New Site, Who Dis? Come Say Hi.
From: Heferito - Intentionally left blank #401
Date: 01/30/26 @ 2:03 PM
slimwhitem said:

I tell you what, I'm really digging the new site. Doing some site design myself has made me appreciate the level of effort that went into this.

Just wanted to stop and say thank you all (except bk) very much for all the work you've put into this place

(except bk)

I was thinking the same thing last night, thank you all for your efforts.

It's also wild that this is the third iteration of this site that I've signed up for.
From: reno #402
Date: 01/30/26 @ 3:25 PM
you guys remember when there was like a 'funny pics' section with like a grandma that was stretching on a street bridge
anyway that's the time i started lurking
From: jpkeates #403
Date: 01/30/26 @ 4:13 PM
Heferito said:
It's also wild that this is the third iteration of this site that I've signed up for.
This is true.
This place will somehow survive the death of the internet.
From: LadyAlthea #404
Date: 01/30/26 @ 4:28 PM
We will write letters to each other.

Good Friends, wherever Providence has set you,

I take pen in hand this late winter evening to set down a few lines, trusting that by some mercy of wind, water, or wandering soul, they may yet find you. Though once we conversed with great swiftness upon the glowing ether called the Internet, that marvel has now quite failed us, having gone dark in the Year of Our Lord 2026, and no man hereabouts has coaxed it back to life.

I write to you from the wild parts of Maine, where my days are plain and honest, and measured more by light and weather than by clocks. The mornings arrive with a sharp cold and the sound of moose moving slow through the trees, as solemn as ministers. At dusk the wolves make their councils known, their voices carrying across the snow like खबर of distant nations. They keep their own order, and we keep ours, and thus far there has been peace between us.

Our life is simple now. We split wood, draw water, mend what breaks, and waste little breath on what cannot be mended. News comes slowly, if at all, and rumor slower still. Without the Internet’s endless chatter, the mind grows quieter, though at first it aches for the noise, like an ear long used to bells. Yet I find myself remembering faces more clearly, and listening better to those before me.

I wonder often how you fare. I imagine you where last I saw you—frozen in memory like insects in amber—yet surely you have moved on, learned new skills, taken new names, or made homes in places I have never seen. If this letter reaches you, know that you are thought of kindly, and that friendship, once made, does not perish merely because the wires have gone dead.

Should the world knit itself together again, and the great net be cast anew, perhaps we shall speak once more without ink or courier. Until then, I remain

Your affectionate friend and humble servant,
from the Eastern Woods
From: jpkeates #405
Date: 01/30/26 @ 5:16 PM
My Dear LadyA

I fear we have shipped up – a close shave.
I am writing a few letters which I hope will be delivered some day
I want to thank you for the friendship you gave me of late years, and to tell you how extraordinarily pleasant I found it to serve with you.

I want to tell you that I was not too old for this job. It was the younger men that went under first.

Finally I want you to secure a competence for my widow and boy. I leave them very ill provided for, but feel that the country ought not to neglect them. After all we are setting a good example to our countrymen, if not by getting into a tight place, by facing it like men when we were there. We could have come through had we neglected the sick.


Good-bye and good-bye to dear LordA

Yours ever

jpkeates

Excuse writing – it is -40, and has been for nigh a month
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #406
Date: 01/30/26 @ 7:45 PM
My Dearest JP.,

I went forth today not to scale some Alpine sorrow nor to wrrestle with the ghosts of love long dead, but to the supermarket—temple of the mundane, where mortals barter coin for bread and think themselves content.

Yet even there, beneath the tyrannous glow of fluorescent suns, I felt the old unrest stir. The sliding doors yawned open like fate itself, admitting me to aisles interminable, where hope is shelved beside despair and both are priced with cruel precision. I took up a basket (light at first, like youthful ambition) and wandered, soon weighed down by cheeses I did not need and fruits already whispering of decay.

Ah! The produce section—Eden, if Eden had barcodes. Apples blushed with an innocence long rehearsed; bananas lay in tragic clusters, already bruised by time and careless hands. I lingered there, reflecting how swiftly ripeness turns to ruin, and how no discount can redeem what has passed its hour.

In the frozen aisle I felt the chill of eternity. Peas entombed in crystal, pizzas promised joy they could never fulfill—how like our passions, preserved in memory yet tasteless when reheated. A child weppt nearby for reasons as profound as any philosopher’s, while his parent negotiated peace with a box of sugared cereal.

At last, I queued—ah, the final trial. Before me stood a man with coupons, behind me one with impatience. We were equals there, bound by the slow arithmetic of the cashier and the judgment of the beeping machine. When it was done, my purse lighter and my spirit oddly so, I emerged into the parking lot’s gray expanse, victorious yet unconsoled.

Thus ended my errand: no epic sung, no heart irrevocably broken—only dinner secured, and another proof that even in the most prosaic of journeys, the soul insists on feeling too much.

Yours,
in exile among shopping carts and receipts
From: tcroller #407
Date: 01/30/26 @ 11:46 PM
Hi all, this is TCRoller. I'm sorry it took so long for me to find this place. But I'm here now and I'm glad to see you all again.

Now, Back to lurking 98% of the time.
From: phapster #408
Date: 01/31/26 @ 1:39 AM
it's good to be getting the old crew back together
From: Bamboozled - Babe #409
Date: 01/31/26 @ 3:01 AM
Bash,
Where are your works found? Surely, they are not wasted here.
I shall wait with baited breath on your next installment - doing the laundry
From: reno #410
Date: 01/31/26 @ 4:26 AM
Sense and Slorumbility
From: redchiron - cant' think of a witty tagline #411
Date: 01/31/26 @ 5:03 AM
does anyone ever hear from teh or firefly? wasn't there a patty up around new york? or nik up in canadia?
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #412
Date: 01/31/26 @ 5:04 AM
the world won't be right until matty finds us again
From: L Q #413
Date: 01/31/26 @ 5:14 AM
firefly I heard was a complete mess and drunk.
From: haze - emotion lotion #414
Date: 01/31/26 @ 5:18 AM
It's not my fault. Ohhh, firefly. nm
From: L Q #415
Date: 01/31/26 @ 5:20 AM
haze,it's never your fault. <3
From: arothman #416
Date: 01/31/26 @ 1:20 PM
I can't remember if I said hi already. But hi. :)
From: Redboxer #417
Date: 01/31/26 @ 2:03 PM
Wait who was firefly?
From: L Q #418
Date: 01/31/26 @ 3:21 PM
She was that chick who was gathering the money for the calendar. She never completed it and kept the money. Ody vouched for her I believe putting the money up for it, and zoomchick completed it.
From: slimwhitem #419
Date: 01/31/26 @ 3:43 PM
wasn’t there a user who had a uid that was some spelling variation of l’esprit de l’escalier?

was that a previous alias of someone still around?
From: Redboxer #420
Date: 01/31/26 @ 3:45 PM
She married geodave.
From: Redboxer #421
Date: 01/31/26 @ 3:46 PM
L Q said:

She was that chick who was gathering the money for the calendar. She never completed it and kept the money. Ody vouched for her I believe putting the money up for it, and zoomchick completed it.

Ooob yes!
From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #422
Date: 01/31/26 @ 3:56 PM
Redboxer said:

She married geodave.

I remember learning how 'geoduck' was pronounced, I switched how it that way for dave in my brain
From: Redboxer #423
Date: 01/31/26 @ 4:02 PM
I was just thinking that. Dave could be a rather silly lad, but he was a champ at helping with computer stuff.
From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #424
Date: 01/31/26 @ 8:41 PM
Firefly, last I knew, was married and living in Salt Lake and appeared to be doing well.
Teh is doing well last time we talked. Patty is SNC and an OG of fazed.
Nik was DrNik on here and I've lost touch with him.
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #425
Date: 01/31/26 @ 10:36 PM
Nik was DrNik on here and I've lost touch with him.

I messaged him on FB and sent the link. Silence.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #426
Date: 01/31/26 @ 11:12 PM
he posted in the slorum reddit before the slorm went online
so did knw lol
From: haze - emotion lotion #427
Date: 01/31/26 @ 11:23 PM
No no no.
From: redchiron - cant' think of a witty tagline #428
Date: 02/01/26 @ 12:37 AM
L Q said:

She was that chick who was gathering the money for the calendar. She never completed it and kept the money. Ody vouched for her I believe putting the money up for it, and zoomchick completed it.

i remember getting that calendar. i think i may have been in the YMCA month
From: phapster #429
Date: 02/01/26 @ 12:54 AM
Dr. Satan? I feel bad because I nerfed on him on a CD Exchange, after he'd sent me a 4 CD Metal set of discs, with about 6pages of handwritten notes.
I suck. :-[
From: haze - emotion lotion #430
Date: 02/01/26 @ 2:41 AM
Dr. S, another contributor to the old metal thread. Good dude.
From: idsaluteyoubub #431
Date: 02/01/26 @ 1:00 PM
Uh, hi?
From: Denkar - Don't panic. #432
Date: 02/01/26 @ 1:23 PM
hiya bub
From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #433
Date: 02/01/26 @ 7:15 PM
Hi bub!
From: phapster #434
Date: 02/01/26 @ 7:24 PM
idsaluteyoubub said:

Uh, hi?

Welcome
From: rho0d #435
Date: 02/01/26 @ 10:43 PM
Been a lurker since the days of Fazed.net and the fazed.net meet up party with the WOW vibes from whatever women were there in those days. Probably about 20 years basically. Happy you guys didn't go the way of Ehow and such.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #436
Date: 02/01/26 @ 11:12 PM
nice. Welcome back.

Did you ever do anything really embarrassing or gross and weird in those youthful days that we can ridicule you for today?
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #437
Date: 02/01/26 @ 11:16 PM
slorum specific - we dont really much care about hoarding piss jogs and cum socks around here. quite to the contrary actually
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #438
Date: 02/01/26 @ 11:19 PM
If I could forever delete one post from history, I know which it would be. And probably no one remembers it. Hopefully.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #439
Date: 02/01/26 @ 11:28 PM
lol me 2
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #440
Date: 02/01/26 @ 11:29 PM
i mean about mine, not yours i dont even read ur posts
From: L Q #441
Date: 02/01/26 @ 11:33 PM
I think maybe I remember? I'm not sure.
From: phapster #442
Date: 02/01/26 @ 11:39 PM
i have thse
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #443
Date: 02/01/26 @ 11:58 PM
LQ, I don't think you were around. It's not the super drunken oma one I apologized for. It was a super drunken one though.
From: L Q #444
Date: 02/02/26 @ 12:02 AM
That was the one I was thinking of.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #445
Date: 02/02/26 @ 12:44 AM
I figger'd someone would think that.
I remember that incident but not the specifics. I know I was drunk as hell and replied to something he posted and I thought it was so clever and hilarious, then the next day I didn't remember it initially until I saw someone... made a comic or something out of it. And it was just dumb and mean. And so I apologized to him.
From: L Q #446
Date: 02/02/26 @ 1:06 AM
It was a good move to apologize. ❤️
From: phapster #447
Date: 02/02/26 @ 1:07 AM
'PhotoShop a Fazer' was my favourite thread.
I eventually learned how to do basic 'shops by pasting drunken Oma into pics dozens of time
Those pics are probably on one of my old backup drives, should dig it off the back shelf, and see if it still is readable.
From: haze - emotion lotion #448
Date: 02/02/26 @ 1:11 AM
I don't remember the oma thing. Dang.
From: slimwhitem #449
Date: 02/02/26 @ 2:31 AM
yeah, we should just lay it out so we can all know what we are collectively going to forget
From: phapster #450
Date: 02/02/26 @ 2:36 AM
Oma's eyes were red, he had a big grin, light blue Slim Shady lid on, white T-shirt under black hoodie, JNCO jeans, fly kicks and a red Solo cup
/not a stalker :-|

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