That's his newest.
RTT
I get kicked out of a Mexican restaurant for bringing vice grips for all the Hot Plate stuff. Then some motherfuckers going and stealing my idea
i thought it was pretty great and the video had some amazing moments
Every time they say careful it's hot I touch it anyway and it's not that bad.
HA! I just did that 2 days ago at the diner. She was putting down my plate, and told me it was very hot and not to touch it. I touched it, it was just warm.
If maroon 5 crashed my wedding to film a stupid music video, i would be livid and would sue the shit out of them for the entire cost of the wedding plus the emotional damage of usurping our wedding day
Remember when U2 forced their album upon the entire connected world without consent?
strollgooning went straight into the speankbank
spakebank
it's frightday, I'm tired and still in my spunkbunk
u can get straight into my spunkbunk haha jk...
cheese it
Guys. Guys. This day did not go well.
Anybody got an rv I could borrow for a month?
Also if you think about it, nobody ever really needed to be taught that Lake Titticaca exists.
I would like an RV ride thx.
its interesting to note that the RV got its name from ronald van when he got in his van and just didnt get out for a long time
My friend and bassist got his ME degree from Cal Poly and decided to go around the country working on oil fields. He lived in an RV because he didn't feel like finding a place every time he had to move. So he just saved all his money and then went to med school.
I told my wife that no it was fine if she didn’t make the brownies. But I mean why was the box on the counter all day
I just eat the powdered chocolate out the box mixed with a little water. Or without water.
Y'all know chocolate is a South American medicine. Why do we eat it in such large amounts?
I haven't had it in nearly a year. I prefer white chocolate.
Y'all know chocolate is a South American medicine. Why do we eat it in such large amounts?
I haven't had it in nearly a year. I prefer white chocolate.
Ronald Van goat
Holy shit she changed her mind. All I did was want it hard enough. And I made it happen with my mind. Or something. I dunno but fresh brownies in like 45 minutes
Tell her to add marshmallows and put them under the broiler on low.
Thank me later.
Thank me later.
don't do it ghoats
it's a 🪤
it's a 🪤
Manifested all over the counter.All I did was want it hard enough.
all I ever got was frownies
the universe is amazing
I'd pay my life savings for a real life.
$2.18
$2.18
i remember when people would write things like "the universe is amazing" after their name on msn messenger
and you'd be forced to think like "i guess things are going well for you"
and you'd be forced to think like "i guess things are going well for you"
I'm here to piss and I'm all out of jogs.
I pretty much grow my own
Inside of you are two jogs.
That's what's making all the racket?
I'm callin' CHIPS.
I'm callin' CHIPS.
Pancho told me I have AIDS.
i meant the universe is amazing because of all the people on the planet needing/wanting/dreaming of things and trying to manifest their hearts desire it’s like yo check out this dude with the instant brownies, no problem bro
What kind of brownies because what is this.the universe is amazing because of all the people on the planet
I watched all the cute animal videos I could find.
Nothing feels different.
Nothing feels different.
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