Smallest? Probably Williston ND during the oil boom. Expensive ticket. Then maybe Charleston WV.
RTT
I'm eating at a place called Surcheros. It's literally a carbon copy of Chipotle 10 years ago. It's good.
I think mine was Asheville. Pretty sure it was just someone's house.
I flew in there several times, don't remember it. Hell I flew into BNA 3 times last year and didn't recognize it today.
Eat at spittoon's restaurant.I'm eating at a place called Surcheros.
Smallest airport I've been in was Pensacola, FL when I went down there for 'A' School training in the Navy. Small, maybe 3 room building to check in and pick up luggage. Had to use wheeled stairs to get off plane, and walk to where the luggage pickup was.
Medford OR might be another tiny one I've been to. Twice even. They have a lot of firefighting aircraft and helicopters over there.
Smallest I've been to was cozumel. So small you walk down the steps to get off the plane and then walk across the tarmac. At least 20+ years ago.
Same in Split, Croatia. The customs officer there 15 years ago may have been the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. Like Margo Robbie, but even hotter.
Flew into Jumbolair once. Saw Travolta's house with my own eyes
i was at an airport so small we had to fly out on a .747
Hell I'm old enough that the little connections like that out of MSP used to be fuckin Saab prop planes.
I'm a big guy, my old boss was too. One time the flight attendant walked through and said "oh no. You two can not be on the same side of the plane" and made my boss switch seats with a little gal lol.
I'm a big guy, my old boss was too. One time the flight attendant walked through and said "oh no. You two can not be on the same side of the plane" and made my boss switch seats with a little gal lol.
reacher wouldn't have even fit on that plane
He keeps getting bigger. Help.
Sankas pilot be like “uhhhhhhhh if you’ll all look out the left side of our plane, we’ll tip over”
At the time I think we were both about 6'3" 260. I think there were only like 20 seats on the whole plane lol.
I'm going to illinois and its gonna be a sweltering 71 on tuesday and im not sure what to pack.
I feel like if it was nighttime and I somehow ran out of Carmex for my precious lips,
I might have a flip out.
I might have a flip out.
flip out, with me oh yeah
flip out, with me tonight
thareppadumbpadiygonnagimnelottamanney
and everything’s gonna be alright
[ska dance]
flip out, with me tonight
thareppadumbpadiygonnagimnelottamanney
and everything’s gonna be alright
[ska dance]
L Q said:
ever drink so much you forget to floss before bed?
at my drunkest i would sometimes wake up in bed with a toothbrush next to me having swallowed i guess most of the toothpaste lmao
4 sum reason drunk me would decide to go lie down while still brushing teeth
it happened a lot more than once
L Q said:
Smallest I've been to was cozumel. So small you walk down the steps to get off the plane and then walk across the tarmac. At least 20+ years ago.
Shit that was basically redmond
Smallest airport is natrona county international airport.
2 gates. They used to let you walk onto the plane from the little hallway but they got rid of those and you have to go into he tarmac.
Only international airport in Wyoming.
2 gates. They used to let you walk onto the plane from the little hallway but they got rid of those and you have to go into he tarmac.
Only international airport in Wyoming.
sanka said:
Same in Split, Croatia. The customs officer there 15 years ago may have been the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. Like Margo Robbie, but even hotter.
When did you go, amd do you recommend it? Was thinking of going over the summer for my smaller trip. Bigger trip is Iceland, BABBYYYYT
Hey juys does spittoon have a restaurant
I loved Croatia. We did Dbrovnik, Split and Zagreb. Took a trip over the Mostar bridge in Bosnia too. Ate baklava and had turkish coffe there and it came with complimentary cigarettes lol.
I just got back to my hotel. Was supposed to work all night. Pffft. They don't pay me for my time, they pay me for my expertise.
sanka said:
I loved Croatia. We did Dbrovnik, Split and Zagreb. Took a trip over the Mostar bridge in Bosnia too. Ate baklava and had turkish coffe there and it came with complimentary cigarettes lol.
Shit still goes on here. If Croatia is too Turkish, I'll look elsewhere. Tryna get away from that haha
That was in Bosnia. I assure you the Croats do NOT like turks. Its mostly Catholic there I think.
Ah, yeah, was surpised to heaar you say that, but makes more sense that was Bosnia haha. Thinking either Split or Varna in Bulgaria. Think Split would be more unique for me at this point.
Split has Diocletian's palace. Its like, everywhere. I guess they built the modern town in it? Around it? It has a couple good hikes and a cool rocky beach at the end. Good food and very pretty gals. If you go to a bar you will have to try Palinka, its basically Malort in another shoe.
That was 15 years ago though. It's probably tourist trap hell now, like everything else.
I know I watched at least one travel vid featuring Split a short while ago.
Looked awesome.
Looked awesome.
That was definitely why.ever drink so much you forget to floss before bed?
I've had palinka, and love Malort.
Best European liquor so far is probably amaros from Italy, or all the different brandies in Slovenia.
Best European liquor so far is probably amaros from Italy, or all the different brandies in Slovenia.
I always squeeze my toothpaste from the middle not the bottom.
I know it's not right bro but you know I still got 'em.
I know it's not right bro but you know I still got 'em.
I stretch the squeeze hole of my tube of toothpaste so it comes put faster. I call it the Colgape.
idgi
Touch your squeeze hole about it
I am at yhe airport again. Today I got on an escalator behind two people who had clearly never seen one in their life. They almost fell backward on the thing a couple times in like 25 ft. Wtf.
I microdose when I go to the airport and listen to brian eno
Flight is over booked. Got another chane to get a free $800, but it means like 9 more hours in the airport. Not feeling that today, no thank.
if you microdosed you'd be way more chill about 8 hours
screw detox, imma tox this weekend
hey man, be careful, you gotta pretox
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