SLOR'M

From: LadyAlthea #501
Date: 01/28/26 @ 1:31 PM

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/man-lunges-ilhan-omar-town-hall-try-spray-unknown-substance-rcna256247

From: Ransome #502
Date: 01/28/26 @ 1:42 PM

best part is a bunch of MAGA people are saying she staged it

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #503
Date: 01/28/26 @ 1:48 PM

I want to know what kind of fluid that was.

From: Ransome #504
Date: 01/28/26 @ 2:24 PM

bacon grease or something equally hysterical to them

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #505
Date: 01/28/26 @ 2:25 PM

Because muslim?

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #506
Date: 01/28/26 @ 3:57 PM

Pam Bondi Offers To Pull ICE out of Minneapolis if Voter Files Handed Over
https://www.newsweek.com/pam-bondi-ice-minnesota-shooting-tim-walz-letter-voter-files-11413859

Bondi set out a list of three demands in the letter, including that the Department of Justice be given the state’s voter registration records, that the state repeal the "sanctuary policies," and share its records on Medicaid, and Food and Nutrition Service programs.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #507
Date: 01/28/26 @ 7:50 PM

Breaking News: It Is Wednesday My Dudes

From: phapster #508
Date: 01/28/26 @ 8:22 PM

Thank you for your detention to this mutter.

From: LadyAlthea #509
Date: 01/28/26 @ 10:01 PM

Apple cider vinegar? Police identify potential substance sprayed at Rep. Ilhan Omar

https://newschannel9.com/news/nation-world/apple-cider-vinegar-police-identify-potential-substance-sprayed-at-rep-ilhan-omar-minneapolis-minnesota-politics-fraud-ice-border-patrol-protection-protests-riots-alex-pretti-renee-nicle-good-president-donald-trump

From: haze - emotion lotion #510
Date: 01/29/26 @ 12:22 AM

Hope it was Bragg at least.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #511
Date: 01/29/26 @ 12:28 AM

Britney Spears bought them out a couple years ago so that would make it pretty funny.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #512
Date: 01/29/26 @ 12:35 AM

Not Britbrit. It was Katy and Orlando who bought her out.

I used to see Mrs. Bragg in Santa Barbara. She was a nice lady who really took a shine to my then very young kids.

She gave Florence a hat.

From: toadylox #513
Date: 01/29/26 @ 3:44 AM

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/fbi-conducting-court-ordered-activity-georgia-election-site/story?id=129644345

they didnt allow the state to record what was taken so that is preventing the state from creating an inventory of what was taken. There are now no reliable records for 2020 in GA

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #514
Date: 01/29/26 @ 5:03 PM

not really breaking news
and it sucks and i hate everything

but this is really just for blook
just gotta be patient for it

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ec5f5477MHA?si=Rv1xnKYCE59mFLN9

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #515
Date: 01/29/26 @ 6:34 PM

Absolutely got blook's ass. Damn.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #516
Date: 01/29/26 @ 6:51 PM

Hahaha, I've never heard of an Arkansas accent. Has to be better than Boston tho.

From: Sepharo #517
Date: 01/29/26 @ 8:04 PM

The cop who shot Sonya Massey in her home in 2024 after she called them for help has been sentenced to 20 years.
https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/29/us/sean-grayson-sentencing-sonya-massey

From: Sumac - ??????? #518
Date: 01/29/26 @ 8:38 PM

From: LadyAlthea #519
Date: 01/29/26 @ 9:44 PM

https://www.npr.org/2026/01/29/g-s1-107762/senate-shutdown-vote-fails
Senate fails to advance spending bills as Democrats push for DHS reforms
The Senate failed to advance a six-bill funding package Thursday, bringing the federal government one step closer to a partial shutdown.

Democrats have refused to back the package without major reforms to the Department of Homeland Security and the ongoing immigration enforcement actions led by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).

At one point, it seemed that the memory of the historic 43-day shutdown last year would be put firmly in the rearview mirror and that senators would fairly easily fund the remaining appropriations bill for fiscal year 2026. But after the fatal shooting of Alex Pretti in Minneapolis by federal agents, Senate Democrats are demanding significant changes to the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) funding bill.

From: Sepharo #520
Date: 01/29/26 @ 11:35 PM

7 Republicans voted with them too.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #521
Date: 01/29/26 @ 11:36 PM

Well... shit!

From: toadylox #522
Date: 01/30/26 @ 12:19 AM

these fucking fucks

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #523
Date: 01/30/26 @ 12:32 AM

Unless those Republican votes stay with the Dems, all they've done is give up their leverage. again.

From: Sepharo #524
Date: 01/30/26 @ 2:27 AM

CNN made a really good analysis video... I know this shit is sickening to watch, and nobody here needs convincing... but in case you know anybody that does...
https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/29/politics/video/immigration-agents-shooting-alex-pretti-vid-invs
it also goes over the two that shot, before, during, and after

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #525
Date: 01/30/26 @ 4:19 PM

Microdosing for Depression Appears to Work About as Well as Drinking Coffee
https://www.wired.com/story/microdosing-for-depression-appears-to-work-about-as-well-as-drinking-coffee/

A Phase 2B trial of 89 adult patients conducted by Melbourne-based MindBio Therapeutics, investigating the effects of microdosing LSD in the treatment of major depressive disorder, found that the psychedelic was actually outperformed by a [caffeine] placebo.

From: LadyAlthea #526
Date: 01/30/26 @ 4:26 PM

how about microdosing coffee?

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #527
Date: 01/30/26 @ 4:27 PM

how about macrodosing lsd?

From: LadyAlthea #528
Date: 01/30/26 @ 4:49 PM

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/luigi-mangione-will-not-face-death-penalty-judge-nixes-two-federal-cou-rcna256715

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #529
Date: 01/30/26 @ 5:03 PM

Space Cat said:

how about macrodosing lsd?

First time I tried shrooms, the other 2 people I was hanging out with had done it before. They took care of making tea or whatever while I was doing something 90s. They came back and said it was done. And "we already took ours". I went into the kitchen and finished off what they left. Because I thought we were just splitting it between us. lol

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #530
Date: 01/30/26 @ 5:04 PM

Garnett also ruled that Mangione’s federal trial can feature evidence seized from the backpack he was wearing when he was arrested at a McDonald’s in Altoona, Pennsylvania on Dec. 9, 2024.

they didn't have a warrant
booo

with the backpack allowed in, his goose is pretty much cooked

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #531
Date: 01/30/26 @ 5:42 PM

the smallest man in the world took out a critic

Ex-CNN anchor Don Lemon arrested on charges connected to Minnesota church protest

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/30/don-lemon-minnesota-protest-charges

From: reno #532
Date: 01/30/26 @ 6:04 PM

LadyAlthea said:

how about microdosing coffee?

i do this by drinking ten cups of decaf a day

From: phapster #533
Date: 01/30/26 @ 6:05 PM

Decaf coffee is a waste of precious bladder space.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #534
Date: 01/30/26 @ 6:40 PM

RIP Catherine O'Hara.

Goddamn it, 2026 sucks so bad.

From: Sumac - ??????? #535
Date: 01/30/26 @ 6:51 PM

Aw. I really liked her.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #536
Date: 01/30/26 @ 7:14 PM

We all did. She was one of those people who was impossible to dislike.

From: GoonGoonington - Put some SPH 90 on that thing #537
Date: 01/30/26 @ 7:17 PM

Beautiful, classy, funny.

She was the whole package and more.

We lost a good one.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #538
Date: 01/30/26 @ 7:23 PM

shit
that sucks

From: Bamboozled - Babe #539
Date: 01/30/26 @ 8:15 PM

yeah this is very sad
taken too early

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #540
Date: 01/30/26 @ 9:31 PM

Sen. Susan Collins announces end to ICE large-scale operations in Maine after talks with Noem
https://apnews.com/article/ice-maine-immigration-arrests-collins-ff774636a6e9825fb957e70a10c9ab01?

Federal immigration officials have ceased their “enhanced operations” in Maine, the site of an enforcement surge and hundreds of arrests since last week, U.S. Sen. Susan Collins said Thursday.

Collins, a Republican, announced the development after saying she had spoken directly with Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem.

That must be nice

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #541
Date: 01/30/26 @ 9:56 PM

Exclusive: ICE officers in Minnesota directed not to interact with 'agitators' in new orders
https://www.reuters.com/world/ice-officers-minnesota-directed-not-interact-with-agitators-new-orders-2026-01-29/?

"DO NOT COMMUNICATE OR ENGAGE WITH AGITATORS," said an email disseminated by a top ICE official. "It serves no purpose other than inflaming the situation. No one is going to convince the other. The only communication should be the officers issuing commands."

The updated guidance came from Marcos Charles, the top official in ICE's Enforcement and Removal Operations division, the email said. It said officers could only target immigration offenders who had a previous criminal history.

"We are moving to targeted enforcement of aliens with a criminal history," it read. "This includes arrests, not just convictions. ALL TARGETS MUST HAVE A CRIMINAL NEXUS."

So they're finally going to stop grabbing random people off the street.

From: Ransome #542
Date: 01/30/26 @ 10:06 PM

Oh that’s a cute thought

From: phapster #543
Date: 01/31/26 @ 7:06 PM

On the morning of January 31, 2007, the Boston Police Department and the Boston Fire Department mistakenly identified battery-powered LED placards depicting the Mooninites, characters from the Adult Swim animated television series Aqua Teen Hunger Force, as improvised explosive devices (IEDs), leading to a massive panic.

From: toadylox #544
Date: 01/31/26 @ 9:48 PM

https://www.mmamania.com/ufc-white-house-2026-fight-card-start-time-full-results-dana-white-conor-mcgregor-cbs-mma/418696/its-gonna-be-huuuge-president-donald-trump-reveals-plan-to-build-100000-seat-stadium-for-ufc-white-house-event-mma-paramount

to be built in under 5 months...keep in mind how BIG that is and that every contractor will be aware they wont get paid

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #545
Date: 01/31/26 @ 10:56 PM

Trump says federal government won’t step into protests in Democratic-led cities ‘until they ask us for help’
https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/31/politics/trump-says-federal-government-wont-step-into-democratic-led-city-protests-until-they-ask-us-for-help

Trump said federal assistance would be provided swiftly if requested, but that states had to use the word “please.”

From: haze - emotion lotion #546
Date: 01/31/26 @ 10:59 PM

This MF.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #547
Date: 02/01/26 @ 12:06 AM

Kanye apologized for being a Nazi and owned up to mental health problems

right before his new album dropped lol

From: phapster #548
Date: 02/01/26 @ 5:47 PM

From: rho0d #549
Date: 02/01/26 @ 10:47 PM

This is like that quote in Fallout, "War never changes."
Swap Liam Ramos with Elián González.
Swap Donald Trump with Bill Clinton.
It is all wings of the same bird.

From: phapster #550
Date: 02/01/26 @ 11:25 PM