SLOR'M

From: Knottshure #101
Date: 11/12/25 @ 2:26 PM

Hi.

Formerly jimmothy86/DPG-Unit or some shit like that...

That idiot, from a pic a I took exclusively for fazed back when the iPhone 3g was hawt

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #102
Date: 11/13/25 @ 4:49 AM

hello biches

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #103
Date: 11/13/25 @ 5:01 AM

that's our word

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #104
Date: 11/13/25 @ 5:13 AM

Lol u a bich

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #105
Date: 11/13/25 @ 5:32 AM

Statistically speaking most users of this site are a binch

From: reno #106
Date: 11/13/25 @ 2:49 PM

birdi halo

From: jed #107
Date: 11/13/25 @ 4:28 PM

hi I'm stoned

From: phapster #108
Date: 11/13/25 @ 5:03 PM

Hello Stoned.
I am Father.

From: Eddie #109
Date: 11/13/25 @ 11:25 PM

I was two shoes, then Eddie. Now I’m still Eddie. Nice to be back.

From: Denkar - Don't panic. #110
Date: 11/13/25 @ 11:34 PM

I just realized I hadn't checked in at this thread, so here I am, Denkar, as always.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #111
Date: 11/13/25 @ 11:50 PM

I used to be Space Cat. I still am, but I used to be too.

From: slimwhitem #112
Date: 11/14/25 @ 12:04 AM

that sounds a lot like something slim posing as spacecat would say…

From: LadyAlthea #113
Date: 11/14/25 @ 1:11 PM

Why did you change your username on here when you registered?

From: LadyAlthea #114
Date: 11/14/25 @ 1:12 PM

Meaning anyone not slim above my post.

From: slimwhitem #115
Date: 11/14/25 @ 1:18 PM

they runnin from the law

From: LadyAlthea #116
Date: 11/14/25 @ 1:58 PM

lol

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #117
Date: 11/14/25 @ 7:02 PM

I didn't;
I did.

From: Bearclaw - Master of the Obvious #118
Date: 11/14/25 @ 8:17 PM

I put on my robe and wizard hat..............

From: phapster #119
Date: 11/14/25 @ 8:20 PM

suddenly the Iguana popped out.

From: jed #120
Date: 11/14/25 @ 8:26 PM

the magical iguana

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #121
Date: 11/14/25 @ 8:28 PM

from the mysterious hole...

From: JDH #122
Date: 11/14/25 @ 9:34 PM

Hello

Wait WHAT? You implemented the = buttons?! I've never been happier

From: Eddie #123
Date: 11/15/25 @ 12:12 AM

LadyAlthea said:

Why did you change your username on here when you registered?

Who me?

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #124
Date: 11/15/25 @ 1:01 AM

Yes, you.

From: haze - up the back stairs #125
Date: 11/15/25 @ 5:07 AM

Couldn't be.

From: Sepharo #126
Date: 11/15/25 @ 6:13 AM

then who?

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #127
Date: 11/15/25 @ 5:13 PM

My

From: slimwhitem #128
Date: 11/15/25 @ 5:45 PM

neck

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #129
Date: 11/15/25 @ 5:53 PM

my

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #130
Date: 11/15/25 @ 6:10 PM

neck

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #131
Date: 11/15/25 @ 6:40 PM

my

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #132
Date: 11/16/25 @ 8:58 PM

bussy

From: SASQUATCH - the quietest piggy! #133
Date: 11/17/25 @ 3:02 PM

Well that escalated quickly!

From: Razor #134
Date: 11/17/25 @ 10:19 PM

That's what your mom said.

From: haze - up the back stairs #135
Date: 11/18/25 @ 4:17 AM

His mom is extinct.

From: SASQUATCH - the quietest piggy! #136
Date: 11/18/25 @ 2:16 PM

She actually is... I'm a little worried about Razor now to be fair..

From: phapster #137
Date: 11/18/25 @ 6:21 PM

SASQUATCH said:

She actually is... I'm a little worried about Razor now to be fair..

WHY SASQUATCH NOT ALL SHOUTY? CAPSLOCK STOLEN BY BIGFOOT??

From: trustmeimafart #138
Date: 11/18/25 @ 7:14 PM

Hi, I'm thankful that I get to lurk on this site again

From: Heferito - Intentionally left blank #139
Date: 11/18/25 @ 7:15 PM

Mom always told me to never trust a fart. No thank you.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #140
Date: 11/18/25 @ 7:25 PM

beppos back

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #141
Date: 11/18/25 @ 8:02 PM

ok

From: WayGroovy #142
Date: 11/18/25 @ 8:50 PM

How can we tell?

From: Razor #143
Date: 11/18/25 @ 8:54 PM

SASQUATCH said:

She actually is... I'm a little worried about Razor now to be fair..

Cracka please... like hooking up with a ghost would be out of character for me.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #144
Date: 11/18/25 @ 8:59 PM

WayGroovy said:

How can we tell?

we can't
i spect we'll just feel it one day

From: Heferito - Intentionally left blank #145
Date: 11/18/25 @ 9:00 PM

For me it's the smell

From: GoonGoonington - Straight Panic, Gay Excellence #146
Date: 11/18/25 @ 9:18 PM

it's mix of Kirkland laundry sheets and life regrets.

From: Lurkeylewis #147
Date: 11/18/25 @ 9:31 PM

Hello, I'm still me. Mostly.

Thank you for everyone's time and effort in keeping fazed alive over the years. It's been one of the last bastions of the Internet still worth visiting every day. Nobody around understands why I'll randomly sing Rainbow Bread except you all.

From: Meddling Kid #148
Date: 11/18/25 @ 9:42 PM

Hiya from Bristol!

Been a while!

From: L Q #149
Date: 11/18/25 @ 9:42 PM

Missing you!!!

From: GoonGoonington - Straight Panic, Gay Excellence #150
Date: 11/18/25 @ 9:54 PM

Sup, it's me, your favourite, bon vivant, raconteur, man-about-town and all-around pervert.

Life has been great. I sold my database to Palantir. If you're among the millions of Capricorns born in an even year, your porn searches are about to get really more efficient. You are welcome. You can thank me later.

I now live in Mexico, https://i.ibb.co/XxMssdLd/IMG-1816.jpg, where I have a 26-year-old Mazatec girlfriend, who rocks a huge 8-inch cock. Thick too. It's a relationship based on trust, love, respect, and a strict no-rubbers policy. We don't have any languages in common, so it's awesome. Oh, and she really hates her dad. It's really erotic.

What else? Let's see. Oh! I've given up bread. At long last. It was a struggle, I'm still fat, disgusting fuck, but I think I am now better for it. I sleep better, and I know you are all dying to know, yes, my boners are still rock hard, but that may be because of the 20 pesos Cialis.

Anyway, life is good. My blood pressure not so much.