SLOR'M

From: Spanky #251
Date: 12/19/25 @ 6:55 AM

Hello fellow students.

From: haze - up the back stairs #252
Date: 12/19/25 @ 6:58 AM

Jesus.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #253
Date: 12/19/25 @ 7:23 AM

lol ghost of crimbus pats

From: jpkeates #254
Date: 12/19/25 @ 8:20 AM

It was all going so well...

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #255
Date: 12/19/25 @ 9:44 AM

You may have noticed that the site now automatically defaults to a more mobile-friendly view when accessed from a mobile device.

If you prefer the classic table view on your mobile device; find this button in your settings and give it a click.

From: ghoast #256
Date: 12/19/25 @ 12:23 PM

Spanky said:

Hello fellow students.

Well holy crap. A Fazer I've actually met in person!
Fazed Orlando gathering. Remember it was you, me, and some dude that I think worked at NASA? It was more than 2 weeks ago at least, so my memory's a bit fuzzy. There was one other guy as well, but the three of us murdered him and fed him to some alligators and promised to never talk about it?

Don't worry, the cops never got anything from me other than "we were out ballroom dancing".

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #257
Date: 12/19/25 @ 3:12 PM

derpyakisan said:

You may have noticed that the site now automatically defaults to a more mobile-friendly view when accessed from a mobile device.

He'll yeoss, brotha. That's nice.

From: L Q #258
Date: 12/19/25 @ 3:16 PM

Yes,mobile is so much better! TY!

From: ghoast #259
Date: 12/19/25 @ 3:28 PM

Can we get a special mode for the super cool Ultrawide Monitor crew?

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #260
Date: 12/19/25 @ 3:54 PM

Just tape your phone to the side of the screen you use the least
and have the slorm up on there YOUR WELCOME

From: Gunfish #261
Date: 12/19/25 @ 7:43 PM

How do you do, Fellow Fazers?

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #262
Date: 12/19/25 @ 7:44 PM

we of the slormite collective welcome you

From: Gunfish #263
Date: 12/19/25 @ 7:47 PM

Many Shuvs and Slomites knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor'm that day, I can tell you!

From: Bamboozled - Babe #264
Date: 12/19/25 @ 9:11 PM

Spanky said:

Hello fellow students.

Yaaaaaay

From: mediaphile - likes to watch #265
Date: 12/20/25 @ 7:20 PM

Allow myself to introduce...myself.

Hi, I'm mediaphile. Nice to see y'all again.

From: phapster #266
Date: 12/20/25 @ 7:40 PM

welcome back!

From: Denkar - Don't panic. #267
Date: 12/21/25 @ 12:00 AM

wb dude

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #268
Date: 12/21/25 @ 5:54 AM

wb mp(h)!

From: japanface #269
Date: 12/21/25 @ 7:03 AM

good job making it back just in time for the fazed christmas clarinet recital, would have been sad if we looked up and you weren't here

From: Spanky #270
Date: 12/21/25 @ 10:13 AM

ghoast said:

Spanky said:

Hello fellow students.

Well holy crap. A Fazer I've actually met in person!
Fazed Orlando gathering. Remember it was you, me, and some dude that I think worked at NASA? It was more than 2 weeks ago at least, so my memory's a bit fuzzy. There was one other guy as well, but the three of us murdered him and fed him to some alligators and promised to never talk about it?

Don't worry, the cops never got anything from me other than "we were out ballroom dancing".

Loooool, GeniusTwin is the guy that works at NASA. I'm still friends with him on FB. He disapproves of me hoping that 3I/Atlas might be alien technology.

From: Spanky #271
Date: 12/21/25 @ 10:15 AM

derpyakisan said:

You may have noticed that the site now automatically defaults to a more mobile-friendly view when accessed from a mobile device.

If you prefer the classic table view on your mobile device; find this button in your settings and give it a click.

Thank you for the mobile formatting. <3

From: Teharteest #272
Date: 12/21/25 @ 12:27 PM

Hello Spanky. I will throw a coin at a busker in your honor

From: ghoast #273
Date: 12/21/25 @ 3:21 PM

Spanky said:

Loooool, GeniusTwin is the guy that works at NASA. I'm still friends with him on FB. He disapproves of me hoping that 3I/Atlas might be alien technology.

Haha, yep. And that kick started my brain enough that I think the last dude was Aramis?? And that must have been something like 15 years ago or more? Hope you're all doing well. Time flies. I feel like Toonz's kids are probably like 2 weeks from retirement by now.

BTW we didn't really murder anyone. ;) When I made that post, I had been listening to a song by 'Dead Cat Bounce', called "That Summer When We Killed That Guy". Can't find it on youtube otherwise I'd link it. But it's great

Anybody heard from Purple? Last I heard, she was starting a Mattress Company - purple.com

From: DreamCars #274
Date: 12/21/25 @ 9:47 PM

In before the lock!!!

From: phapster #275
Date: 12/22/25 @ 12:24 AM

In before the 30lb rock!!!

From: Spanky #276
Date: 12/22/25 @ 7:33 PM

In before the BBC!

From: SASQUATCH - the quietest piggy! #277
Date: 12/23/25 @ 3:29 PM

What kinda fit locksmith do you think you are?

From: cmtz #278
Date: 12/25/25 @ 6:02 AM

phapster said:

In before the 30lb rock!!!

Saw this on reddit the other day:

From: Teharteest #279
Date: 12/25/25 @ 7:18 PM

olivine or uranium

From: phapster #280
Date: 12/25/25 @ 10:26 PM

I was just about to chuck this rock in the lake when I was a kid,
but thought it looked kind of cool, so I pocketed it.

I've had it ever since,
but it does not weigh 35 lbs.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #281
Date: 12/25/25 @ 10:38 PM

That's actually a shark tooth

From: Mofunk #282
Date: 12/28/25 @ 2:23 AM

I signed up a bit ago but forgot the URL.
Finally bookmarked!

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #283
Date: 12/31/25 @ 2:25 AM

I'm going to jack off and kill myself.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #284
Date: 12/31/25 @ 2:34 AM

lol oma

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #285
Date: 12/31/25 @ 2:40 AM

Last I heard he was like way off the deep end.

Some tattoos you just can't take back.

From: iame #286
Date: 01/02/26 @ 10:15 PM

Grateful to those getting site back up and running. Thank you!
We Bebe's kids. We don't die, we multiply

From: haze - up the back stairs #287
Date: 01/02/26 @ 10:23 PM

Your welcom'e.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #288
Date: 01/02/26 @ 10:41 PM

It has been my pleasur'e.

From: redchiron - cant' think of a witty tagline #289
Date: 01/06/26 @ 5:14 AM

Got my OG name again. Hi, I'm red. Been a while, but glad to see the slor'm is still kickin'

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #290
Date: 01/06/26 @ 5:20 AM

welcome home

From: haze - up the back stairs #291
Date: 01/06/26 @ 7:29 AM

Hang on. Have you been vaccinated?

From: Redboxer #292
Date: 01/06/26 @ 11:39 AM

The fuck

From: bunny #293
Date: 01/07/26 @ 11:26 AM

Hi I'm Bunny now as I was once.
Few know me, I post once a year.

From: slimwhitem #294
Date: 01/07/26 @ 1:37 PM

used to be bunny

still was but once was too

From: LadyAlthea #295
Date: 01/07/26 @ 2:17 PM

welcome back same bunny

From: L Q #296
Date: 01/07/26 @ 2:51 PM

bunny!, I think of you often.

From: Bearclaw - Master of the Obvious #297
Date: 01/07/26 @ 4:38 PM

Bun nay

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #298
Date: 01/07/26 @ 5:25 PM

put the bunny back in the box

From: phapster #299
Date: 01/07/26 @ 5:29 PM

didn't bunny start the Fazedville game thread?

From: bunny #300
Date: 01/07/26 @ 10:07 PM

Yeah that was me. Is that still going on?

Think about you too LQ! Hope you're well!