Breaking News - increasingly NSFW
From: Bamboozled - Babe #601
Date: 02/11/26 @ 10:23 PM
Pentagon-FAA dispute over lasers to thwart cartel drones led to airspace closure, AP sources say
https://apnews.com/article/faa-el-paso-texas-air-space-closed-1f774bdfd46f5986ff0e7003df709caa
Despite a meeting scheduled for later this month to discuss the issue, the Pentagon wanted to go ahead and test the laser, prompting the FAA to shutter the airspace over the city on the U.S.-Mexico border. The laser was used at some point, one of the people said.

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy said earlier that the airspace closed as the Defense Department and the FAA halted an incursion by Mexican cartel drones and “the threat has been neutralized.” Drone incursions are not uncommon along the U.S.-Mexico border.
My new toy goes Pewpew
From: sanka #602
Date: 02/11/26 @ 10:32 PM
Huh. I heard all sorts of shit about that at like 3am this morning. Weather balloons, cartel drones etc. Now its fricken lazer beams.
From: toadylox #603
Date: 02/11/26 @ 10:39 PM
i think epst is still alive, dunno where, but I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if he turned up
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #604
Date: 02/12/26 @ 12:06 AM
-A member of the British monarchy might get arrested over the Epstein files
-Norwegian are pondering their Monarchy's over the Epstein files
-Attorney General lies to Congress, loses her shit over the Epstein files
-Trump warns Canada that China will ban hockey, Oh, and he is all over the Epstein files.

So I thought to myself, let me tune in to American News, for they must be going insane, right? Nope.

Tonight's headline: Investigators find black glove during hunt for Nancy Guthrie’s kidnappers. TMZ's Harvey Levine is here with more details.

Nice autocracy you got there now.
From: sanka #605
Date: 02/12/26 @ 12:09 AM
The silence of the national news over Trumps like multiple felony actions day to day is not lost on some of us. We are also shocked and disappointed and disturbed.
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #606
Date: 02/12/26 @ 12:09 AM
those pics are ai

i would not at all be surprised if he is alive, or alive in israel

but the pics circulating of a bearded epstein in tel aviv are 100% generated ai slop

as are some screenshots of emails

some of the fake emails are starting to smell like when a whole bunch of internet nerds were looking into epstein with the wikileaks release in 2015/2016 and suddenly some people jumped in about a.pizza restaurant red herring

except this time it's that epstein proves that jews are satan worshipping child eaters
there's one fake email in particular making the rounds about epstein and crew mocking a victim for praying to jesus during an assault
it's almost believable, except it is not an email that has been released at all

in this age of hypernormalisation and ai generated everything z verify verify verify

would you like me to generate a slorm post that's more annoying for you?
From: sanka #607
Date: 02/12/26 @ 12:11 AM
Im most disappointed in NPR. Half the time they are interviewing some Republican piece of shit, and they never once ask a hard question. Or anybquestion at all. It seems like a promotional platform.
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #608
Date: 02/12/26 @ 12:13 AM
sanka said:

There was a 4chan post that was verified through the Epstein files. The guy worked at the jail. He said they switched him out.

I mean, grain of salt and all, but apparently it was verified.
yeah this one so far seems pretty legit
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #609
Date: 02/12/26 @ 12:14 AM
sanka said:

Im most disappointed in NPR. Half the time they are interviewing some Republican piece of shit, and they never once ask a hard question. Or anybquestion at all. It seems like a promotional platform.
that's neoliberal public relations for you
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #610
Date: 02/12/26 @ 12:26 AM
there is also a censored picture that is legitimately released by the DOJ, but it is of an adult film actor with no discernable ties to epstein from one of her film shoots when she was 19, and the photo is censored in such a way that it seems the subject is much, much younger
i won't link it because it is distasteful

but when there are videos of epstein abusing people, I have to wonder at the intention of censoring an unrelated photo in such a way
if you see a picture of that is genuinely shocking of a person exposing themselves on the stairs, and there are translucent shoes next to her, that's the one

It is just starting to feel like a whole lot of shit is being put out there to.muddy the waters and encourage losing the plot
Thr blatant jewish chauvinism on display and it's proponents' involvement in the Zionist project is certainly worth discussing and examining, but the public chatter I'm seeing is veering headon into Jewish blood libel
And then there's all the claptrap trying to make epstein out like Putin's pawn, which, what

I'd love to make a point about manufacturing consensus and consent but then I just get extremely disappointed....
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #611
Date: 02/12/26 @ 12:26 AM
except this time it's that epstein proves that jews are satan worshipping child eaters

Come on now, I did not know the paté was made from goyische child liver. And Satan worshipping? Really? Come on now, I have not been to a black mass in decades. And that was for my accountant's wedding/blood sacrifice. And I only went to the reception.

Calm down.
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #612
Date: 02/12/26 @ 12:27 AM
Shhh... TMZ Harvey Levine is explaining Bitcoin.

Important stuff.
From: sanka #613
Date: 02/12/26 @ 12:32 AM
HP that sort of post would get you called anti-semetic in yhe past, but if you look at the Epstein emails he says it outright. I mean you're not wrong. It's all just so unsavory.
From: sanka #614
Date: 02/12/26 @ 12:34 AM
Who knew the 4 chan schizos were mostly right. Jesus Christ.
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #615
Date: 02/12/26 @ 12:37 AM
I know I'm not wrong, heh. It's literally Jewish chauvinism. I'm an antizionist Jew that (quite fucking unexpectedly) became very observant as a way to cope with the increasing horrors of the genocide in Gaza and thr subjugation of our Palestinian siblings perpetrated by the government of the Zionist project

So I'm not antisemitic, at all. And if the evidence wasn't there, you're right, the description sounds crazy and potentially bigoted
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #616
Date: 02/12/26 @ 12:38 AM
Breaking News: It Is Wednesday My Dudes
From: sanka #617
Date: 02/12/26 @ 12:42 AM
God I hate this timeline.
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #618
Date: 02/12/26 @ 12:42 AM
sanka said:

Who knew the 4 chan schizos were mostly right. Jesus Christ.

right?
it's just that for every one thing that's lik "hunh, fuck. They're actually right." There's like ten things that make qanon look relatively rational
From: sanka #619
Date: 02/12/26 @ 1:13 AM
I'm not usually on your side so I don't know how to feel now.
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #620
Date: 02/12/26 @ 1:18 AM
I don't know either but might I suggest profound moral distress and existential despair?
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #621
Date: 02/12/26 @ 1:22 AM
jesus. only?
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #622
Date: 02/12/26 @ 1:22 AM
f5
From: sanka #623
Date: 02/12/26 @ 1:22 AM
I live in Minneapolis, that's my day to day.
From: Rob #624
Date: 02/12/26 @ 2:26 AM
Video game micro transactions?
Epstein
From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #625
Date: 02/12/26 @ 2:34 AM
lol that can't be
reads
son of a fuck
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #626
Date: 02/12/26 @ 3:17 AM
have patience said:

I don't know either but might I suggest profound moral distress and existential despair?

I would go with muted earth tones, rich in texture, lots of layers, perhaps something in a tweed.
From: Sepharo #627
Date: 02/12/26 @ 3:45 AM
Epstein on the MTX and Bannon on the MMO gold farming
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #628
Date: 02/12/26 @ 5:31 PM
Commercial dog food contains ‘alarming’ levels of lead, mercury and other contaminants
https://www.cnn.com/2026/02/12/health/dog-food-toxins-wellness
A solution would be for pet food companies to regularly test their products for toxins and report the results to consumers, Wakshlag [a professor and nutritional specialist at Cornell University College of Veterinary Medicine] added.

“But extensive analyses take time and money,” he said. “So if you want this kind of information, then expect your bag of dog food to go up $3 or $4 a bag, because that’s what it’s going to cost to do these tests.”
It can't be that hard to not fill up dog food with lead and mercury.
From: Teharteest #629
Date: 02/12/26 @ 6:10 PM
They don't spend the money to keep it out of human food
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #630
Date: 02/12/26 @ 7:08 PM
Brutal Immigration Crackdown In Minnesota, Where Two People Were Killed By Federal Officers, To End
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/immigration-minnesota_n_698de36ce4b0967ff005a46b?
Democratic Gov. Tim Walz said Tuesday that he expected Operation Metro Surge to end in “days, not weeks and months,” based on his conversations with senior Trump administration officials. He told reporters he spoke this week with both Homan and White House chief of staff Susie Wiles.
From: Bamboozled - Babe #631
Date: 02/13/26 @ 10:00 AM
Second US aircraft carrier is being sent to the Middle East, AP source says, as Iran tensions high
https://apnews.com/article/trump-iran-aircraft-carrier-military-8db3fab10476949acda8b973be416204
The art of the 🫲NU-CLE-AR🫱 deal is 2 aircraft carriers
From: Bamboozled - Babe #632
Date: 02/13/26 @ 10:13 AM
A Marine dies and 2 ships collide in separate incidents in the Caribbean, US military says
https://apnews.com/article/warship-collision-caribbean-military-truxtun-supplies-navy-c969a169aff7186f7c21d69379be7bba

These are separate incidents in the ongoing Caribbean presence seizing sanctioned oil ships
From: LadyAlthea #633
Date: 02/13/26 @ 4:54 PM
oh that sucks
From: Bamboozled - Babe #634
Date: 02/14/26 @ 9:36 AM
TSA agents are working without pay at US airports due to another shutdown
https://apnews.com/article/dhs-shutdown-tsa-travel-airports-delays-ff8b225c6ff8d57172fd301a550057b3

This way of govt is ridiculous
From: Bamboozled - Babe #635
Date: 02/14/26 @ 9:55 AM
Mike Tyson sounds the alarm on US boxing, launching a Las Vegas amateur invitational
https://apnews.com/article/mike-tyson-boxing-invitational-las-vegas-d1aa27b37144afce0e31f1a28894767b

"Listen, I’m looking at these kids today and it’th heartbreaking. Boxing in America? It’th dying, and it’th dying because we lost our foundation. Back in the day, I was fighting at the Ohio State Fair, then I’m in Colorado two weeks later. We had the repetition. We had the warth.

​Right now, the get-up is different. We don’t have enough boxing clubth. These young fighterth, they have no platform to be great. Greatness ithn't just born; it’th forged in the darknetth of those small gymth. That’th why I’m bringing this invitational to Vegaeth.

​We’re going back to the rootth. It’th about putting atheth in seatth. It’th about entertainment and thpiritual warfare. If you thtink up the joint, you’re out. I want to find the next generation of conquerorth who underthtand that the ring ithn’t just a place to punch—it’th a place to find your thoul. We’re giving them the beltth, the cameraeth, and the chance to be legendth before they even turn pro. It’th time to wake up."
From: Redboxer #636
Date: 02/14/26 @ 1:52 PM
Ew.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #637
Date: 02/14/26 @ 3:30 PM
lol boozle. u didn't
From: slimwhitem #638
Date: 02/14/26 @ 4:34 PM
seriously…
From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #639
Date: 02/14/26 @ 6:14 PM
We can't make fun of a r*pist's speech impediment anymore?

There goes my one-man show. Richard Ramirez: Let's stalk about it.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #640
Date: 02/14/26 @ 6:21 PM
we absotootly can.
i was more impressed at the effort involved.
even though she only captured about 1/10th of the lithp potential
From: Bamboozled - Babe #641
Date: 02/14/26 @ 6:31 PM
Oh I can't take credit. I grabbed AI output
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #642
Date: 02/14/26 @ 7:37 PM
From: toadylox #643
Date: 02/14/26 @ 7:44 PM
everyone here saw that coming
From: sanka #644
Date: 02/14/26 @ 8:18 PM
Why does CH keep posting these random words of nonsense.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #645
Date: 02/14/26 @ 8:19 PM
because they're trending now
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #646
Date: 02/14/26 @ 8:24 PM
It's the real actual honest-to-god news happening every damb DAY.
From: sanka #647
Date: 02/14/26 @ 8:44 PM
What could burgergooning possibly mean.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #648
Date: 02/14/26 @ 9:40 PM
he's starting to believe...
From: sanka #649
Date: 02/15/26 @ 1:06 AM
I bet I burgergoon when I go to Blue Door Pub.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #650
Date: 02/15/26 @ 3:21 AM
he's so close now

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