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From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #4251
Date: 02/24/26 @ 4:42 PM
I mean, I just don't know how you manage it.
From: slimwhitem #4252
Date: 02/24/26 @ 4:44 PM
even in my heaviest smoking days, two in a row was impossible unless i had the right amount of bac. not enough and it was bleh, too much and i was headed to upchuck town
From: Redboxer #4253
Date: 02/24/26 @ 4:48 PM
I worked with this dude who'd just inhale a cigarette on his smoke breaks. Took longer to go outside than it would for him to smoke it.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #4254
Date: 02/24/26 @ 4:51 PM
Freud was said to smoke eighteen or nineteen cigars a day.
They were "trabuccos", I guess, which aren't your big guys,
But even so you'd have to light up when you roll out of bed
And pretty much just keep going until you turn in.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4255
Date: 02/24/26 @ 4:58 PM
Oh hell yeah

found the saucy freud rumors thread
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4256
Date: 02/24/26 @ 5:02 PM
calm down it's just a cigar
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4257
Date: 02/24/26 @ 5:03 PM
its not even one of your big guys
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #4258
Date: 02/24/26 @ 5:04 PM
I feel like most of the Freud lore that I know is apocryphal or embellished, but seeing your mother naked once as a toddler should not be a personality.
From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #4259
Date: 02/24/26 @ 5:05 PM
Also sometimes I get his stuff mixed up with Rousseau's so don't trust me.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4260
Date: 02/24/26 @ 5:13 PM
Damn. And to think I trusted you.
From: Redboxer #4261
Date: 02/24/26 @ 5:26 PM
What happens when you eat a ghost?
From: L Q #4262
Date: 02/24/26 @ 5:39 PM
ghost load poops
From: idsaluteyoubub #4263
Date: 02/24/26 @ 5:50 PM
Those are called Slimers.
From: L Q #4264
Date: 02/24/26 @ 6:09 PM
I know cruises are generally frowned upon here. But I/we cannot stop getting "free" ones. We now have too many free ones that I can't get off enough time at work to actually go.
From: Denkar - Don't panic. #4265
Date: 02/24/26 @ 6:10 PM
Have you ever thought that maybe your quitting of cigarettes,
caused 9/11?
I actually have always said that if I didn't smoke that day, I could make it thru almost anything.
From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4266
Date: 02/24/26 @ 6:28 PM
Cruises are cool as fuck.
I got my last one for free* due to the weirdest shit ever
From: cmtz #4267
Date: 02/24/26 @ 6:31 PM
Its weird how many subtle cigarette related posts there are on the 'popular' page of Reddit now, nearly every day. There is no way they arent subliminal ads.
One I saw the other day that was just of a big cigarette-shaped lamp and it had like 50k upvotes.
From: L Q #4268
Date: 02/24/26 @ 6:41 PM
I saw that!
From: idsaluteyoubub #4269
Date: 02/24/26 @ 6:50 PM
I'm guessing Trump took big tobacco money and is allowing them to place advertising subversively.

Also how in the fuck does one get a free cruise, let alone multiple cruises
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4270
Date: 02/24/26 @ 6:52 PM
i dont have enough diarrhea for one
From: idsaluteyoubub #4271
Date: 02/24/26 @ 6:54 PM
I can loan you some,
I got plenty heeeèuurrrnnttt
From: L Q #4272
Date: 02/24/26 @ 6:57 PM
I go to the casino often enough although don’t spend quite that much money, did they offer free cruises because they feel like if they can get you on the cruise you’ll spend money in their casino. Then once I went on that free cruise, we absolutely did spend money in their casino. So now they are offering me free cruises directly from the cruise line. I am now getting offered about one free cruise a month.
From: L Q #4273
Date: 02/24/26 @ 6:58 PM
did they= that they
Thought I hit Preview and actually hit post
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4274
Date: 02/24/26 @ 6:59 PM
cruise on over here and kiss my butt lmfo
From: L Q #4275
Date: 02/24/26 @ 7:01 PM
Can I see it first?
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4276
Date: 02/24/26 @ 7:05 PM
yeah after ya kiss it
From: Dugpitz - All of you listen to mee, #4277
Date: 02/24/26 @ 7:05 PM
lick my fart off is actually what he saying there
From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4278
Date: 02/24/26 @ 7:07 PM
A freak storm hit the Viking Vela last year. I was supposed to be boarding it 2 days later.

I heard about the storm on Reddit. About 10 minutes later, Viking emailed me about being "overbooked" and said "here's your money back, and a free cruise where we'll upgrade you to penthouse suite". I was like alright.
From: L Q #4279
Date: 02/24/26 @ 7:08 PM
That’s a nice deal.
From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4280
Date: 02/24/26 @ 7:14 PM
The flight to Europe sucked and resulted in me being awake for 57 hours in a row by the time we arrived onboard. We ate dinner and went to sleep. Woke up and went to see some Shetland ponies because we were in the fucking Shetland Islands. And it was good
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4281
Date: 02/24/26 @ 7:21 PM
haha cruised over to shitland for free what a bargain!
From: slimwhitem #4282
Date: 02/24/26 @ 7:29 PM
a big storm hit our ship on the first cruise i ever went on. i got some real gnarly video of the storm; thought we was gonna sink

a slot machine fell on some dude and he had to be airlifted out.

thats why i dont gamble. "if u gamble, a slot machine will fall on ur damb head" as they always say
From: slimwhitem #4283
Date: 02/24/26 @ 7:30 PM
also fuck cruises
From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4284
Date: 02/24/26 @ 7:32 PM
Here's the deets:
On January 13, 2025, the Viking Vela cruise ship encountered severe, unexpected weather in the North Sea while traveling to Narvik, Norway. The vessel faced 35-foot waves and 100 mph winds, causing damage to the ship and interior, which required it to divert to Ålesund for repairs. No major injuries were reported.
From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4285
Date: 02/24/26 @ 7:35 PM
For those paying attention, that means I had a cruise scheduled in Norway in January. What kind of fucking lunatic does that? I'll tell you something. You don't want to know. And I don't know. But when we got the 'alternate' cruise, we did the 'British Isles Explorer'. Which again, was good.
From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4286
Date: 02/24/26 @ 7:38 PM
And Viking doesn't have Casinos, so no slot machines. Guaranteed safety.
From: Ransome #4287
Date: 02/24/26 @ 7:41 PM
Im afraid im not paying attention can you post on reddit
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #4288
Date: 02/24/26 @ 7:42 PM
Yeah post there and then screenshot and post that here. Thank u.
From: cmtz #4289
Date: 02/24/26 @ 7:56 PM
My friends are going on a resort vacation with their two tiny kids and said theres a special resort they can drop their kids off so they can go drink at the adults resort.

Maybe im crazy but i wouldnt feel okay dumping my kid off with some strangers in a place i dont know very well
From: Ransome #4290
Date: 02/24/26 @ 8:01 PM
Tiny like in the witches? That seemed to work out fine.
From: slimwhitem #4291
Date: 02/24/26 @ 8:03 PM
thats nuts

we took our little one on that cruise, he had just turned two. no way would i do that again
From: cmtz #4292
Date: 02/24/26 @ 8:05 PM
The kids are like 2 and 4
From: Ransome #4293
Date: 02/24/26 @ 8:08 PM
I don’t see that as any different than dropping the kid at daycare and tailgating in the parking lot.
From: slimwhitem #4294
Date: 02/24/26 @ 8:09 PM
we thought about the daycare on the boat, but one look and it was like, no f in way. we also didn't leave the port town to go tour the rest of mexico with him like our friends did. no f in thanks

maaaaybe the cruise would have been more fun if we had gone before he was born, but im betting not by a whole lot
From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #4295
Date: 02/24/26 @ 8:11 PM
cmtz said:

The kids are like 2 and 4

Not crazy. No way in hell I'm dropping them off to booze.
From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4296
Date: 02/24/26 @ 8:19 PM
My first cruise ever was just me and my son. My wife was fully anti-Cruise and couldn't get out of work anyhow so told us to just go. We had a blast. She's now the most pro-cruise of any of us
From: cmtz #4297
Date: 02/24/26 @ 9:35 PM
I'm not about to bring my small child on a trip where the main draw is being drunk in the sun.
Then best case scenario you're all drunk and sunburnt and tired and have to pick up two overstimulated kids?? Man i dont get it.

We're taking our 5 year old with us to Ireland next month but he already likes cemeteries and rain and rocks so I think itll probably be okay hanging with him the whole time.
From: cmtz #4298
Date: 02/24/26 @ 9:44 PM
Anyway in other news im laid up on the couch with a fever and sore throat.
Sucks to be sick.
From: cmtz #4299
Date: 02/24/26 @ 9:47 PM
Are y'all excited to watch an incontinent dementia patient give a state of the union address tonight?

What are the odds its an AI video?
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #4300
Date: 02/24/26 @ 9:53 PM
I'm wondering how the markets react
i hope they dip
because i want to buy into the dip

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