Breaking News - increasingly NSFW
• The suspect in the Brown University mass shooting was found dead tonight after taking his own life, Providence Chief of Police Oscar L. Perez, Jr. said.
• Claudio Valente, a 48-year-old Brown University student and Portuguese national, was found at a storage facility in Salem, New Hampshire, with a satchel, two firearms and evidence matching the crime scene, authorities said.
"...it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one."
Foreign student kills self with a collection of incriminating evidence. Something fucky
PLS SEE LUIGIS
Trump yesterday had breaking news to reclassify marijuana.
Today breaking news on lowered medication prices.
Is all this happening because of the the release of the epstein files?
Today breaking news on lowered medication prices.
Is all this happening because of the the release of the epstein files?
No, because, you see, they're not releasing the Epstein files today.
And by Monday, it will all be forgotten.
And by Monday, it will all be forgotten.
It would be kinda pointless to bomb Caracas if the files don't get released, no?
Maybe the files are IN Caracas
I'm gonna crac-a-ass
No, they already have the files. We are just not allowed to see them.
Not to sound conspiratorial, but I am suspecting that the pedophile president is mentioned within those files and they don't want the public to know.
It's crazy, I know.
But I just have that feeling.
Not to sound conspiratorial, but I am suspecting that the pedophile president is mentioned within those files and they don't want the public to know.
It's crazy, I know.
But I just have that feeling.
Here's the funny bit about the Marijuana EO.
Biden already did it, and the rescheduling was already supposed to have happened this year.
DOGE meddling with things, and new leadership, actually delayed everything related to it's updated status.
https://www.greenleafbrief.com/2024/04/marijuana-rescheduling-is-here-how-deas-decision-will-impact-cannabis-businesses/
Biden already did it, and the rescheduling was already supposed to have happened this year.
DOGE meddling with things, and new leadership, actually delayed everything related to it's updated status.
https://www.greenleafbrief.com/2024/04/marijuana-rescheduling-is-here-how-deas-decision-will-impact-cannabis-businesses/
The marijuana rescheduling process began in October 2022 when President Joe Biden requested the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS)
reevaluate marijuana’s status as a Schedule I substance. In August 2023, HHS provided its recommendation to move marijuana from Schedule I to Schedule III.
As first reported by the Associated Press and confirmed by Marijuana Moment, on April 30, 2024, the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA)
announced it will be rescheduling marijuana from Schedule I to Schedule III under the Controlled Substances Act (CSA).
Part of his. modus operandi has always been to turn over the checker board pick up some of the pieces and claim it as an achievement
lol his executive order could have been an e-mail
https://electrek.co/2025/12/18/elon-musks-spacex-bought-tens-of-millions-worth-of-cybertrucks-tesla-cant-sell/
SpaceX is funded with public money, which it is using to buy 2000 cybertrucks
SpaceX is funded with public money, which it is using to buy 2000 cybertrucks
BREAKING NEWS: IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES
USPS changed postmark rules; why your mail could be late now
https://www.northjersey.com/story/news/2025/12/29/what-are-new-postal-service-changes-2026-usps-postmark-postage-stamp-cost-post-office-mail-delivery/87943589007/?
https://www.northjersey.com/story/news/2025/12/29/what-are-new-postal-service-changes-2026-usps-postmark-postage-stamp-cost-post-office-mail-delivery/87943589007/?
A USPS postmark is an official mark that shows where and when mail was accepted by the Postal Service. It used to include the date when it was dropped it in a mailbox or at the post office counter. However, the new rule will reflect the postmark with the date your envelope is first processed by an automated USPS sorting machine, potentially days after it was dropped off — not the actual drop-off date.
but why?Time-sensitive mail should be mailed several days before deadline or you can go inside your local post office and ask for a hand-stamped postmark on the date you mail it.
election rigging
Remember mail?
[quote]election rigging/quote]
I've worked the elections here in Utah since the prezzy.
During the prezzy election your ballot just had to be postmarked before election day.
Legislature didn't like that, so they changed it to the last couple local elections your ballot has to be in physical possession before EOD election day.
They changed it again to now you have to opt-in to mail-in ballots every 6 years.
We also did a constitutional amendment back in 2018 to undo their gerrymandering and they've been fighting it tooth and nail.
If we're lucky we'll gain 1 D seat, and they'll still have their 3 R seats (Utah gets 4).
https://www.ksl.com/article/51424584/judge-paves-way-for-legislature-to-appeal-redistricting-ruling-to-utah-supreme-court
I've worked the elections here in Utah since the prezzy.
During the prezzy election your ballot just had to be postmarked before election day.
Legislature didn't like that, so they changed it to the last couple local elections your ballot has to be in physical possession before EOD election day.
They changed it again to now you have to opt-in to mail-in ballots every 6 years.
We also did a constitutional amendment back in 2018 to undo their gerrymandering and they've been fighting it tooth and nail.
If we're lucky we'll gain 1 D seat, and they'll still have their 3 R seats (Utah gets 4).
https://www.ksl.com/article/51424584/judge-paves-way-for-legislature-to-appeal-redistricting-ruling-to-utah-supreme-court
BREAKING NEWS: IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES
Today is the first business day of the new year
It's the day we get to know how long it takes for CEOs to make our celery
It's the day we get to know how long it takes for CEOs to make our celery
just fucking go already
no other president was willing to take a cognitive test that doctors only give to people they're concerned have cognitive impairment. three times!!
Venezuela’s government accuses US of attacking civilian, military installations in multiple states
Smoke could be seen rising from the hangar of a military base in Caracas. Another military installation in the capital was without power.
People in various neighborhoods rushed to the streets. Some could be seen in the distance from various areas of Caracas.
“The whole ground shook. This is horrible. We heard explosions and planes,” said Carmen Hidalgo, a 21-year-old office worker, her voice trembling. She was walking briskly with two relatives, returning from a birthday party. “We felt like the air was hitting us.”
just saw video
just so fucked
depressing
just so fucked
depressing
captures President Maduro, Trump says
Im kinda lost as to why ..United States Secretary of State Marco Rubio anticipates no further action against Venezuela following the capture of Nicolás Maduro, says a Republican senator.
Mike Lee confirmed Venezuelan President Maduro's arrest, to stand trial on criminal charges in the US, following a phone call with Rubio.
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https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c5yqygxe41pt
charging him with drug and weapon offences
charging him with drug and weapon offences
These sound like made up crimesWriting on social media early Saturday morning, Bondi cited the indictment against Maduro charging him with “Narco-Terrorism Conspiracy, Cocaine Importation Conspiracy, Possession of Machineguns and Destructive Devices, and Conspiracy to Possess Machineguns and Destructive Devices against the United States.”
Money to be made by someone I suppose
Lizzo lost 60lbs
I just want her to be happy and healthy. But imho, there was nothing wrong with how she looked before.
I just want her to be happy and healthy. But imho, there was nothing wrong with how she looked before.
Bamboozled said:
what the fuck is wrong with usa?
didn't even have time to slap on the orange
Rannoch said:Bamboozled said:
what the fuck is wrong with usa?
Hey fuck you, ok...? Nobody wants a war, but what was the other option? Trans people competing against human athletes in the Southeastern Rhode Island high school water polo regionals?
War is hell, but sometimes distractions... I mean, hell, is necessary.
https://www.flightradar24.com/6.71,-66.69/6
No flights over Venezuela
(Helicopters over the Columbia-Venezuela border)
No flights over Venezuela
(Helicopters over the Columbia-Venezuela border)
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/03/venezuela-airspace-flight-disruptions.html
Airlines canceled hundreds of flights to Puerto Rico and other parts of the Caribbean on Saturday, stranding thousands of travelers at the tail-end of the New Year holiday period after the Federal Aviation Administration ordered commercial aircraft to avoid airspace in parts of the region following U.S. strikes on Venezuela.
Watching all the NO NEW WARS dipshits stoked about this is so pathetic
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