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From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #4751
Date: 03/04/26 @ 1:33 AM

burritos > tacos

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4752
Date: 03/04/26 @ 1:42 AM

Mayo is too spicy for tacos.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4753
Date: 03/04/26 @ 2:54 AM

haze said:

My thumb? I don't like to touch my food.

lmfo call me when u get serious about tacos

From: haze - emotion lotion #4754
Date: 03/04/26 @ 3:35 AM

Believe me, I'm pretty serious about Taco.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4755
Date: 03/04/26 @ 3:41 AM

I know that's putin on a ritz and I'm not clicking it.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4756
Date: 03/04/26 @ 3:44 AM

I have no idea what you're talking about.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4757
Date: 03/04/26 @ 4:30 AM

Hey, remember back in high school when kids had really cheap key locks on their lockers
and you could bend up a large paperclip the right way and pick them for the hell of it?
And then just leave them there so they come back doubting that they locked it?
You know what?

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4758
Date: 03/04/26 @ 4:31 AM

No, I wasn't a terrorist.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4759
Date: 03/04/26 @ 4:34 AM

Maybe the lesson they learned saved their lives in the future.

From: slimwhitem #4760
Date: 03/04/26 @ 4:35 AM

thanks to a mexican food truck turned brick and mortar restaurant (they serve more than brick and mortar, btw) very near the office, ive become somewhat of an expert at taco tuesdays, and im here to say you all need to be in jail

but only on tuesdays

where ur forced to eat real tacos and learn what taco tuesday is really about

then ur free to go

except for the person that said burri- ... uh buuurhhhittt- no. i cant say it. not on a taco tuesday.

to the person that said b-words were better than tacos... u can stay in jail

From: haze - emotion lotion #4761
Date: 03/04/26 @ 5:48 AM

I thought tacos were for fun, not for negative energy.
I can't believe what you have done to that sacred day.

From: idsaluteyoubub #4762
Date: 03/04/26 @ 5:55 AM

Corn tortillers are straight up nast

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4763
Date: 03/04/26 @ 6:04 AM

i like a blend
but wheat is

Where
Hits
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At
Tt-t-t-t-t-t

From: haze - emotion lotion #4764
Date: 03/04/26 @ 6:23 AM

idsaluteyoubub said:

Corn tortillers are straight up nast

You damn straight.

From: idsaluteyoubub #4765
Date: 03/04/26 @ 12:22 PM

Don't want no soggy sponge wrap no way

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4766
Date: 03/04/26 @ 12:40 PM

Aw man, not even the good ones from a taco truck made by a grandma like for the little street tacos with onions and cilantro???
Those are good. Other than that, they're usually not good and can be difficult to work with.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4767
Date: 03/04/26 @ 12:40 PM

Abuela made the tortillas, not the taco truck. So don't even.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4768
Date: 03/04/26 @ 1:00 PM

Anyway, it's Hamburger (cheeseburger, if ya nasty) Wednesday, so here is a fun burger fact:

Do you know why they're called sliders? It is because they are so small you can slide one or two right into you are pocket!

From: Ransome #4769
Date: 03/04/26 @ 1:14 PM

i am pocket thank you

From: Dugpitz - All of you listen to mee, #4770
Date: 03/04/26 @ 1:47 PM

Damn I need to fax y'all some good corn tortillas you can't go on living life like this

From: idsaluteyoubub #4771
Date: 03/04/26 @ 2:13 PM

I've had them at fancy places and from dang grandmas who cares get them outta my FACE

From: idsaluteyoubub #4772
Date: 03/04/26 @ 2:59 PM

I don't even put em NEAR my pentis

From: Redboxer #4773
Date: 03/04/26 @ 3:14 PM

I could eat a taco.

From: L Q #4774
Date: 03/04/26 @ 3:21 PM

Making meatloaf tonight.
At first I made a typo and put meatload which would have also worked.

From: Ransome #4775
Date: 03/04/26 @ 3:32 PM

uh it's waldorf salad wednesday

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #4776
Date: 03/04/26 @ 3:45 PM

We ain't got not apples, stupid.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4777
Date: 03/04/26 @ 4:24 PM

meatload tacos with peas and carrots

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #4778
Date: 03/04/26 @ 4:40 PM

I used to dislike corn tortillas for tacos
and then I graduated from being 5.

From: idsaluteyoubub #4779
Date: 03/04/26 @ 4:55 PM

Oh look at this cool ass 6 year old what a badass

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4780
Date: 03/04/26 @ 4:55 PM

okay children clam tf down

From: idsaluteyoubub #4781
Date: 03/04/26 @ 4:59 PM

6 year old wearing corn tortilla diap ups

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #4782
Date: 03/04/26 @ 5:03 PM

ummmmmb they're pull-ups tyvbm

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #4783
Date: 03/04/26 @ 5:44 PM

idsaluteyoubub said:

Corn tortillers are straight up nast

StEBBINS HOW DID YOU LIVE WITH HIM

From: Ransome #4784
Date: 03/04/26 @ 6:21 PM

He was drunk duh

From: idsaluteyoubub #4785
Date: 03/04/26 @ 6:25 PM

Birdy slept in a cardboard box at our place once.

From: L Q #4786
Date: 03/04/26 @ 6:44 PM

From: haze - emotion lotion #4787
Date: 03/04/26 @ 10:34 PM

I am lillerally typing this right now and I am lillerally going to post this n

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4788
Date: 03/04/26 @ 10:58 PM

well that was a big mistake bud

From: haze - emotion lotion #4789
Date: 03/05/26 @ 4:45 AM

Have you ever scratched two different itches simultaneously?

From: L Q #4790
Date: 03/05/26 @ 4:52 AM

maybe

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4791
Date: 03/05/26 @ 4:56 AM

has u ever pooped and shidded at the same time

From: haze - emotion lotion #4792
Date: 03/05/26 @ 5:03 AM

Errday

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #4793
Date: 03/05/26 @ 5:35 AM

I do that but the other way around.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4794
Date: 03/05/26 @ 6:19 AM

That's... not possible.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #4795
Date: 03/05/26 @ 6:41 AM

Time to graduate from your 3D body.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4796
Date: 03/05/26 @ 6:45 AM

oh great the tesseract experts here

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #4797
Date: 03/05/26 @ 6:48 AM

Like I would stoop that low.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4798
Date: 03/05/26 @ 6:50 AM

hyperpube

From: haze - emotion lotion #4799
Date: 03/05/26 @ 7:01 AM

I would love to retire this "body" and go do way instain mother somewhere eltes.

From: L Q #4800
Date: 03/05/26 @ 7:19 AM

ever drink so much you forget to floss before bed?