Detox was good.
RTT
Guys. Almost missed our plane. It was supposed to leave out of gate 7. And then it got delayed several
Time. They said it would be leaving at 9:55 at gate 18. So we go all the way to gate 18. My mom was having a hard time because she’s having trouble with her legs. Any way. We get to gate 18. And I get an email. Plane is now leaving at 9 at the original gate. My mom was having such a hard time and no one would help us. I finally asked a police officer and he used his golf cart and drove us. We just made it.
Time. They said it would be leaving at 9:55 at gate 18. So we go all the way to gate 18. My mom was having a hard time because she’s having trouble with her legs. Any way. We get to gate 18. And I get an email. Plane is now leaving at 9 at the original gate. My mom was having such a hard time and no one would help us. I finally asked a police officer and he used his golf cart and drove us. We just made it.
Had a tornado come through town, right through my apt complex. Sometime between 3-4pm and we still have no power. All of my devices are dying. I thought something was going to come crashing through my patio doors. Sounded crazy. A whole lot of stuff around town got effed up.
damn is the sybian intact???
we will rebuild
we will rebuild
isn't it really early to be getting those btww
My wife is watching a Nate Bargatze comedy special and the guy is just not funny.
It's all, "I... I... I'm dumb" and "here's a made up scenario from my past that is quite obviously made up because this thing would never happen in real life and I didn't spend much time on this please laugh."
I hate him.
It's all, "I... I... I'm dumb" and "here's a made up scenario from my past that is quite obviously made up because this thing would never happen in real life and I didn't spend much time on this please laugh."
I hate him.
How do you feel about bill burr? We love him. Taking my mom in April to see him.
it's NB the really self deprecating awshuckser.
i have no opinion about him. sorry
50/50 on BB
not Bob Barker tho
7/5 on that BB
i have no opinion about him. sorry
50/50 on BB
not Bob Barker tho
7/5 on that BB
I don't know about him but for some reason my brain's telling me I might remember him as kinda a shit head.
He was okay in The Mandalorian.
He was okay in The Mandalorian.
I used to like stand-up but I lost interest a long time ago.
Im in IL and saw that a tornado had touched down near you, haze!
im glad you are okay
im glad you are okay
i pulled a bk and deleted a really long passionate post about NB and BB (not the star balls guys) but decided to take a deep breath and start over
nothing about the nate guy is funny. fuck that guy but in a very passive just ignore him until he leaves kind of way
bill burr on the other hand? fuck you aggressively with a capital f and u and c and k
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just… i cant even finish this post without deleting it over how mad i get.
nothing about the nate guy is funny. fuck that guy but in a very passive just ignore him until he leaves kind of way
bill burr on the other hand? fuck you aggressively with a capital f and u and c and k
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just… i cant even finish this post without deleting it over how mad i get.
whoops, f5’d. sorry ya’ll [bkfairy.jpg]
Thank. Power just came back on, internet not so much yet. Because I wasn’t able to internet, I haven’t seen any news yet. Now I don’t want to.cmtz said:
Im in IL and saw that a tornado had touched down near you, haze!
im glad you are okay
sounds not good
glad you didn't get suckered up
glad you didn't get suckered up
I wish I’d glanced out the door to see it in progress, but I didn’t want a face fulla glass.
I mean, I’d try Oz out. Maybe I could get my legs back. And my heart.
I mean, I’d try Oz out. Maybe I could get my legs back. And my heart.
Wait haze you in IL now?!
And fuck Bill Burr. Asshat transphobe loser who thinks he's smarter than he is.
And fuck Bill Burr. Asshat transphobe loser who thinks he's smarter than he is.
i knew the asshat, loser, puffed up bit
but guess i dont know enough about him to know the transphobe part
if thats true and you are who you really say you are
then fuck him until the cows come home
but guess i dont know enough about him to know the transphobe part
if thats true and you are who you really say you are
then fuck him until the cows come home
I miss ‘80s stand-up. Dangerfield introduced so many greats on the HBO’s back in the that those days.
I’m still wired from today. Tornado got me FU.
My soccer team was the Tornadoes.
We were not good. Maybe I am just dramatized
by the experience and the word.
My soccer team was the Tornadoes.
We were not good. Maybe I am just dramatized
by the experience and the word.
Yeah he has said some shitty stuff about trans things. Patti Harrison (who is actually funny, unlike Burr), posted some stuff about it and how sad she was cause she grew up liking his stuff.
Sorry if my statement was confusing. The weather coverage on the news in the chicago area typically covers NW indiana and SW michigan too
Be gentle on youraelf, haze. Tornados are really scary. <3
No worries! Still confused where haze is though haha
I'm currently staying in the worlds most okayest hotel in grayslake illinois, currently eating the most okayest continental breakfast.
The eggs are like a weird foamy texture. Is this what powdered eggs are like? The waffles are good tho.
Also literally all the ads on tv are political smear ads.
The eggs are like a weird foamy texture. Is this what powdered eggs are like? The waffles are good tho.
Also literally all the ads on tv are political smear ads.
Yesterday I almost bumped myself from a flight for $800. The new flight would have routed me through ATL, which apparently had a mega meltdown yesterday. People landing there and stuck on planes on the tarmac for 12+ hours. People sleeping in the airport because planes can't board or unload. Flight crews timing out. A complete shitshow.
3 years ago we had a nasty twirly boi rip right through west Little Rock. Th path was a mile from my house. Very scary.
Even now when I'm in the areas it went through, places I've been hundreds of times, it's difficult to understand where I am because the landscape is so different.
Even now when I'm in the areas it went through, places I've been hundreds of times, it's difficult to understand where I am because the landscape is so different.
And it's crazy because there are no trees, so you'll be there at a stop sign or whatever and look over far away and be like, "huh, I guess that is where that is in relation to here" but it was something you never really thought about before because you could only see a hundred feet before trees blocked your view.
don't keep then next to the piss ones you might drink from the wrong one in the middle of the night yuck
Minneapolis had a tornado like 14 years ago. You can still see the scar of no trees from the air, especially in winter.
butterknife said:
don't keep then next to the piss ones you might drink from the wrong one in the middle of the night yuck
wouldn't want to accidentally get a swig of egg
One of my main machining clients of the last few years is in Duluth, GA.
ain't shit in duluth
but factory outlets
ch clients
and rb
but factory outlets
ch clients
and rb
Man, still no internet. Today’s gonna be boring as hell.
um
Can you call the internet on your phone like the olden days?
Hello internet do you have prince Edward in a can
How do you put your pants on?
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
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