yes but like gently u no
90% psychological warfare 10% physical
"your dogs are so sad right now thinking youre never coming back. You said an hour ago you had to get home to walk them, that's like an eternity to a dog. I bet they think you died.omg their poor sad faces, all alone, those poor babies :(" and then i took him by the elbow and hup hup out you go byeeee
It still counts
lowfaux you gotta get on them dumb bar jukeboxes so I can play ur music at every northern wisconsin dive bar simultaneously, sandwiched between hamburger lady and baby shark
Haha, no one in Wisconstin wants to hear that garbage.
I don't even know what media jukes use nowadaisey.
the only time (i think) i've been was bounced from a bar was when i was 19 and it was like 99% physical i wasn't even drunk just didn't have proper id and was trying to chug a beer before they were upon me
my watch flew off while getting bounced and i came back an hour later to see if it was there and for some reason the bartender who literally tossed me out was being nice and like hey i found your watch and i think they very kindly let me stay and smoke cigarettes with my friends altho i don't think he let me drink but possibly i did?
there's more to the story; i'm remembering now i went to this bar a lot after this incident but that's a story for no other day except this day and frankly no one wants to hear it, basta
best wishes for the month of march y'all
man remember when we were posting on reddit?
crazy
I never even purposely visited reddit on purpose until last year. Also, never been kicked from a bar.
Hang on. I was. My best friend's bachelor party at this great local beer place that specialized in Belgians.
The owner was a great guy, but that night some jagoff in our party tossed a big black dildo on the table,
knocking multiple glasses off and they shattered on the floor. Not my fault. Got gone'd anyway.
And the dildo was never seen again.
birdy lives in Wisconsin?!
Guess Eugene wasn't far enough away from us.
man remember when we were posting on reddit?
crazy
Fuckin' what.
idsaluteyoubub said:
birdy lives in Wisconsin?!
You've been gone for a while.
I forgot my hat and now my ears are cold.
fear7trembling said:
Guess Eugene wasn't far enough away from us.
too far from baby lowlow
Yo I went to Eugene once.
Lots of meth. Blook woulda loved it.
the sound of trailers blowing up on a summer eve
Birdy do you get New Glarus where you live cause that best brewery
Idk who Punch is except that it's a monkey or something.
He was a baby monkey being bullied by the others. Workers gave him an ikea stuffed monkey which became his bestie. The other monkeys are finally accepting him.
Sounds like a little bitch!
At any given time about half the pages I have open are legacy tabs, which means that I don't know what I was thinking when I opened them so I have to keep them until I figure it out.
I have something similar always going on.
Member that movie where the bad guys go out in a shootout car crash to Free Bird? I think the oughta used The Rubberband Man. Thats what I’d use
Just heard someone refer to a scooby snack as a scooby treat.
Gotta be fkn kdn me.
That's bullshit. Send them to this song
Fun Lovin' Criminals - Scooby SnacksBut edit "treat" into it to. The mere IDEA!
Imagine jerking off in the morning and you look over and fucking scooby just staring at you.
I bet Scooby sounds dumb as hell when he cums.
idsaluteyoubub said:
Birdy do you get New Glarus where you live cause that best brewery
Yes and I just think it's okay
ghoast said:
Ever been to Sheboygan?
No and no one can explain to me what the fuck makes bratwurst sheyboygans
Johnsonville (of Johnsonville Brats fame) is just outside of town and cranking that sausage out nonstop
New Glarus is an extremely ok brewery.
Like one step above macro lager.
There's only 3 left I guess. But I used to go to The Prime Quarter in Appleton where there was one
https://primequarter.com/Best/only "Grill your own steak" place I've ever been
Best/only "Grill your own steak" place I've ever been
lmfo they're just like "do it ur damn self"
I just coughed up a hairball.
Three grills this size in the place. And three dollar 32-oz beers (in the 1990s). I used to drink 2 while cooking the steak, and have a 3rd with my awesome steak
is there a gd owl in here or what
This dude visited me for a while but ain't been by lately