SLOR'M

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4101
Date: 02/22/26 @ 5:43 PM

Picture it:

BUTT CHEEKS

From: Ransome #4102
Date: 02/22/26 @ 5:44 PM

Trying to not

From: Redboxer #4103
Date: 02/22/26 @ 5:44 PM

I like that instead of staying with his wife and family Ransome just hangs out in philly.

From: idsaluteyoubub #4104
Date: 02/22/26 @ 5:48 PM

L Q said:

Maybe you were just reminiscing. It’s been going downhill for a while now. Much better places to get hoagies now.

Still good enough for me and my mouth and ASS

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4105
Date: 02/22/26 @ 5:52 PM

I might be high as hell but I think there’s a peacock in my yard

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4106
Date: 02/22/26 @ 5:58 PM

Maybe a turkey. He refused to say

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4107
Date: 02/22/26 @ 6:04 PM

Oh shit maybe it’s a brontosaurus and he’s further away

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #4108
Date: 02/22/26 @ 6:08 PM

I've got Turkeys in my backyard.
It's a new things.
Never seen 'em before until the end of last year.

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4109
Date: 02/22/26 @ 6:11 PM

The way birds get away with their complete lack of respect for fences is unreal.

From: Ransome #4110
Date: 02/22/26 @ 6:27 PM

Redboxer said:

I like that instead of staying with his wife and family Ransome just hangs out in philly.

Yeah. It’s Jersey.

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4111
Date: 02/22/26 @ 6:36 PM

Are there any others songs with the same guitar stuff as All She Wants to do is Dance? You know the thing

From: L Q #4112
Date: 02/22/26 @ 6:49 PM

She wants to get down.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4113
Date: 02/22/26 @ 8:53 PM

I just don't have good poops anymore.

From: Rob #4114
Date: 02/22/26 @ 9:08 PM

be turkey
possibly
refuse to elaborate
gobble gobble
mother fucker

From: Americuhhhhh #4115
Date: 02/22/26 @ 9:53 PM

Do not cuss at turkey.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #4116
Date: 02/22/26 @ 11:08 PM

In a pinch, we bought this toilet paper that we'd never used before.
It was like, quilted pillowy smooth or whatever.
That garbage had no grab whatsoever. It was like trying to buff a hockey rink.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4117
Date: 02/22/26 @ 11:13 PM

i hate that shit
people think they are being fancy
but they holes dirty

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4118
Date: 02/22/26 @ 11:14 PM

anyways bidet

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4119
Date: 02/22/26 @ 11:15 PM

I keep my hole a little dirty to remind me where I came from.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4120
Date: 02/22/26 @ 11:16 PM

lol watup skid rock

From: haze - emotion lotion #4121
Date: 02/22/26 @ 11:35 PM

Oh hi, Skid Mark.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4122
Date: 02/22/26 @ 11:36 PM

I did not shit her! I did not!

From: sanka #4123
Date: 02/22/26 @ 11:45 PM

Mysterious dirty hole.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4124
Date: 02/23/26 @ 12:14 AM

remember pt cruisers?

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4125
Date: 02/23/26 @ 12:31 AM

I came down with a cold Friday and just now remembered cold medicine exists.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4126
Date: 02/23/26 @ 12:39 AM

People who call the ground (outside) the floor are weird or something.

From: Denkar - Don't panic. #4127
Date: 02/23/26 @ 12:42 AM

unless it's the sea floor

From: haze - emotion lotion #4128
Date: 02/23/26 @ 12:47 AM

Dammit, come on man.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4129
Date: 02/23/26 @ 1:59 AM

poopdeck

From: haze - emotion lotion #4130
Date: 02/23/26 @ 2:00 AM

Wow, still on the poop train.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4131
Date: 02/23/26 @ 2:04 AM

that's just what we call any 2x2 area of ground under blonk at any given time

From: slimwhitem #4132
Date: 02/23/26 @ 2:41 AM

you know why they don’t call me that?

[points to double diapers]

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4133
Date: 02/23/26 @ 3:31 AM

Poured out the last of a bottle of nyquil and it was only half a dose somehow, so I filled the dose with a different type of nyquil.
I mixed nyquils. This might be how I go.

From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #4134
Date: 02/23/26 @ 3:34 AM

Big N little Y big fukkin' Q

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4135
Date: 02/23/26 @ 3:37 AM

Ain't nobody got time for that.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4136
Date: 02/23/26 @ 3:40 AM

Haha! That's like when you do the thing with the hahaha the drinks and the slushies and like beverages hahaha!
I bet you have a GREAT night.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4137
Date: 02/23/26 @ 4:33 AM

a suzy slide

From: haze - emotion lotion #4138
Date: 02/23/26 @ 4:53 AM

I feel like sometimes I have phantosmia. Hadda look it up, doesn't even sound like a real thing.
Earlier I smelled flowers for some seconds. I wish I had some actual flowers to sniff and kiss.
Sometimes it's cigarette smoke in my kitchen. I don't like that one.
I'm coming, Elizabeth!

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4139
Date: 02/23/26 @ 5:06 AM

ew

From: haze - emotion lotion #4140
Date: 02/23/26 @ 5:23 AM

It's fine. Everything is fine.

From: idsaluteyoubub #4141
Date: 02/23/26 @ 5:28 AM

derpyakisan said:

Big N little Y big fukkin' Q

Uhhhh, no big N's this is a safe space.

From: slimwhitem #4142
Date: 02/23/26 @ 5:53 AM

how to stop doing laundry so i can do more not laundry

From: L Q #4143
Date: 02/23/26 @ 10:33 AM

By 1am we already had 12 inches of snow. Have to clean off my car and go to work. Reese loves driving in this shit so he'll be taking me, thankfully.

From: idsaluteyoubub #4144
Date: 02/23/26 @ 12:07 PM

A fucking peanut butter cup drives you to work?!

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #4145
Date: 02/23/26 @ 1:12 PM

Ree sees pee sizz.

From: L Q #4146
Date: 02/23/26 @ 1:41 PM

bub. Don’t be jealous.

From: idsaluteyoubub #4147
Date: 02/23/26 @ 5:09 PM

Rees sees pees sees cruiser

From: slimwhitem #4148
Date: 02/23/26 @ 5:57 PM

when u see a pt cruiser, u already know there is a 44oz super big gulp full of dr pepper in one cup holder and an ash tray in the other

its by design

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #4149
Date: 02/23/26 @ 5:59 PM

I used to have an [u=https://www.ebay.com/itm/267537428731]Xtreme Gulp[/u]

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #4150
Date: 02/23/26 @ 6:00 PM

dang gonnit
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