SLOR'M

From: haze - emotion lotion #4001
Date: 02/21/26 @ 3:29 AM

2026 and people still don't know how to pull they are pants up.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4002
Date: 02/21/26 @ 3:31 AM

My pants are all the way off.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4003
Date: 02/21/26 @ 3:39 AM

Gross.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4004
Date: 02/21/26 @ 3:43 AM

They're in the other room.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4005
Date: 02/21/26 @ 3:43 AM

Got my underwear pulled down a little too.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4006
Date: 02/21/26 @ 3:52 AM

Oops they just fell off.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4007
Date: 02/21/26 @ 3:53 AM

Uh oh one of my boots just came untied.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4008
Date: 02/21/26 @ 4:00 AM

Somebody help. mods.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4009
Date: 02/21/26 @ 4:00 AM

Great. Now everyone's masturbatìng and I'm lonely.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4010
Date: 02/21/26 @ 4:00 AM

Oh, hi haze. That was fast.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4011
Date: 02/21/26 @ 4:08 AM

Jesus.

From: slimwhitem #4012
Date: 02/21/26 @ 4:13 AM

the universe is amazing

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4013
Date: 02/21/26 @ 4:57 AM

i had white people ramen and it was v tasty

From: haze - emotion lotion #4014
Date: 02/21/26 @ 5:02 AM

Anonymous confession:
When I was about 8, I lived in an apartment complex with many tenants.
Well, I would go around to the dumpsters and climb in to collect the most pristine beer cans I could find.
I would take them home and give them a cleaning, maybe fix any slight dents.
And then I would proudly display them in my bedroom window.
It was around this time that I looked at a Playboy magazine for the first time,
looked at a Playgirl magazine for the first time thanks to babysitter's friends,
was introduced to KISS and sliced open my Stretch Armstrong to see what was inside (red gel).
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From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #4015
Date: 02/21/26 @ 5:08 AM

I too have sliced open a stretch Armstrong.
The gel in mine was clear,
but it was also April fool’s day
and I pranked my mom by putting hot sauce on a napkin
and then screaming “OWWW” like I just cut myself
and when she came running over super concerned
I said April fools and started laughing.
She got really mad and sent me to my room.
Justifiable response lol it was an asshole move.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4016
Date: 02/21/26 @ 5:19 AM

I put fake blood on my hand in first grade during recess.
Started yelling for help, teacher ran over and immediately knew I was faking.
I don't think I got in trouble. However, it was the same year that I got in trouble
for looking up my teacher's dress during story time.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4017
Date: 02/21/26 @ 5:47 AM

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #4018
Date: 02/21/26 @ 6:45 AM

I am envious of those who can handle high spice levels in food.
The exit consequences are so severe for me.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4019
Date: 02/21/26 @ 7:20 AM

saddest story i read 2day

From: haze - emotion lotion #4020
Date: 02/21/26 @ 7:26 AM

Hoo boy I got lady drama and it's funny.
I'm too old for this sheeit.

From: idsaluteyoubub #4021
Date: 02/21/26 @ 8:51 AM

bridbran said:

idsaluteyoubub said:

People in my office keep playing Maroon 5 and got offended I said they are probably the worst band in human existence.

But I truly believe that. Like, how can you listen to Maroon 5 and not think that?

But there are worse bands

NO

From: idsaluteyoubub #4022
Date: 02/21/26 @ 8:53 AM

L Q said:

How do we all feel about harry Styles?

I like my styles freshly shorn.

From: idsaluteyoubub #4023
Date: 02/21/26 @ 8:56 AM

I'm serious about this. I poop more than I eat, and I pee more than I drink. Seriously.

Was I given the worst superpower imaginable?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4024
Date: 02/21/26 @ 9:13 AM

hook peepeepoopoo man up to a chicken pump
bam free energy

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4025
Date: 02/21/26 @ 1:11 PM

Never hook a man to a chicken pump.

From: Redboxer #4026
Date: 02/21/26 @ 2:06 PM

Lets go to grandpa's cheese barn

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4027
Date: 02/21/26 @ 3:30 PM

I ate two egg sandwiches for breakfast and I will not apologize for it.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4028
Date: 02/21/26 @ 3:34 PM

everyone needs to stop persecuting blono for eating 3 egg sandwiches

From: Redboxer #4029
Date: 02/21/26 @ 3:39 PM

I made my own egg sandwiches for breakfast.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4030
Date: 02/21/26 @ 3:45 PM

I made my own THREE EGG SANDWICHES. Two for me and one for the skiddidio.

From: L Q #4031
Date: 02/21/26 @ 4:02 PM

I ate cold trout for breakfast.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #4032
Date: 02/21/26 @ 4:05 PM

Breakfast is most commonly eaten around 5 PM.

From: sanka #4033
Date: 02/21/26 @ 5:06 PM

I had 4 eggs fried in ghee with hossauce.

From: L Q #4034
Date: 02/21/26 @ 5:25 PM

For lunch I’m going to microwave some linguine with scallops and shrimp.

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4035
Date: 02/21/26 @ 5:37 PM

Maybe I should get this and pull it with a Vespa

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #4036
Date: 02/21/26 @ 5:40 PM

I'm expecting 5 inches of snow sunday/monday
guess i'll die

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4037
Date: 02/21/26 @ 5:42 PM

Oh sure so now 5 inches is a lot

From: L Q #4038
Date: 02/21/26 @ 5:53 PM

I’m expecting 8-12 of snow.

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4039
Date: 02/21/26 @ 5:55 PM

From: Redboxer #4040
Date: 02/21/26 @ 5:57 PM

ghoast said:

Maybe I should get this and pull it with a Vespa

A team of vespas

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #4041
Date: 02/21/26 @ 6:11 PM

Put an orangutan on the lead Vespa and we got a deal

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4042
Date: 02/21/26 @ 6:50 PM

or the USA

From: japanface #4043
Date: 02/21/26 @ 9:08 PM

anyone else have a cold right now where you've been sneezing like crazy
like sneeze again again again again again again again again again again again again 30 second paus again again again
feel p good otherwise

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4044
Date: 02/21/26 @ 9:21 PM

not right now but around the holidays
get to the end of it almost unscathed
then that very last one ends up sounding like a death croak half swallowed
feels damn good otherwise

From: stile - is a man of wealth, and taste #4045
Date: 02/21/26 @ 10:32 PM

i JUST noticed that there's not a front page

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #4046
Date: 02/21/26 @ 10:48 PM

bug submission thread pls kthky

From: Ransome #4047
Date: 02/21/26 @ 10:51 PM

Lol you fucking dolts

From: L Q #4048
Date: 02/21/26 @ 11:08 PM

I just got done reading the front page.

From: haze - emotion lotion #4049
Date: 02/21/26 @ 11:10 PM

How many Punch videos have you guys watched today???

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #4050
Date: 02/21/26 @ 11:23 PM

1 punch, man