SLOR'M

From: Monkopotamus #651
Date: 02/15/26 @ 6:39 AM

i made some beef burgergoon the other day
even though it seems fancy, it's actually a poor person's leftover dish originally

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #652
Date: 02/15/26 @ 9:57 AM

mmm beef bourgeoisie

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #653
Date: 02/15/26 @ 6:04 PM

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/31/democrats-justice-department-epstein-files

“The DoJ said it identified over 6m potentially responsive pages but is releasing only about 3.5m after review and redactions,” he said. “This raises questions as to why the rest are being withheld.”

From: phapster #654
Date: 02/16/26 @ 7:06 PM

62-year-old Kansas man is accused of shooting at three Seattle police officers in Ballard on Thursday night, according to the King County Prosecuting Attorney’s Office.

The call originated when his 18-year-old ex-wife said he was following her, documents state.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #655
Date: 02/17/26 @ 3:31 PM

yesterday: Robert Duvall
today: Jesse Jackson

From: Monkopotamus #656
Date: 02/17/26 @ 4:23 PM

Next is a Frank to coincide with the James-Younger Gang

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #657
Date: 02/17/26 @ 4:56 PM

rip Frank Drebin

From: toadylox #658
Date: 02/17/26 @ 10:17 PM

now I know why they buying up warehouses

From: wander - former King of the Moon #659
Date: 02/17/26 @ 10:42 PM

Meanwhile the "Twitter files" were about the Biden admin saying "We found these public posts that we think are lies, can you send your team to look at them, please?" a lot of time. And that was a five-alarm fire for the media.

This is barely registering, of course.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #660
Date: 02/17/26 @ 10:44 PM

Hey Derp
Your're not going to sell us out. Right? RIGHT?
Not even for a burrito dude!

From: phapster #661
Date: 02/18/26 @ 4:42 AM

From: Rob #662
Date: 02/18/26 @ 4:44 AM

lol jagland

From: Teharteest #663
Date: 02/18/26 @ 11:59 AM

Take jag off to jail

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #664
Date: 02/18/26 @ 5:30 PM

Breaking News: It Is Wednesday My Dudes

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #665
Date: 02/18/26 @ 6:36 PM

Bamboozled said:

Hey Derp
Your're not going to sell us out. Right? RIGHT?
Not even for a burrito dude!

From: Bamboozled - Babe #666
Date: 02/19/26 @ 10:51 AM

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office
https://apnews.com/article/britain-epstein-andrew-former-prince-arrested-fb0b9e738bf7ede10651914ee3f3583d
Omg

From: Bamboozled - Babe #667
Date: 02/19/26 @ 11:41 AM

South Korea's ex-president Yoon receives life sentence for imposing martial law
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/yoon-suk-yeol-life-sentence-9.7096907

Yoon fell from office after an ill-advised attempt to overcome an opposition-controlled legislature by declaring martial law and sending troops to surround the legislature on Dec. 3, 2024.

Judge Jee Kui-youn said he found Yoon guilty of rebellion for mobilizing military and police forces in an illegal attempt to seize the liberal-led National Assembly, arrest politicians and establish unchecked power for a "considerable" time. Yoon is likely to appeal the verdict.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #668
Date: 02/19/26 @ 12:29 PM

Today's is Andrew's 66th birthday

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #669
Date: 02/19/26 @ 2:07 PM

a literal former prince gets arrested
meanwhile our powerful pederasts continue powering pederastfully

From: Bamboozled - Babe #670
Date: 02/19/26 @ 2:17 PM

Trumps gonna wag the dog shortly?
Rumours of pending Iran attack
I SAID RUMOURS!

From: jpkeates #671
Date: 02/19/26 @ 2:30 PM

The last time a member of our royal family was arrested they were beheaded.

From: threephin - can't locate the 'ignore 3fin' #672
Date: 02/19/26 @ 2:37 PM

sic semper tyrannis lmao

From: LadyAlthea #673
Date: 02/19/26 @ 2:41 PM

Arrested for documents not pedo-ments

From: Redboxer #674
Date: 02/19/26 @ 2:43 PM

Always faithful terrible lizard?

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #675
Date: 02/19/26 @ 2:45 PM

the ones called romans they go the house?

From: phapster #676
Date: 02/20/26 @ 2:17 AM

RELEASE THE ~~EPSTEIN~~ ALIEN FILES!!!

From: reno #677
Date: 02/20/26 @ 2:18 AM

do u think trump will be in many of those too or nah

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #678
Date: 02/20/26 @ 2:20 AM

sure ok idgaf HEALTHCARE PLZ

5sure a thread for aliens gets opened in the next couple weeks tho
focus mfs

From: katfude - straight up "jorkin it" #679
Date: 02/20/26 @ 2:23 AM

Gimme the full epstein files instead please

From: bfte #680
Date: 02/20/26 @ 2:24 AM

SwimFan somewhere out there living his dream or his nightmare, not sure which.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #681
Date: 02/20/26 @ 3:39 PM

What is "JERKY" was alien meat all along?

From: Heferito - Intentionally left blank #682
Date: 02/20/26 @ 8:16 PM

Let's see if he is able to just ignore the Supreme Court like he has everyone else.

From: Monkopotamus #683
Date: 02/20/26 @ 8:31 PM

yes

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/02/20/trump-global-trade-tariff-supreme-court.html

President Donald Trump said Friday he will sign an executive order imposing a new 10% “global tariff,” hours after the Supreme Court struck down his sweeping “reciprocal” import duties in a major rebuke of his trade agenda.

The new “Section 122” tariffs will come on top of the existing levies that remain intact following the high court’s decision, Trump said as he raged at the “deeply disappointing” ruling during a White House press briefing.

“I’m ashamed of certain members of the court, absolutely ashamed for not having the courage to do what’s right for our country,” Trump said.

From: LadyAlthea #684
Date: 02/20/26 @ 8:39 PM

well on that we agree. I too am ashamed of many members of the supreme court but most likely for different reasons

From: wander - former King of the Moon #685
Date: 02/20/26 @ 9:35 PM

Heferito said:

Let's see if he is able to just ignore the Supreme Court like he has everyone else.

Is water wet?

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #686
Date: 02/20/26 @ 9:41 PM

The majority ruling justices were "barely" still invited to his State of the Union address on Tuesday, he said, adding: "Honestly, I couldn't care less if they come."

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #687
Date: 02/20/26 @ 10:26 PM

GoonGoonington said:

What is "JERKY" was alien meat all along?

lol you getting deep

what do you think shrimp means

From: haze - emotion lotion #688
Date: 02/20/26 @ 11:31 PM

Is water wet?

Nop'e.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #689
Date: 02/21/26 @ 12:06 AM

Is it wetting?

From: haze - emotion lotion #690
Date: 02/21/26 @ 12:15 AM

I'm no scientologist I have no idea.

From: phapster #691
Date: 02/22/26 @ 2:53 PM

U.S. Secret Service announced Sunday that an armed man was shot and killed after entering the secure perimeter of Mar-a-Lago

From: Bamboozled - Babe #692
Date: 02/23/26 @ 11:56 AM

https://apnews.com/article/mexico-jalisco-el-mencho-cartel-killing-8acfda160817fb27bed1914e769e955b

Mexico is keen to show Trump results in the fight against cartels

Oseguera Cervantes’ will help Mexico’s government show results to the U.S., which is pressuring its neighbor to pursue drug cartels more aggressively. Both countries said intelligence collaboration helped lead to Sunday’s operation.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/02/22/puerto-vallarta-mexico-under-siege-army-kills-major-cartel-leader/

People have been sheltering in place while there are random shootouts. Burned cars are used as blockade. Guadalajara International Airport is under seige.

Rocket launchers capable of shooting down aircraft and destroying armored vehicles were seized at the scene.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #693
Date: 02/23/26 @ 5:33 PM

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cew8jde9pxqt

Peter Mandelson has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office - read the police statement in full

The ex-US ambassador had been under investigation over allegations he shared market-sensitive government information with Jeffrey Epstein while a minister

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #694
Date: 02/24/26 @ 1:08 AM

Thankfully, Oaxaca has overall been spared from cartel crimes when compared to other places. But the mood has been grim since yesterday's events. Every business was closed today. The Guardia Nacional are making itself as visible as possible. It's tense.

No one wants to drive anywhere. The 200 is pretty much our only road, and we were told to stay the fuck off of it.

From: haze - emotion lotion #695
Date: 02/24/26 @ 1:10 AM

Hoping you stay safe.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #696
Date: 02/24/26 @ 1:27 AM

It just went tits up so fast. But I must say, the population's reaction has been impressive. I was running errands in San Pedro Pochutla when we got the phone alert. There was no hint of panic; people just did as they were told and went home.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #697
Date: 02/24/26 @ 5:21 AM

i forgot you were in Mexico
please don't get kidnapped
or worse

From: Monkopotamus #698
Date: 02/24/26 @ 6:21 AM

manslept

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #699
Date: 02/24/26 @ 6:23 AM

guyrestmyeyesed

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #700
Date: 02/24/26 @ 2:12 PM

Come back, Maury. We need you