SLOR'M

From: phapster #851
Date: 03/06/26 @ 6:08 PM

From: JTWood #852
Date: 03/06/26 @ 6:52 PM

matt said:

toadylox said:

great news everyone!

Could've forgiven the student loan debt of about 6100 people for the cost of that drone

Here's the same story from... 2019?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #853
Date: 03/07/26 @ 6:46 AM

weird.

i think we're in touble with this iran thing gusies
just sorta gut feeling i cant really prove it
but something about it feels bad
im probably wrong and its all chill

From: haze - emotion lotion #854
Date: 03/07/26 @ 7:34 AM

It’s fine! Everything is fine!

- CG

From: toadylox #855
Date: 03/07/26 @ 7:35 PM

ffs

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #856
Date: 03/07/26 @ 8:31 PM

butterknife said:

weird.

i think we're in touble with this iran thing gusies
just sorta gut feeling i cant really prove it
but something about it feels bad
im probably wrong and its all chill

Yep.

From: Monkopotamus #857
Date: 03/07/26 @ 8:40 PM

Monkstradatamus arbitrarily chooses something significantly bad happening on the 19th

*my secret is I could realistically pick any day and still be correct*

From: Teharteest #858
Date: 03/07/26 @ 11:36 PM

If the idf holds to form they will bomb the locations where those million people evacuate to.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #859
Date: 03/08/26 @ 12:19 AM

easy with the antisemitism teh!!1!

From: Bamboozled - Babe #860
Date: 03/08/26 @ 11:35 AM

Anyone know where has the Board of Peace assembled?!
We need them to assemble!

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #861
Date: 03/08/26 @ 11:57 AM

Remember the whole Jeffrey Epstein thing?

From: slimwhitem #862
Date: 03/08/26 @ 1:47 PM

can we go back to the days of the nj drones/aliens please?

ill settle for another spy balloon

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #863
Date: 03/08/26 @ 5:34 PM

Congressman calls for new Epstein death investigation after 'troubling' bombshell report

Source is the NY Post so like...

But still wtf

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #864
Date: 03/08/26 @ 10:33 PM

I always wonder who among us would, after glimpsing the terrifying light of the sun, shuffle back to Plato's cave to stay entranced by shadows. Slay the Spire 2 looks really good.

From: toadylox #865
Date: 03/10/26 @ 9:51 PM

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/03/10/trump-appoints-erika-kirk-air-force-academy-board-charlie/89081470007/

From: toadylox #866
Date: 03/11/26 @ 1:34 AM

https://newrepublic.com/post/207555/pete-hegseth-billions-dollars-fruit-basket-stands-chairs-crab

FFS

From: haze - emotion lotion #867
Date: 03/11/26 @ 2:17 AM

Yep.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #868
Date: 03/11/26 @ 2:20 AM

Historians will note that WW3 could have been avoided had Texans simply not given a fuck about a trans athlete competing in North-Western Rhode Island Junior high-school waterpolo regionals.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #869
Date: 03/11/26 @ 2:25 AM

It's Gavrillo Principe's sandwich all over again, but much dumber.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #870
Date: 03/11/26 @ 1:03 PM

Breaking News: It Is Wednesday My Dudes

From: Teharteest #871
Date: 03/11/26 @ 1:06 PM

Wednesday came an hour early this week and I don't like it

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #872
Date: 03/11/26 @ 3:06 PM

GoonGoonington said:

It's Gavrillo Principe's sandwich all over again, but much dumber.

i understood that reference.webm

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #873
Date: 03/11/26 @ 3:15 PM

I concur, there is an avalanche of implausible/heavy handed catalyst moments that would be lazy writing even in a parody.

I blame CERN for making us jump timelines.

From: Ransome #874
Date: 03/11/26 @ 4:25 PM

Prayers

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #875
Date: 03/11/26 @ 4:34 PM

I'm the gayest man here, and even I have no idea who those people are.

And I'm a voracious consumer of that shit.

From: Ransome #876
Date: 03/11/26 @ 4:38 PM

lol gayer than them?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #877
Date: 03/11/26 @ 4:45 PM

gdi MODS

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #878
Date: 03/11/26 @ 4:45 PM

IM NOT GAY

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #879
Date: 03/11/26 @ 4:51 PM

Mama, please, it's not that bad.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #880
Date: 03/11/26 @ 4:53 PM

I only come here to see what you straights are up to.

I don't know why. It's never good.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #881
Date: 03/11/26 @ 5:09 PM

/drops mayo sandwich

it really isnt

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #882
Date: 03/11/26 @ 7:10 PM

Diva! Please

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #883
Date: 03/11/26 @ 7:11 PM

The photographers are not the ones who make you shop at Jos. A. Banks, Mama.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #884
Date: 03/11/26 @ 7:16 PM

Marco Rubio Roasted for Wearing Clown Shoes Trump Bought Him

$145 Florsheims. ($90 if you know how to shop)

Might as well show up in flip-flops.

From: Monkopotamus #885
Date: 03/11/26 @ 7:22 PM

home of the flowers

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #886
Date: 03/11/26 @ 7:28 PM

the Mexican soap opera?

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #887
Date: 03/11/26 @ 7:32 PM

In 15 years, if Pete Hegseth is not renting jet-skis with Travis Kelce on Lake Havasu, then ayahuasca lied to me.

From: Monkopotamus #888
Date: 03/12/26 @ 12:03 AM

Found this out from my buddy who works there before the news reported it.
All their systems compromised, laptops and networks down, work phones reset to default.
Hospital procedures disrupted, surgeries delayed, data lost.
He's wondering if they'll still get paid Friday.

https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/11/politics/pro-iran-hackers-cyberattack-medical-device-maker

A cyberattack claimed by pro-Iran hackers has caused a “global network disruption” to a major US medical device maker, according to a company statement.

Michigan-based Stryker “is experiencing a global network disruption to our Microsoft environment as a result of a cyberattack,” the company said in a statement to CNN. “We have no indication of ransomware or malware and believe the incident is contained. Our teams are working rapidly to understand the impact of the attack on our systems. Stryker has business continuity measures in place to continue to support our customers and partners.”

From: Bamboozled - Babe #889
Date: 03/12/26 @ 1:09 AM

How unoriginal of Iranians to copy from The Pitt

From: phapster #890
Date: 03/12/26 @ 2:22 AM

Two oil tankers, including the US-owned SafeSea Vishnu, caught fire after reported explosive boat attacks in the Persian Gulf near Basra, Iraq.

From: kontaz #891
Date: 03/12/26 @ 6:07 AM

Food prices could rise as Iran conflict disrupts fertilizer supply chain

The Iran conflict is disrupting fertilizer shipments through the Strait of Hormuz, which could raise global food prices.
Over one-third of global fertilizer trade moves through the route, and disruptions are hitting during the spring planting season.
Fertilizer prices are already rising, with U.S. urea import prices up 30% in a week. The price increases could be a challenge for farmers, retailers and consumers entering spring growing season, but it could benefit producers in the agriculture business.

Is there a guano futures market?

From: Monkopotamus #892
Date: 03/12/26 @ 8:44 AM

shikaka

From: LadyAlthea #893
Date: 03/12/26 @ 11:38 AM

So yesterday our state computer network, (AWS) was odd, it was slow then jumped in speed then disconnected. My cell phone, (Verizon) had like a 30 second delay placing a call. The home internet, fidium, was wonky. Even Sirus XM was cutting in and out.

So I asked Google whats going on with internet and cell service today and it gave me this long explanation of cyber attacks across the Americas.

I asked google to copy it to my clipboard because I was driving and wanted to share it with someone.
It said OK ive saved it to your clipboard.

I went to paste it and the info was gone. I asked the exact same question to google again, it gave me a completely different answer.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #894
Date: 03/12/26 @ 1:16 PM

did you turn it off then back on

From: Sumac - ??????? #895
Date: 03/12/26 @ 1:47 PM

You should ask Google what happened.

From: LadyAlthea #896
Date: 03/12/26 @ 2:03 PM

I thought it was sus the way it gave me an answer then pretended it did not

From: threephin - can't locate the 'ignore 3fin' #897
Date: 03/12/26 @ 2:03 PM

never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by google doesn't know shit about fuck

From: phapster #898
Date: 03/12/26 @ 2:48 PM

Washington State Is About to OK a Millionaires Tax
State Senate approves tax on income over $1M;
Gov. Bob Ferguson says he'll sign bill

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #899
Date: 03/12/26 @ 3:07 PM

guess all the millionaires will leave the state, because not-paying taxes is the most important thing in the world

From: LadyAlthea #900
Date: 03/12/26 @ 5:49 PM

If every state put that into practice...