Breaking News - increasingly NSFW
From: Bamboozled - Babe #101
Date: 12/05/25 @ 1:34 PM
Is it Cake Winter?

Bah. Too dated.
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #102
Date: 12/05/25 @ 2:36 PM
The final nail in the coffin of movie theatres
From: Scarlet #103
Date: 12/05/25 @ 3:07 PM
I would go to movies if it didn't cost me $80.00

Bring back cheap seats and you'll see more people in the theater.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #104
Date: 12/05/25 @ 3:32 PM
Independent theaters are where it's at
the giant theme park 36plex bs can g_b
From: toadylox #105
Date: 12/05/25 @ 11:39 PM
we interrupt this thread to bring you a critical update to a previous breaking news story:



we now return you to your regular scheduled thread, thank you for your interest in this matter
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #106
Date: 12/05/25 @ 11:45 PM
more like backsplash amirite
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #107
Date: 12/05/25 @ 11:49 PM
I'm going to start livestreaming turds falling out of my ass and make bank.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #108
Date: 12/05/25 @ 11:51 PM
might wanna tighten ur o ring bubba
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #109
Date: 12/06/25 @ 12:20 AM
found the perv who likes skinny turds
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #110
Date: 12/06/25 @ 12:29 AM
its a millenial thing u big bhold boomer
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #111
Date: 12/06/25 @ 12:30 AM
watch out I'm fully dilated
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #112
Date: 12/06/25 @ 12:30 AM
dilated poopholes
From: phapster #113
Date: 12/06/25 @ 1:04 AM
The way is dangerous.
Take this Poop Knife.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #114
Date: 12/06/25 @ 1:17 AM
The Original Poop Knife if blue
accept no substitutes
From: phapster #115
Date: 12/06/25 @ 1:20 AM
^True, that is a shitty Amazon knock-off Poop Knife.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #116
Date: 12/06/25 @ 1:42 AM
any poop knife is brave if ur blue enough 🥺
From: Bamboozled - Babe #117
Date: 12/06/25 @ 4:36 AM
Automatic upload to Pornhub
From: haze - emotion lotion #118
Date: 12/06/25 @ 4:39 AM
PoopFinder.com
From: Bamboozled - Babe #119
Date: 12/06/25 @ 4:44 AM
Oh wow this Kohler toliet video is 1hr long
That's a lot of poop pee
Nope user is scrolling on tiktok
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #120
Date: 12/06/25 @ 6:42 PM
myusername said:

The Original Poop Knife if blue
accept no substitutes

The original poopknife was invented by the Mongol hordes in the late 8th century. It was made from thistle twine and dragon bone, which made the anus bleed if you wanted to slip the plumbing process, which was probably some poor Eastern European shtetler's mouth, and it came fully spelled with umlauts, which made it even more metal.
From: Rob #121
Date: 12/07/25 @ 12:30 AM
toadylox said:

We interrupt your thread to bring you more breaking news!!!!



tune in at 10 for more details
It's just TLS.
The T stands for transport.
Which is not end to end encrypted.

They have played us for fools.
From: Rob #122
Date: 12/07/25 @ 12:30 AM
I quoted the raccoon and I meant to quote the poop picture toilet.
From: Rob #123
Date: 12/07/25 @ 12:33 AM
Guess I'll die.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #124
Date: 12/07/25 @ 12:44 AM
jesus
From: toadylox #125
Date: 12/07/25 @ 6:13 PM


https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/ice-arrested-nearly-75000-people-no-criminal-records-data-shows-rcna247377



https://www.brennancenter.org/our-work/research-reports/ice-wants-go-after-dissenters-well-immigrants

making us great
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #126
Date: 12/07/25 @ 6:19 PM
Makes you wish for 1st term Trump
From: toadylox #127
Date: 12/07/25 @ 7:21 PM
wish that one guy had better aim
From: toadylox #128
Date: 12/07/25 @ 11:47 PM
breaking news update on the racoon...




he got free and teamed up with his buddy for more crime...it didnt end well
From: Rob #129
Date: 12/07/25 @ 11:51 PM
there's a word for people without criminal records
From: Redboxer #130
Date: 12/08/25 @ 12:07 AM
Nerds.
From: Bamboozled - Babe #131
Date: 12/08/25 @ 3:46 AM
Thailand launches air strikes against Cambodia as fresh border clashes kill two
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c4g5e1p585qt
Woe is me, says Trump
From: Bamboozled - Babe #132
Date: 12/08/25 @ 3:58 AM
Trump says $72bn Netflix-Warner Bros deal 'could be a problem'
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn815egjqjpo
Nothing that a Netflix Peace Medal can't fix, eh Netflix?
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #133
Date: 12/08/25 @ 4:17 AM
Bamboozled said:
Nothing that a Netflix Peace Medal can't fix, eh Netflix?
lol
From: haze - emotion lotion #134
Date: 12/08/25 @ 5:06 AM
Give that MF a trophy-medal and his own series.
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #135
Date: 12/08/25 @ 7:04 PM
I say incentivize the pedophile senile president with a "stickers reward" scheme.
From: Bamboozled - Babe #136
Date: 12/08/25 @ 10:48 PM
He's not a toddler
C'mon!
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #137
Date: 12/08/25 @ 11:40 PM
Manufacture a right wing influencer. Pick a Mormon kid, any Mormon kid, but he must look like a Mormon kid. Make him stream about some of Miller's C material from a private jet while wearing a red hat. Boom, you ghet a rightwing "youth influencer."

Make a big deal about patriot stickers crypto. it's crypto that you can collect! But unlike NFTs, they are stickers!

Kidfucker von Shitzenpants will push it, it you give him a cut.
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #138
Date: 12/08/25 @ 11:44 PM
OMG. Crypto for seniors. It comes printed on paper, and they can carry it in their wallet or purse.

-So it's like money?
-Yeah, but it's crypto!
-So it's like money?
-Sure... if you want.



It's going to work!
From: phapster #139
Date: 12/09/25 @ 12:40 AM
Guatemala City – An Effigy Of Trump Is Set Ablaze As Part Of Guatemala's Annual "Burning Of The Devil"

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #140
Date: 12/09/25 @ 2:36 AM
He's going to die one day, and it will be the biggest party in history.
From: SyntaxError #141
Date: 12/09/25 @ 2:56 AM
GoonGoonington said:

He's going to die one day, and it will be the biggest party in history.

https://youtu.be/41NOMETNp3U?si=gI_8FP3GXHme8JCK
From: SyntaxError #142
Date: 12/09/25 @ 2:56 AM
From: SyntaxError #143
Date: 12/09/25 @ 2:57 AM
Holy fuck that's awesome, when did we get inline YouTube?
From: Sepharo #144
Date: 12/09/25 @ 3:36 AM
Many years ago on the old site
Since launch here
From: phapster #145
Date: 12/09/25 @ 4:02 AM
GoonGoonington said:
From: LadyAlthea #146
Date: 12/09/25 @ 8:12 PM
it wont matter when it does happen. Everything is in place to roll forward with that project everyone was saying didnt exist. its 60% in place now.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #147
Date: 12/10/25 @ 3:28 PM
BREAKING NEWS: IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES
From: phapster #148
Date: 12/11/25 @ 1:44 AM
House Democrat announces articles of impeachment against Hegseth .

House Democrat files impeachment article against RFK Jr.
From: toadylox #149
Date: 12/11/25 @ 3:22 AM


https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-threatens-new-icc-sanctions-unless-court-pledges-not-prosecute-trump-2025-12-10/

sounds about right
From: phapster #150
Date: 12/11/25 @ 4:39 AM
US seizes sanctioned oil tanker off coast of Venezuela

Felon47 said:
We've just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela, large tanker, very large, largest one ever, actually, and other things are happening,"

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