From: Redboxer #4901
Date: 03/06/26 @ 7:47 PM
Detox was good.
From: Redboxer #4902
Date: 03/06/26 @ 7:47 PM
Oh shit that was retox. Nm.
From: L Q #4903
Date: 03/07/26 @ 2:11 AM
Guys. Almost missed our plane. It was supposed to leave out of gate 7. And then it got delayed several
Time. They said it would be leaving at 9:55 at gate 18. So we go all the way to gate 18. My mom was having a hard time because she’s having trouble with her legs. Any way. We get to gate 18. And I get an email. Plane is now leaving at 9 at the original gate. My mom was having such a hard time and no one would help us. I finally asked a police officer and he used his golf cart and drove us. We just made it.
From: haze - emotion lotion #4904
Date: 03/07/26 @ 2:45 AM
Had a tornado come through town, right through my apt complex. Sometime between 3-4pm and we still have no power. All of my devices are dying. I thought something was going to come crashing through my patio doors. Sounded crazy. A whole lot of stuff around town got effed up.
From: L Q #4905
Date: 03/07/26 @ 2:48 AM
Glad you are ok.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4906
Date: 03/07/26 @ 2:50 AM
damn is the sybian intact???

we will rebuild
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4907
Date: 03/07/26 @ 2:50 AM
isn't it really early to be getting those btww
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4908
Date: 03/07/26 @ 2:58 AM
My wife is watching a Nate Bargatze comedy special and the guy is just not funny.
It's all, "I... I... I'm dumb" and "here's a made up scenario from my past that is quite obviously made up because this thing would never happen in real life and I didn't spend much time on this please laugh."
I hate him.
From: L Q #4909
Date: 03/07/26 @ 3:23 AM
How do you feel about bill burr? We love him. Taking my mom in April to see him.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4910
Date: 03/07/26 @ 3:29 AM
it's NB the really self deprecating awshuckser.
i have no opinion about him. sorry
50/50 on BB
not Bob Barker tho
7/5 on that BB
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4911
Date: 03/07/26 @ 3:34 AM
I don't know about him but for some reason my brain's telling me I might remember him as kinda a shit head.
He was okay in The Mandalorian.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4912
Date: 03/07/26 @ 3:35 AM
I used to like stand-up but I lost interest a long time ago.
From: cmtz #4913
Date: 03/07/26 @ 4:24 AM
Im in IL and saw that a tornado had touched down near you, haze!
im glad you are okay
From: Redboxer #4914
Date: 03/07/26 @ 4:25 AM
A bunch of people died.
From: cmtz #4915
Date: 03/07/26 @ 4:26 AM
How awful :(
From: slimwhitem #4916
Date: 03/07/26 @ 4:27 AM
i pulled a bk and deleted a really long passionate post about NB and BB (not the star balls guys) but decided to take a deep breath and start over

nothing about the nate guy is funny. fuck that guy but in a very passive just ignore him until he leaves kind of way

bill burr on the other hand? fuck you aggressively with a capital f and u and c and k

…deleted part….

just… i cant even finish this post without deleting it over how mad i get.
From: slimwhitem #4917
Date: 03/07/26 @ 4:29 AM
whoops, f5’d. sorry ya’ll [bkfairy.jpg]
From: haze - emotion lotion #4918
Date: 03/07/26 @ 6:22 AM
cmtz said:

Im in IL and saw that a tornado had touched down near you, haze!
im glad you are okay
Thank. Power just came back on, internet not so much yet. Because I wasn’t able to internet, I haven’t seen any news yet. Now I don’t want to.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4919
Date: 03/07/26 @ 6:33 AM
sounds not good
glad you didn't get suckered up
From: haze - emotion lotion #4920
Date: 03/07/26 @ 6:36 AM
I wish I’d glanced out the door to see it in progress, but I didn’t want a face fulla glass.
I mean, I’d try Oz out. Maybe I could get my legs back. And my heart.
From: idsaluteyoubub #4921
Date: 03/07/26 @ 7:22 AM
Wait haze you in IL now?!

And fuck Bill Burr. Asshat transphobe loser who thinks he's smarter than he is.
From: haze - emotion lotion #4922
Date: 03/07/26 @ 7:29 AM
No, I’m in my home state.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4923
Date: 03/07/26 @ 7:37 AM
i knew the asshat, loser, puffed up bit
but guess i dont know enough about him to know the transphobe part
if thats true and you are who you really say you are
then fuck him until the cows come home
From: haze - emotion lotion #4924
Date: 03/07/26 @ 8:00 AM
I miss ‘80s stand-up. Dangerfield introduced so many greats on the HBO’s back in the that those days.
From: haze - emotion lotion #4925
Date: 03/07/26 @ 8:34 AM
I’m still wired from today. Tornado got me FU.
My soccer team was the Tornadoes.
We were not good. Maybe I am just dramatized
by the experience and the word.
From: idsaluteyoubub #4926
Date: 03/07/26 @ 8:34 AM
Yeah he has said some shitty stuff about trans things. Patti Harrison (who is actually funny, unlike Burr), posted some stuff about it and how sad she was cause she grew up liking his stuff.
From: cmtz #4927
Date: 03/07/26 @ 9:42 AM
Sorry if my statement was confusing. The weather coverage on the news in the chicago area typically covers NW indiana and SW michigan too
From: cmtz #4928
Date: 03/07/26 @ 9:43 AM
Be gentle on youraelf, haze. Tornados are really scary. <3
From: idsaluteyoubub #4929
Date: 03/07/26 @ 10:33 AM
No worries! Still confused where haze is though haha
From: Redboxer #4930
Date: 03/07/26 @ 1:07 PM
Michiana.
From: Ransome #4931
Date: 03/07/26 @ 1:26 PM
Never met a tornado that I didn’t like
From: cmtz #4932
Date: 03/07/26 @ 3:23 PM
I'm currently staying in the worlds most okayest hotel in grayslake illinois, currently eating the most okayest continental breakfast.

The eggs are like a weird foamy texture. Is this what powdered eggs are like? The waffles are good tho.

Also literally all the ads on tv are political smear ads.
From: sanka #4933
Date: 03/07/26 @ 3:47 PM
Yesterday I almost bumped myself from a flight for $800. The new flight would have routed me through ATL, which apparently had a mega meltdown yesterday. People landing there and stuck on planes on the tarmac for 12+ hours. People sleeping in the airport because planes can't board or unload. Flight crews timing out. A complete shitshow.
From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #4934
Date: 03/07/26 @ 3:51 PM
Powdered or jug o' aig
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4935
Date: 03/07/26 @ 4:00 PM
3 years ago we had a nasty twirly boi rip right through west Little Rock. Th path was a mile from my house. Very scary.
Even now when I'm in the areas it went through, places I've been hundreds of times, it's difficult to understand where I am because the landscape is so different.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4936
Date: 03/07/26 @ 4:03 PM
And it's crazy because there are no trees, so you'll be there at a stop sign or whatever and look over far away and be like, "huh, I guess that is where that is in relation to here" but it was something you never really thought about before because you could only see a hundred feet before trees blocked your view.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4937
Date: 03/07/26 @ 4:03 PM
It's unsettling.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4938
Date: 03/07/26 @ 4:03 PM
jog of egg
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4939
Date: 03/07/26 @ 4:05 PM
don't keep then next to the piss ones you might drink from the wrong one in the middle of the night yuck
From: sanka #4940
Date: 03/07/26 @ 4:16 PM
Minneapolis had a tornado like 14 years ago. You can still see the scar of no trees from the air, especially in winter.
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #4941
Date: 03/07/26 @ 4:28 PM
butterknife said:

don't keep then next to the piss ones you might drink from the wrong one in the middle of the night yuck

wouldn't want to accidentally get a swig of egg
From: Redboxer #4942
Date: 03/07/26 @ 4:43 PM
I'm currently in duluth
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #4943
Date: 03/07/26 @ 4:48 PM
One of my main machining clients of the last few years is in Duluth, GA.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4944
Date: 03/07/26 @ 5:47 PM
ain't shit in duluth
but factory outlets
ch clients
and rb
From: haze - emotion lotion #4945
Date: 03/07/26 @ 5:48 PM
Man, still no internet. Today’s gonna be boring as hell.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4946
Date: 03/07/26 @ 5:50 PM
um
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #4947
Date: 03/07/26 @ 5:51 PM
don't tell him
From: Redboxer #4948
Date: 03/07/26 @ 5:54 PM
Can you call the internet on your phone like the olden days?
From: idsaluteyoubub #4949
Date: 03/07/26 @ 5:59 PM
Hello internet do you have prince Edward in a can
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4950
Date: 03/07/26 @ 6:06 PM
How do you put your pants on?

HAHAHAHAHA

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