SLOR'M

From: Americuhhhhh #4451
Date: 02/26/26 @ 4:18 AM

Sleep is essential.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4452
Date: 02/26/26 @ 5:55 AM

Man, I forgot how funny Kung Pow was.

From: idsaluteyoubub #4453
Date: 02/26/26 @ 7:31 AM

I bet it's even funnier, on weeb.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4454
Date: 02/26/26 @ 8:02 AM

I wouldn't know *wink. I just watched a reaction vid.

From: cmtz #4455
Date: 02/26/26 @ 8:33 AM

Guys.
I'm having nightbread rn.

I dont have a special chair tho, I'm laying in bed.
And im eating a slice of 12 grain breab.

I'm mostly eating it so i can take more ibuprofen without it hurting my tumtum later.

From: cmtz #4456
Date: 02/26/26 @ 8:35 AM

I once saw a doctor who pronounced ibuprofen like "i boop a fren"
and i think about that whenever i take some.

From: slimwhitem #4457
Date: 02/26/26 @ 8:39 AM

aww boop 2 u 2

<3

From: cmtz #4458
Date: 02/26/26 @ 8:42 AM

*bewp*
^_^

From: idsaluteyoubub #4459
Date: 02/26/26 @ 8:42 AM

I had a dermatologist whose name was Dr. Grossweiner.
He could have easily went with "whiner" pronunciation, but chose and would correct it to weiner.

From: slimwhitem #4460
Date: 02/26/26 @ 8:49 AM

imagine if he had gone into law, or rather, had a family law practice...

car wreck? wrongfully injured? contact the trusted law firm of grossweiner grossweiner grossweiner schmidt and associates

From: Redboxer #4461
Date: 02/26/26 @ 11:32 AM

Dr. Bigdick

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4462
Date: 02/26/26 @ 12:36 PM

Hey guys. Remember when we talked about smoking through hot dogs? Well I do.
https://slorm.net/forum/topic.php?id=6&page=85#L18110

We manifested it into reality.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #4463
Date: 02/26/26 @ 12:39 PM

Dr Gnarlywang

From: Denkar - Don't panic. #4464
Date: 02/26/26 @ 12:58 PM

Never smoked thru a hotdog. A potato, yes. An apple, yes.
(btw: a potato works better as a pipe, but an apple tastes
better when you're smoking)

From: Dugpitz - All of you listen to mee, #4465
Date: 02/26/26 @ 2:34 PM

When I went to the ENT long ago to see if my intense tinnitus was a cause for concern he pronounced it Tin-it-us, which really baked my noodle. It makes sense that way, but I had only ever heard it Tin-I-tus.

From: slimwhitem #4466
Date: 02/26/26 @ 3:23 PM

"went to the dr for severe tinnitus. found it odd that he pronounced it REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE but whatever"

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4467
Date: 02/26/26 @ 9:57 PM

I was born to suck on chili dogs.

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4468
Date: 02/26/26 @ 10:04 PM

We've all seen the bumper stickers.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4469
Date: 02/26/26 @ 10:29 PM

This one time I went to Gordon Johncock's house and watched a boxing match.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4470
Date: 02/26/26 @ 11:09 PM

This one time I found a rock on the beach and I took it home.

From: Americuhhhhh #4471
Date: 02/26/26 @ 11:17 PM

You in trouble now.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4472
Date: 02/27/26 @ 12:03 AM

My kiddo is about to dance to Mr. Roboto in a talent show.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4473
Date: 02/27/26 @ 12:03 AM

She's wearing a shiny, metallic dress and gloves.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4474
Date: 02/27/26 @ 12:07 AM

Awesome. Secret, secret, I've got a secret.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4475
Date: 02/27/26 @ 12:15 AM

I'm at a church tho. And there's no beer.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #4476
Date: 02/27/26 @ 12:16 AM

Look under your seat.

From: L Q #4477
Date: 02/27/26 @ 12:29 AM

That's an amazing song. How fun!! I bet she's great.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4478
Date: 02/27/26 @ 12:30 AM

Amazing, huh?

From: haze - emotion lotion #4479
Date: 02/27/26 @ 12:32 AM

I'm gonna need to watch the video again.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #4480
Date: 02/27/26 @ 1:33 AM

Ding dong.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #4481
Date: 02/27/26 @ 1:40 AM

I don't think I can handle that.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4482
Date: 02/27/26 @ 1:44 AM

Hell yeah good one. Music reminds me of Liquid Sky.

From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #4483
Date: 02/27/26 @ 3:45 AM

I have cousins fighting on FB about T-rump and all kinds of political junk. It's actually funny but yet sad. You can tell the cousins who are intelligent (there is 1) and the rest have resorted to name calling. What a wonderful world.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4484
Date: 02/27/26 @ 4:00 AM

Pretty sure the majority of my family are shit fuck cocksucker supporters.
I spend, like, five minutes on FB at a time, but I still see it.

From: idsaluteyoubub #4485
Date: 02/27/26 @ 5:05 AM

Same. Whole family is except for my sister and I. Just saw my uncle call it the gulf of america on IG.

blood just drink the jeebus blood it has booze in it.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4486
Date: 02/27/26 @ 5:21 AM

almost all my lifelong southern conservative gop family members went shitlib in 2016

almost even progressive in some instances

I'm glad for it though, despite how still very conservative they are and the Overton window just slingshotted right past them

other than that we're in a big beautiful sanctuary bubble and i want to get guns to defend it meta/litral

From: haze - emotion lotion #4487
Date: 02/27/26 @ 5:31 AM

I wish I had a gun.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4488
Date: 02/27/26 @ 5:43 AM

This one time I took off my glasses and cleaned them and then I put them back on my face.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4489
Date: 02/27/26 @ 5:44 AM

now replace glasses with deez newts

From: haze - emotion lotion #4490
Date: 02/27/26 @ 5:49 AM

Stop it, blook.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4491
Date: 02/27/26 @ 5:57 AM

Man, I wish George Carlin was still alive.

From: idsaluteyoubub #4492
Date: 02/27/26 @ 6:35 AM

What, you wanna hear some swear words?!
Here you go:

Fup!
Shib!
Damp!
Bips!

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4493
Date: 02/27/26 @ 6:52 AM

mods!!

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #4494
Date: 02/27/26 @ 6:56 AM

Bench

From: haze - emotion lotion #4495
Date: 02/27/26 @ 7:08 AM

Hey, I don't need off the rails comments right now.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4496
Date: 02/27/26 @ 7:09 AM

chobbler said:

Bench

thank you where do i upload 2 buntcorns

From: idsaluteyoubub #4497
Date: 02/27/26 @ 9:43 AM

chobbler said:

Bench

YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUF?!

From: slimwhitem #4498
Date: 02/27/26 @ 11:49 AM

oh wow all this cusin it like gorge cralin was here

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4499
Date: 02/27/26 @ 12:27 PM

Found in “When Will Jesus bring the pork chops?”

From: Americuhhhhh #4500
Date: 02/27/26 @ 1:17 PM

How lame.