4:22 AM
Looks like a piece of shit.
From: idsaluteyoubub #582
Date: 02/25/26 @ 5:12 AM
You talking to meep?!
From: haze - emotion lotion #583
Date: 02/25/26 @ 5:19 AM
I'm talking about Pandumdum. So I guess yes.
From: idsaluteyoubub #584
Date: 02/25/26 @ 5:22 AM
It's pretty stupid, but fun.

Like you'p
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #585
Date: 02/25/26 @ 5:27 AM
I love Pandorum.
To be sure, it has a good deal in common with Event Horizon, the setup, the mission, the themes, the design,
But the departures are also substantial (divergent evolution, crew generation collapse, identity confusion).
Pandorum is about as much a genealogical successor of Event Horizon as Sunshine is, albeit in markedly different directions.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #586
Date: 02/25/26 @ 5:28 AM
AND THEY ALL OWE A DEBT TO SOLARIS.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #587
Date: 02/25/26 @ 5:44 AM
clam ur moobies
From: idsaluteyoubub #588
Date: 02/25/26 @ 5:46 AM
Mission was different. EH was a vessel recovery mission. Pandy was going to live on a new planet.

But yeah definitely EH vibes.
From: haze - emotion lotion #589
Date: 02/25/26 @ 6:13 AM
Ew, Solaris.
From: idsaluteyoubub #590
Date: 02/25/26 @ 6:20 AM
I don't think I've watched a Tarkovsky film yet oops lol
From: haze - emotion lotion #591
Date: 02/25/26 @ 6:26 AM
Mean neither.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #592
Date: 02/25/26 @ 6:28 AM
EW

fuck that
From: idsaluteyoubub #593
Date: 02/25/26 @ 6:50 AM
Kinda glad I haven't. Feel like I'd appreciate them more now.
Like when I rewatched some Jodorowsky the past couple of years. Very different opinions on them now compared to my 20s/30s.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #594
Date: 02/25/26 @ 7:27 AM
I been binging the whole Jabroni collection
From: haze - emotion lotion #595
Date: 02/25/26 @ 7:46 AM
Been a while since I've seen Holy Mountain n'at.
From: idsaluteyoubub #596
Date: 02/25/26 @ 1:12 PM
Saw the one he did with Argento recently. Santa Sangre. It was excellent.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #597
Date: 02/25/26 @ 6:04 PM
[/quote]Kinda glad I haven't. Feel like I'd appreciate them more now.
[quote]
[chanting] StallllKER! StallllKER!
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #598
Date: 02/25/26 @ 6:07 PM
Motherfucker.
From: japanface #599
Date: 02/25/26 @ 6:28 PM
what was up with the
(solaris 1979 not really a spoiler)
Spoiler
silent 5 minute cab ride highway montage to the launch site at he beginning of solaris?
and were they russians living in japan??


but overall i thought it was such an intense experience and recommmended it why just last week
also the only tarkovskzy i've seen
some reviews say the george cloon version is smoother and more entertaining and easier to follow but i don't think solaris is supposed to be any of those things
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #600
Date: 02/25/26 @ 6:48 PM
Every time I come upon Solaris in my watchlist I wonder why I haven't watched it yet, then I see the almost 3-hour runtime and don't watch it.

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