SLOR'M

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4551
Date: 03/01/26 @ 4:16 AM

It's just a word, man. You can spell it however you want.
Go tell George Jefferson he's wrong and see what happens.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4552
Date: 03/01/26 @ 4:25 AM

Go tell a dead black man he's wrong on the last day of black history month.
All you goddamn honkey's are pissing me off.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4553
Date: 03/01/26 @ 4:26 AM

Hahaha

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4554
Date: 03/01/26 @ 4:36 AM

i need to speak to your manager

From: haze - emotion lotion #4555
Date: 03/01/26 @ 4:39 AM

My new friend Connor is hosting SNL right now and I can't even watch it.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4556
Date: 03/01/26 @ 4:41 AM

I found an old babby carrot in my back pocket.
I guess I will plant it.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4557
Date: 03/01/26 @ 4:52 AM

i was gonna ask if you saw that he was hosting.
Did you talk to him yet
are u hanging out

From: Scarlet #4558
Date: 03/01/26 @ 5:05 AM

I am insane Diego! Husb has a gig here and I'm here until next Saturday!

From: haze - emotion lotion #4559
Date: 03/01/26 @ 5:12 AM

Is are you people okay because am I in a different day?

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4560
Date: 03/01/26 @ 5:25 AM

Hi Insane Diego, I'm Dad.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4561
Date: 03/01/26 @ 5:27 AM

Pappy let me sit on your lappy like old days.

From: Americuhhhhh #4562
Date: 03/01/26 @ 5:48 AM

Hey act right in here.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4563
Date: 03/01/26 @ 5:51 AM

A kid can't sit on they are dad's lap?
That's how I got my first haircut.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4564
Date: 03/01/26 @ 5:53 AM

haha i know that was probably autocorrect or dictated but not read, but i bet there's at least 3 civic center functions every year that use Insane Diego for their branding. And that doesn't even count the inevitable ICP crowd.

san diego is fuckin weird

From: haze - emotion lotion #4565
Date: 03/01/26 @ 5:55 AM

WHOOP WHOOP

From: haze - emotion lotion #4566
Date: 03/01/26 @ 7:17 AM

I just saw Alesha Dixon for the first time in a long time in a BGT clip while scrolling.
I gasped.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #4567
Date: 03/01/26 @ 8:33 AM

to my list of shit men done argued with me about with equal confidence and wrong as shitness: "MRSA isn't staph" quoth the dude. "Okay maybe it's related but MRSA is a blood borne infection" he continued, wronger and wronger

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4568
Date: 03/01/26 @ 8:58 AM

lord have mrsa

From: haze - emotion lotion #4569
Date: 03/01/26 @ 8:59 AM

I remember that from when I worked in insurance.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4570
Date: 03/01/26 @ 9:04 AM

jesus

From: Sepharo #4571
Date: 03/01/26 @ 9:09 AM

innit in the name?

From: Redboxer #4572
Date: 03/01/26 @ 1:28 PM

I had a roommate who claimed i gave her mrsa. What an awful little thing she was.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #4573
Date: 03/01/26 @ 3:14 PM

Sepharo said:

innit in the name?

sure fuckin is

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4574
Date: 03/01/26 @ 3:40 PM

Ordered an iced coffee at whataburger and when I got to the window the guy said they had to make it, and asked if I wanted hot so I didn't have to wait.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4575
Date: 03/01/26 @ 3:42 PM

And first he tried to give me a diet coke. There's no one else in the drive thru.

From: Dugpitz - All of you listen to mee, #4576
Date: 03/01/26 @ 3:44 PM

That's the CEO of Whataburger he's conducting market research

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4577
Date: 03/01/26 @ 3:49 PM

I ordered a large and he gave me a medium. I took it.
You win, buddy.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4578
Date: 03/01/26 @ 3:52 PM

So weird. Like... I knew it would have to be made when I ordered it.

We're going to have to cook that hamburger, sir. Would you rather have a bag of chips to avoid the wait.

From: Scarlet #4579
Date: 03/01/26 @ 3:52 PM

butterknife said:

haha i know that was probably autocorrect or dictated but not read, but i bet there's at least 3 civic center functions every year that use Insane Diego for their branding. And that doesn't even count the inevitable ICP crowd.

san diego is fuckin weird

Twas not auto correct. I got a bumper sticker that said "I'd rather be insane Diego" when I was 9 and I've always wanted to say it to somenee.
I've never been here before.
I didn't know it had to do with ICP so I'll never be saying that shit again.

From: slimwhitem #4580
Date: 03/01/26 @ 3:56 PM

see u start with the wrongest u can make the order and keep fixing it little by little until u both lose

it’s called customer service

go team

From: Dugpitz - All of you listen to mee, #4581
Date: 03/01/26 @ 4:01 PM

CEO's Notebook:
"Not willing to trade cold for hot when enticed with faster results"
"Not willing to trade completely different type of drink when enticed with faster results"
"Accepted smaller size drink without complaint to guarantee and end to the uncomfortable interaction with researcher"

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4582
Date: 03/01/26 @ 4:11 PM

The long fought battle to fuck up my order has come to a victorious conclusion.

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4583
Date: 03/01/26 @ 4:17 PM

I moved a shitload of leaves and pine needles this morning now I’m outside in flip flops and my underwear smoking a bowl before I go take a shower

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4584
Date: 03/01/26 @ 4:22 PM

And I burned my thumb with the stupid jet flame lighter. Fuck everything. I’m running for office on a BAN FIRE platform. I think it’s time.

From: slimwhitem #4585
Date: 03/01/26 @ 4:27 PM

never did anyone any good anyway

From: slimwhitem #4586
Date: 03/01/26 @ 5:47 PM

had a piece metal or something jammed up under my thumbnail, probably about a month ago now. it was far enough in i couldn’t really dig it out. i never had a thumb injury hurt that bad for so long. for weeks it hurt ever time i used my hand at all

i started counting the days to when it would grow out enough i could get it out, but somewhere along the way i forgot about it and i just remembered it doesn’t hurt anymore

anyway, all this to say that today is thumb appreciation day

From: WayGroovy - Looking Back #4587
Date: 03/01/26 @ 6:10 PM

👍

From: L Q #4588
Date: 03/01/26 @ 6:37 PM

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4589
Date: 03/01/26 @ 7:06 PM

Scarlet said:

I got a bumper sticker that said "I'd rather be insane Diego" when I was 9 and I've always wanted to say it to somenee.

wholesome
and owning and operating a passenger vehicle at 9 is p baller

From: Sepharo #4590
Date: 03/01/26 @ 9:47 PM

I went to the Detroit Autorama last night.
Among all the other classical cars there was a juggalo branded one

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4591
Date: 03/01/26 @ 9:56 PM

Runs on faygo.

From: slimwhitem #4592
Date: 03/01/26 @ 10:14 PM

my other ride is a radio flyer

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #4593
Date: 03/02/26 @ 12:26 AM

I want to get run over by the juggalo car.
May my dying words be whoop whoop.

From: Monkopotamus #4594
Date: 03/02/26 @ 1:35 AM

well the carnival is god
so jot that down

From: haze - emotion lotion #4595
Date: 03/02/26 @ 2:07 AM

I do wonder what the horn sounds like.

From: L Q #4596
Date: 03/02/26 @ 2:29 AM

Was it shifting gears? The bouncing of the seat? The speeeeed?

From: redchiron - cant' think of a witty tagline #4597
Date: 03/02/26 @ 3:58 AM

I have federal jury duty tomorrow.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4598
Date: 03/02/26 @ 4:10 AM

No thank.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #4599
Date: 03/02/26 @ 5:05 AM

I got to bounce someone from the bar tonight aww yeee

From: haze - emotion lotion #4600
Date: 03/02/26 @ 5:23 AM

Like, with physicality?