SLOR'M

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4501
Date: 02/27/26 @ 3:23 PM

found the bat nipple food truck op

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4502
Date: 02/27/26 @ 3:24 PM

mf

From: slimwhitem #4503
Date: 02/27/26 @ 4:21 PM

dude

From: Redboxer #4504
Date: 02/27/26 @ 4:22 PM

And you're keeping that info to yourself?

From: Redboxer #4505
Date: 02/27/26 @ 4:22 PM

By the way, today is trash day due to the storm.

From: slimwhitem #4506
Date: 02/27/26 @ 4:23 PM

friday trash day? sacrilege

From: Redboxer #4507
Date: 02/27/26 @ 4:24 PM

I'll burn an owl over it.

From: slimwhitem #4508
Date: 02/27/26 @ 4:26 PM

but that said today is friday dump day, so i guess that’s kinda the same thing

took a day off for the first time in a long time to get some yard crap cleaned up and off to the dump and lo and behold i started getting sick last night. yay me

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4509
Date: 02/27/26 @ 5:47 PM

Sometimes on trash day (Wednesday) I go out to the curb and grab a chili dog out of the bin and just sit down and suck on it and think about life, or TRY NOT TO think about life HAHAHAHAHA

From: idsaluteyoubub #4510
Date: 02/27/26 @ 11:27 PM

If lipe was a chinli dog, what tippings would there be on that, o the dog, dawg.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4511
Date: 02/28/26 @ 12:08 AM

There needs to be a DJ Assault chili dog suck song.

From: idsaluteyoubub #4512
Date: 02/28/26 @ 12:10 AM

Isnt blook that

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4513
Date: 02/28/26 @ 12:29 AM

Dog and chili.
Dog and chili.
Dog dog chili chili
Dog and chili

From: haze - emotion lotion #4514
Date: 02/28/26 @ 12:36 AM

suck it
suck it
suck it
suck it

From: japanface #4515
Date: 02/28/26 @ 1:04 AM

why was the waiter at work if they weren't feeling great to begin with?

From: japanface #4516
Date: 02/28/26 @ 1:05 AM

oh sorry i didn't read the part that says there's no explanation or symptoms leading up to it
thought it was being sooo judgy but really here i am the fool now

From: japanface #4517
Date: 02/28/26 @ 1:06 AM

does that even make sense grammatically f this i'm going running

From: haze - emotion lotion #4518
Date: 02/28/26 @ 1:16 AM

I can't believe this guy.

From: Americuhhhhh #4519
Date: 02/28/26 @ 4:28 AM

I wish I had five corndog.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4520
Date: 02/28/26 @ 4:30 AM

I could do a corndag right now.
Munchie level high.

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #4521
Date: 02/28/26 @ 4:56 AM

blueberry pancake batter sausage dog engage

From: haze - emotion lotion #4522
Date: 02/28/26 @ 5:12 AM

Holy shit. That sounds kinda real good.

From: Americuhhhhh #4523
Date: 02/28/26 @ 5:31 AM

Anyone else live in a neighborhood where there are gun shots like every week? It gets so old. I dread every weekend.

In other news the internet on the weekends has become steadily weird, particularly social media. I don't know if it's just my cheap phone company, my zip code, or americuh.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4524
Date: 02/28/26 @ 5:46 AM

listen up cuh

From: haze - emotion lotion #4525
Date: 02/28/26 @ 6:09 AM

I just ate a raw potato.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4526
Date: 02/28/26 @ 6:19 AM

life changing or nah

From: haze - emotion lotion #4527
Date: 02/28/26 @ 7:00 AM

Maybe tomorow.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4528
Date: 02/28/26 @ 7:01 AM

That is not the way to spell that word. When can I edit my posts.

From: idsaluteyoubub #4529
Date: 02/28/26 @ 7:05 AM

Your butt is gonna be like Princess Diarrhea high speed chasing away from paparazzi on a tunnel in Paris I'm tryna say it gonna get messy

From: haze - emotion lotion #4530
Date: 02/28/26 @ 7:21 AM

How in the fuck do you get on a tunnel.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4531
Date: 02/28/26 @ 7:52 AM

very carefully lmofa

From: haze - emotion lotion #4532
Date: 02/28/26 @ 8:01 AM

I'm not sure that's a ride I want to TAAAAAAAAAAAKE

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #4533
Date: 02/28/26 @ 8:02 AM

Tomorow Tomorow it's only a day away
Now that's how we spell that woooooord

From: haze - emotion lotion #4534
Date: 02/28/26 @ 8:22 AM

It's not my gd fault.

From: Americuhhhhh #4535
Date: 02/28/26 @ 1:42 PM

There ain't no break fus.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4536
Date: 02/28/26 @ 2:58 PM

I'm just trying to live in a lake.

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4537
Date: 02/28/26 @ 3:19 PM

I cleaned my gutters, shower heads and faucets this morning. Gotta go to Lowe’s and get some parts for a leaky tub faucet though. Cups and springs, yo.

From: idsaluteyoubub #4538
Date: 02/28/26 @ 3:23 PM

I'm about to clean my holes.

From: L Q #4539
Date: 02/28/26 @ 3:25 PM

Space Cat said:

I'm just trying to live in a lake.

We’ve been looking at houses. Some have a private lake. If we wind up getting one you can move to mine.

From: slimwhitem #4540
Date: 02/28/26 @ 3:25 PM

i had plans to get lots of shit done this weekend, but im sicker than shit, so if y’all haven’t said it yet: yay me

still went to the dump tho. which sucks, because the dump is no fun when ur sick. it was like a wasted dump run

From: haze - emotion lotion #4541
Date: 03/01/26 @ 12:41 AM

Doing the Hokey Pokey alone is not really as much fun as I thought it would be.

From: japanface #4542
Date: 03/01/26 @ 1:19 AM

that's what the hokey pokey was really all about: what it teaches us

From: haze - emotion lotion #4543
Date: 03/01/26 @ 1:20 AM

I don't know what you're trying to pull here.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4544
Date: 03/01/26 @ 1:22 AM

That's why I do the honkey ponkey

From: haze - emotion lotion #4545
Date: 03/01/26 @ 3:02 AM

Shut up, Honkey.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4546
Date: 03/01/26 @ 3:19 AM

That's racist, honkey.

From: Monkopotamus #4547
Date: 03/01/26 @ 3:27 AM

hokey poke
bespoke a joke

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4548
Date: 03/01/26 @ 3:43 AM

it's honky
thank

From: haze - emotion lotion #4549
Date: 03/01/26 @ 3:53 AM

Hey, I know. But that is how it is spelled on the George Jefferson koozie.
Get with the progrum.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4550
Date: 03/01/26 @ 4:13 AM

He doesn't have one.