From:
GoonGoonington
- Put some SPH 90 on that thing
#701 Date:
02/24/26 @ 2:45 PM
butterknife said:
i forgot you were in Mexico please don't get kidnapped or worse
I can't get kidnapped. There is no money in it.
I've been here for about a year, and not once have I ever felt unsafe. We have 4 cops here, and the Guardia Nacional rolls in every day. I have not seen a single arrest. The community polices itself. Oaxaca is VERY indigenous and anti-Mexican. Narcos are VERY Mexican. There isn't enough trust for cartels to do business here, so they don't bother coming. I live in a hippie LGBTQ+ nudist surf town. The street drugs are imported by a few expats living here. But it's mostly innocent stuff like molly and dab pens. Nothing in mass; drug deals are pretty much one-on-one. I place an order and wait a week. The cops don't give a shit, as long as they don't have cartels to deal with. Cocaine is not to be trusted, and the weed is barely weed. It's ditch weed at best. On Saturdays, an old lady drives down from Puerto Escondido to sell THC gummies. Also, there are a few cattle pastures up the hill if you want hongos magicas.
My little patch of heaven is too small, and the crowd is already well supplied enough for the cartels not to bother doing business.
From:
ghoast
- has no idea what's going on
#702 Date:
02/24/26 @ 2:48 PM
How do you say gooning in Spanish?
From:
GoonGoonington
- Put some SPH 90 on that thing
#703 Date:
02/24/26 @ 2:50 PM
a gooner is a pajero.
From:
wander
- former King of the Moon
#704 Date:
02/24/26 @ 3:02 PM
GoonGoonington said:
butterknife said:
i forgot you were in Mexico please don't get kidnapped or worse
I can't get kidnapped. There is no money in it.
I've been here for about a year, and not once have I ever felt unsafe. We have 4 cops here, and the Guardia Nacional rolls in every day. I have not seen a single arrest. The community polices itself. Oaxaca is VERY indigenous and anti-Mexican. Narcos are VERY Mexican. There isn't enough trust for cartels to do business here, so they don't bother coming. I live in a hippie LGBTQ+ nudist surf town. The street drugs are imported by a few expats living here. But it's mostly innocent stuff like molly and dab pens. Nothing in mass; drug deals are pretty much one-on-one. I place an order and wait a week. The cops don't give a shit, as long as they don't have cartels to deal with. Cocaine is not to be trusted, and the weed is barely weed. It's ditch weed at best. On Saturdays, an old lady drives down from Puerto Escondido to sell THC gummies. Also, there are a few cattle pastures up the hill if you want hongos magicas.
My little patch of heaven is too small, and the crowd is already well supplied enough for the cartels not to bother doing business.
A friend of mine is in porta viarta and posted pics from her giant condo. In the front is the beach with people doing beach stuff. In the back are cars exploding and on fire.
From:
Space Cat
- please delete this account
#707 Date:
02/24/26 @ 4:53 PM
From:
GoonGoonington
- Put some SPH 90 on that thing
#711 Date:
02/25/26 @ 1:07 AM
Everything is getting back to normal here. But ever so slowly. Collectivos are still not in service so people don't have any way of getting to work. So tourists are doing their part and pitching in. Some are tending bar and doing service. I helped out in the kitchen and did prep work. I did my best deboning a dorado, but that poor fish deserved better.
No one will accept a dime, but we're all getting paid in mezcal.
From:
GoonGoonington
- Put some SPH 90 on that thing
#712 Date:
02/25/26 @ 1:19 AM
butterknife said:
reminds me of life on the nicoya
Zipolite is a lot like Playa Nosara, but much gayer, and naked.
The urine of chimpanzees contains high levels of alcohol byproduct, most likely because the chimps regularly gorge themselves on fermented fruit, according to a new paper published in the journal Biology Letters. It’s the latest evidence in support of a hotly debated theory regarding the evolutionary origins of human fondness for alcohol.
I don't see why chimps WOULDN'T like alchohol. Hell, I used to have a pet rat that absolutely loved beer. To the point that, if he was let out of his cage, you had to really watch your beer cause he'd knock it over and drink it.
From:
fear7trembling
- I hope you're watching when it
#717 Date:
02/25/26 @ 6:02 PM
Elephant herds have been monitored doing a little circuit to hit up groves where they knew the fruit would be right at that sweet spot.
Pubcrawl with the Elephants.
From:
GoonGoonington
- Put some SPH 90 on that thing
#718 Date:
02/25/26 @ 7:44 PM
Chimps were designed by god to get drunk, ride in a motorcyle side car, and flip off strangers at red lights.
From:
ghoast
- has no idea what's going on
#719 Date:
02/25/26 @ 7:59 PM
I suppose if you can't get an Orangutan, they're alright
Did he touch kids? Make kids do things? See kids being things done too? Like,part of me says rock on Hawk! and part is like...noooo not the hawk!
From:
have patience
- weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi
#732 Date:
02/26/26 @ 5:09 PM
He knew about it. He was present while Gates was with young women that Epstein provided Gates.
I've not seen anything that said Hawking was a john himself, but there is enough circumstantial evidence that it feels naive to suggest he was unaware.
From:
ghoast
- has no idea what's going on
#733 Date:
02/26/26 @ 5:11 PM
I think we need to focus 100% of attention and resources on a dead guy that was in a wheelchair since the 60s.
From:
GoonGoonington
- Put some SPH 90 on that thing
#741 Date:
02/27/26 @ 6:20 PM
Ghost knows. The Hawk is the kingpin; it all started with the Justin Diamond stabbing incident. Then Andy Dick got involved, and it all went to shit because of Lilianne Bettencourt.
Why, because of Mossad, Bechtel, and Yum Brands.
From:
ghoast
- has no idea what's going on
#742 Date:
02/27/26 @ 6:27 PM
Explains why Steve always had that smirk on his face
From:
katfude
- straight up "jorkin it"
#745 Date:
02/28/26 @ 8:21 AM
And the US.
President of peace btw
From:
have patience
- weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi
#746 Date:
02/28/26 @ 1:47 PM
ww3 been conflagratin' for nigh on thirty years or more
From:
GoonGoonington
- Put some SPH 90 on that thing
#747 Date:
02/28/26 @ 2:23 PM
When we come back after the break on Fox and Friends Weekend, Brantley Witson will be here. He has a new book about how to make your wife shut the fuck up. Superchef Wilton Bentley will be here, too! To teach us how to make deep-fried butter. And our old friend and colleague and current Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, will tell us all about this new cool war with Iran. We'll be right back.
