SLOR'M

From: Monkopotamus #801
Date: 03/03/26 @ 5:59 AM

chynny bean goode

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #802
Date: 03/03/26 @ 6:23 AM

From: haze - emotion lotion #803
Date: 03/03/26 @ 6:30 AM

Double dahn.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #804
Date: 03/03/26 @ 6:46 AM

the newpboop

From: haze - emotion lotion #805
Date: 03/03/26 @ 7:37 AM

Are you gonna boop yourself when found GUILTY!?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #806
Date: 03/03/26 @ 8:18 AM

boopin myself rn

From: haze - emotion lotion #807
Date: 03/03/26 @ 8:56 AM

That's... suspect.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #808
Date: 03/03/26 @ 5:25 PM

We can only have one roommate and it's not you.

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #809
Date: 03/03/26 @ 6:39 PM

It's beppo.

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #810
Date: 03/03/26 @ 7:02 PM

If they's trying to get me, sorry. I'm married.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #811
Date: 03/03/26 @ 9:16 PM

I'm technically a cat so I can be a pet.

From: haze - emotion lotion #812
Date: 03/03/26 @ 10:17 PM

Not dealing with that litter box.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #813
Date: 03/04/26 @ 1:08 AM

Breaking Live said:
Ali Khamenei's son Mojtaba named as new Supreme Leader

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #814
Date: 03/04/26 @ 1:56 AM

hell yeah nepobaby

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #815
Date: 03/04/26 @ 2:00 AM

Getting real Frank Sinatra Jr. from this guy.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #816
Date: 03/04/26 @ 2:07 AM

mandy patinkin slaverin for this role

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #817
Date: 03/04/26 @ 2:49 AM

As the ayatollah? Sure. But as his son? Bennie Safdie.

Make it more Jamaica Estates Ayatollah than Upper East Side Ayatollah. You feel me? Like they'll bitch about the evils of the Judeo-Christian hegemony, just as much as they would over cole slaw. Everything is an annoyance. Everything. Just a living under a coud of neurosis without a moment of relief. But that antagony is how they love each other. Real Neil Simon shit by way of Tehran.

Oh! Brenda Vaccaro plays the mom role that Estelle Harris, let's be honest, was born to play.

It's very "Sunrise, Sunset". An emotionally closed-off father and his vulnerable son. He means well, he just doesn't know how to deal with it all. And she is NO help at all. It's tense. But there is laughter.

Throw in Rob Schneider as the wacky neighbour, Babakv - Gay? - Let's talk.

I think it could be done on the cheap, $8 million for 45 days of principal photography. Shoot it in Tunisia, for the tax credits. No one who matters will see the difference.

Hey, you, Ayatollah!

Rico Rodriguez as Marco Rubio? Too lovable?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #818
Date: 03/04/26 @ 3:00 AM

im already into season2

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #819
Date: 03/04/26 @ 3:14 AM

It's not HBO sunday night, but it's not CBS Friday night either. It's in between. It fits Hulu's vibe more than Netflix's, but foreign markets should not be ignored.

Titles?

-Persian of interest
-Oversharia-ing
-Yo' Mama so fatwa
-Tehran Tehran
-Two guys, a girl and a Kebab place.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #820
Date: 03/04/26 @ 3:18 AM

It's Veep meets ISIS beheading videos.

There... I think that's it.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #821
Date: 03/04/26 @ 3:20 AM

a taytay sheridan joint

From: Monkopotamus #822
Date: 03/04/26 @ 3:26 AM

Middle East Bombed and 50k DOW'nd

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #823
Date: 03/04/26 @ 3:28 AM

The pick-up trucks would have to be Japanese. You can't have the ayatollahs roll around in a Dodge Ram, no matter how cherry it is.

Would that be a deal breaker for TS?

From: haze - emotion lotion #824
Date: 03/04/26 @ 3:46 AM

Crap, I'll never forget that one beheading video that I just had to watch for some reason.
Thanks, Faces of Death as a kid, I guess.

From: phapster #825
Date: 03/04/26 @ 4:28 AM

From: haze - emotion lotion #826
Date: 03/04/26 @ 4:31 AM

Sup, Flounder?

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #827
Date: 03/04/26 @ 5:07 AM

Remember when Patches got kicked out of his own party's retreat in Mexico for being too hammered?

From: JTWood #828
Date: 03/04/26 @ 12:19 PM

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/03/us-israel-iran-war-christian-rhetoric

US troops were told war on Iran was ‘all part of God’s divine plan’, watchdog alleges

One complainant, identified as a noncommissioned officer (NCO) in a unit that could be deployed “at any moment to join” operations against Iran, told MRFF in a complaint viewed by the Guardian that their commander had “urged us to tell our troops that this was ‘all part of God’s divine plan’ and he specifically referenced numerous citations out of the Book of Revelation referring to Armageddon and the imminent return of Jesus Christ”.

“He said that ‘President Trump has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth’”, the NCO added.
...
“Anytime Israel or the US is involved in the Middle East, we get this stuff about Christian nationalists who’ve taken over our government, and certainly our US military,” Mikey Weinstein, MRFF’s president, who is an air force veteran, told the Guardian.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #829
Date: 03/04/26 @ 1:21 PM

“He said that ‘President Trump has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth’”

I'll say to America the same thing I say to women 35+ who list Harry Potter as their favorite books: There are other books, you know?

From: threephin - can't locate the 'ignore 3fin' #830
Date: 03/04/26 @ 4:57 PM

goddamn bash you aren't missing today

From: phapster #831
Date: 03/04/26 @ 5:59 PM

BRAKING NOOSE: IT IS WEDNESDAY, MY DOODS.

From: phapster #832
Date: 03/05/26 @ 2:07 AM

ICE confirms a measles outbreak in the nation's largest detention facility in Texas

From: phapster #833
Date: 03/05/26 @ 7:03 PM

Noem out, Trump picks Mullin as DHS secretary

From: JTWood #834
Date: 03/05/26 @ 8:10 PM

Republican Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma is the only member of the 118th Senate without at least a bachelor’s degree
.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #835
Date: 03/05/26 @ 8:40 PM

He graduated valetorian from School of Hard Knocks

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #836
Date: 03/05/26 @ 9:30 PM

is his name Markwayne or Mark Wayne

From: LadyAlthea #837
Date: 03/05/26 @ 9:35 PM

used to be DJ Marky Wayne

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #838
Date: 03/05/26 @ 9:42 PM

Markwayne has got to be the most Oklahoma name to ever Oklahoma.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #839
Date: 03/05/26 @ 9:43 PM

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #840
Date: 03/05/26 @ 9:44 PM

Secretary of Peaked in high school is now in charge of the concentration camps.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #841
Date: 03/05/26 @ 9:47 PM

we have absolutely wasted that man's potential on this planet

I'm not talking about the 🤡 obv

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #842
Date: 03/05/26 @ 9:47 PM

President Trump said he must have a role in choosing Iran's next leader and called the son of the late Ayatollah Ali Khamenei "unacceptable," adding a new layer of uncertainty into the war in the Middle East, now on its sixth day.

what an idiot

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #843
Date: 03/05/26 @ 9:48 PM

Rob Schneider is right there, waiting by the phone.

From: Sepharo #844
Date: 03/05/26 @ 9:49 PM

"The killing will continue until you do as I say!"

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #845
Date: 03/05/26 @ 9:50 PM

"I don't ‌have any concern about [gas prices]," the president said. "They'll drop very rapidly when this is over, and if they rise, they rise, but this is far more important than having gasoline price go up a little bit."

America First!

From: Bamboozled - Babe #846
Date: 03/05/26 @ 11:41 PM

Funny thing about raising gas prices has a way of making food prices go up too. He's got to tighten this up right quick
Also my 401k is non-existent right now 🤕

From: matt #847
Date: 03/06/26 @ 8:48 AM

toadylox said:

great news everyone!

Could've forgiven the student loan debt of about 6100 people for the cost of that drone

From: Monkopotamus #848
Date: 03/06/26 @ 8:55 AM

every patriot missile would feed 80 children 3 meals a day, from birth to graduation
4-5 mil each
we've used well over 800 now in the last 5 days
more than we've given/sold to Ukraine in their entire years long struggle

From: Bamboozled - Babe #849
Date: 03/06/26 @ 11:15 AM

Attempted suicides, fights, pain: 911 calls reveal misery at ICE’s largest detention facility
https://apnews.com/article/suicide-ice-detention-centers-b2d1cb0e4b579e0d89caabd00aa04e34

The calls to 911 poured in from staff at Camp East Montana in Texas, the nation’s largest U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility, at a rate of nearly one a day for five months, each its own tale of pain and despair.

Shame. Shame. Shame.

From: phapster #850
Date: 03/06/26 @ 5:56 PM

Trump Officials Now Want Ukraine's Help To Counter Iranian Drones