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From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #251
Date: 01/03/26 @ 10:35 PM
I've noticed that Americans are keeping a low profile in beach bars today.

I went down to my watering hole and, in a perfect display of Mexican passive aggression, the TVs are showing Caribbean League baseball rather than the football game.

One bar is even catering to Canadians by showing a hockey game.

Dudes in Oakleys are looking distraught. You can almost hear them mutter but...but... the football? The football!?! under their breath. They look completely lost. But they dare not say a thing.

.
From: Bamboozled - Babe #252
Date: 01/03/26 @ 10:43 PM
Saw on the TV a quiet gathering of Maduro supporters in Caracas?
Not a peep, just a collection of people holding Maduro placards
So quiet like they be waiting for the subway to show up
From: Rob #253
Date: 01/03/26 @ 10:53 PM
We just like
Kidnapped a head of state?
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #254
Date: 01/03/26 @ 10:56 PM
made a new pal
From: Bamboozled - Babe #255
Date: 01/03/26 @ 11:07 PM
Has Maduro tried to pay a sum to get a pardon
From: haze - emotion lotion #256
Date: 01/03/26 @ 11:23 PM
I used to like Maduro cigars.
From: Rannoch - 19542 #257
Date: 01/04/26 @ 7:40 AM
Rob said:

We just like
Kidnapped a head of state?

We're supposed to do it in secret. This is the worst timeline.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #258
Date: 01/04/26 @ 8:06 PM
Venezuela's military recognizes Vice President Delcy Rodriguez as acting leader after Maduro's capture
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/venezuela-military-delcy-rodriguez-acting-leader-nicolas-maduro/
President Trump said on Saturday that the U.S. had been in touch with Rodriguez and that "she's essentially willing to do what we think is necessary to make Venezuela great again."
wat
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #259
Date: 01/04/26 @ 8:33 PM
You will not be in office for long, Delcy. Don't call the decorator.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #260
Date: 01/06/26 @ 1:30 AM
Rubio says US won’t govern Venezuela but will press changes through oil blockade
https://apnews.com/live/us-venezuela-trump-maduro-updates-01-04-2026
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #261
Date: 01/06/26 @ 1:36 AM
slippery cunts
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #262
Date: 01/06/26 @ 1:52 AM
myusername said:

Rubio says US won’t govern Venezuela but will press changes through oil blockade
https://apnews.com/live/us-venezuela-trump-maduro-updates-01-04-2026

Translation: Let the purges happen, and let's see.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #263
Date: 01/06/26 @ 7:20 PM
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/wegovy-weight-loss-pill-us-novo-nordisk/
A pill form of weight-loss drug Wegovy, manufactured by Danish drugmaker Novo Nordisk, is now available in the U.S., giving Americans access to an oral medication to treat obesity.
The Novo Nordisk pill contains 25 milligrams of semaglutide, the same ingredient in injectables Wegovy and Ozempic. It also has similar side effects as the injectable version of the medication, including nausea and diarrhea, according to Novo Nordisk.
liquid poo no thanks i'll just stay fat
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #264
Date: 01/06/26 @ 7:21 PM
I don't want no smegmaglute.
From: Bamboozled - Babe #265
Date: 01/06/26 @ 7:30 PM
Airlines like this news as skinny people uses less gass to fly em to the next buffet
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #266
Date: 01/06/26 @ 8:00 PM
Buffets are where diarrhea is born.
From: phapster #267
Date: 01/06/26 @ 9:03 PM
From: LadyAlthea #268
Date: 01/06/26 @ 9:25 PM
ooo nice
sorta
RIP
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #269
Date: 01/06/26 @ 9:54 PM
rest in shit
he backed the shitbiscuit at every turn
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #270
Date: 01/06/26 @ 10:02 PM
GOP won by 30 points last time.

Unless the Dems run on a "free meth" campaign, don't expect that district to change.

i
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #271
Date: 01/06/26 @ 10:04 PM
you're forgetting about California's redistricting
they're all blue districts now
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #272
Date: 01/06/26 @ 10:13 PM
Manage your expectations.
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #273
Date: 01/06/26 @ 10:16 PM
oh wait.... Wrong map
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #274
Date: 01/06/26 @ 10:16 PM
you are right... they may have a shot.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #275
Date: 01/06/26 @ 11:26 PM
it's still being litigated, but the overall goal of getting it voted on was achieved
From: toadylox #276
Date: 01/07/26 @ 5:20 AM
Finally some good news...




https://www.thetimes.com/us/news-today/article/jacob-chansley-qanon-shaman-jan-6-arizona-governor-jake-angeli-c650fb0j7
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #277
Date: 01/07/26 @ 6:44 AM
i guess the definition of good news has been skewed beyond recognition
From: haze - emotion lotion #278
Date: 01/07/26 @ 7:07 AM
Yeah, like what?
From: slimwhitem #279
Date: 01/07/26 @ 7:48 AM
for example silver is up!

oh wait
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #280
Date: 01/07/26 @ 7:56 AM
I can't believe about updog tho
crazy times
From: toadylox #281
Date: 01/07/26 @ 9:26 AM
did I say good news? my bad
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #282
Date: 01/07/26 @ 1:23 PM
I am curious about the aforementioned updog-related news item.
From: LadyAlthea #283
Date: 01/07/26 @ 2:04 PM
https://www.nbcnews.com/world/venezuela/us-seize-russia-flagged-oil-tanker-bella1-marinera-venezuela-rcna252738

this will end well im sure.
From: LadyAlthea #284
Date: 01/07/26 @ 2:11 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c7v0deypjl4o

The US is carrying out an operation to seize a tanker linked to Venezuelan oil, an official tells CBS, the BBC's US partner.

Previously named Bella 1, its name has been changed to Marinera and it has also reportedly been reflagged from a Guyanese to a Russian vessel.

Russia has reportedly deployed a submarine and other vessels to escort an oil tanker - which is also being pursued by US forces - across the Atlantic.

The ship, currently between Iceland and the British Isles, has been accused of breaking US sanctions and shipping Iranian oil. It has historically transported Venezuelan crude oil but has reported to be empty at the moment.
From: LadyAlthea #285
Date: 01/07/26 @ 2:13 PM
also...HAHAHA

Icy conditions are expected to cover Northern Ireland overnight, with a yellow warning in place from midnight until 10:00 GMT tomorrow.
Yellow snow and ice warnings in place for Scotland and northern England from 22:00 today until 12:00 tomorrow.
The same warning will be in place for northern Scotland from midnight tonight until midnight tomorrow.
Snow:

Yellow snow warnings are in place for parts of south-west England from 20:00 tomorrow to 09:00 on Friday, and for most of the rest of England and Wales from 17:00 tomorrow to 12:00 on Friday.
From: Rob #286
Date: 01/07/26 @ 2:15 PM
its weird how people don't like that there's literally a magic drug that helps people lose weight
they want fat people to suffer because they think its a moral failing
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #287
Date: 01/07/26 @ 2:32 PM
BREAKING NEWS: IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES
From: Denkar - Don't panic. #288
Date: 01/07/26 @ 2:46 PM
also...HAHAHA

Watch out where the huskies go,
Don't you eat that yellow snow!
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #289
Date: 01/07/26 @ 3:52 PM
I'm all for a pill that helps people diarrhea their fat out.
From: slimwhitem #290
Date: 01/07/26 @ 3:57 PM
bring back olestra
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #291
Date: 01/07/26 @ 4:47 PM
yeah i prefer that slow drip 😉
From: LadyAlthea #292
Date: 01/07/26 @ 4:56 PM
Im all for a med that can help but i believe it needs to be given only during therepy.
From: cmtz #293
Date: 01/07/26 @ 4:58 PM
Overall I am in favor of it. I've seen some friends who have struggled their entire lives with obesity and related health concerns, now living much healthier, active, and pain-free lives.

On the other hand, i don't think it's been around long enough to really evaluate the long term side effects, so I've been reluctant to pursue it myself. I dunno. I also recognize that I have a lot of medical anxiety that most other folks don't have.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #294
Date: 01/07/26 @ 5:00 PM
i remember being a zitty teen and wishing i could have one big ass pimple to squeeze a lifetime of goo out of all at once.

thanks for your attention to this matter
From: LadyAlthea #295
Date: 01/07/26 @ 5:01 PM
I thik if you have been struggling with obesitiy, there are uderlying issues that need to be addressed. I say this as a fat lazy old woman who tends to get fat when in a relationship and then down to 120lb when not. Ive been struggling to not only figure out why but to lose weight. Now I have menopause and its even more difficult.
From: Rob #296
Date: 01/07/26 @ 5:22 PM
put ozempic in the water instead of fluoride
From: Rob #297
Date: 01/07/26 @ 5:32 PM
I view it as removing the most generally acute danger to the patient, being obese, after that, they'd generally benefit from some sort of counseling I'm sure.
From: cmtz #298
Date: 01/07/26 @ 5:38 PM
ICE murdered a woman in Minneapolis a short while ago
From: cmtz #299
Date: 01/07/26 @ 5:45 PM
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/01/07/shooting-south-minneapolis-ice-agents-federal-operation
From: Rob #300
Date: 01/07/26 @ 5:46 PM
what the fuck

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