fish heads are cool and all but can you take one to a ballgame?
RTT
it's trash night motherfuckers
my garbage hasn't been picked up twice in a row
you mean trash day
My trash day is whenever someone comes over to take it out.
I'm thinking about starting to shoop (shower poop) to save time and toilet paper.
i miss wafflestomper
having more chips and absurdly hot salsa for a snack
tomorrow me, if ur reading this, im sorry
tomorrow me, if ur reading this, im sorry
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Most of my daily food decisions revolve around what's scheduled first thing the next day.
Nothing important? Baby we gettin' spicy.
Nothing important? Baby we gettin' spicy.
Idk wtf is going on but my cheeks are beet red and burn. All I did is eat an apple. Like I've done a million times before. I took two zyrtec so hoping it stops. If not, bye gusy
oho no u don't get back here
Local Mexican place does BOGO burritos on Wednesday
and it's essentially the best food deal by far in these parts.
and it's essentially the best food deal by far in these parts.
That's how they save money on trash day - put all their trash in burritos. And you eat them. Pathetic.
I've had the price is right music stuck in my head for 3 days and I don't know why. I didn't watch it.
It's a clue. Follow it.
the price is wrong binch
slimwhitem said:
having more chips and absurdly hot salsa for a snack
tomorrow me, if ur reading this, im sorry
you bastard
where to buy sourcream bidet install supplies
this broke my brain the other day...do it mean you get 3 cases for the price of 2 or is it 5 cases for the price of 2?! I feel like its the latter (but at near $1 a can initially) my brain just noped out and I got nothing.
I didnt ask cuz the last time I asked about something similar, realized right after asking how dumb I am...that was when White Castle had their 50th anniversery and were offerning every 50th purchase free...asked the cashier, how do you know when I been here 50 times?
if a cashier at white castle looks at you like your stupid, you probably are
how stoned were you
if you bought 5 it would be like youre paying for 8 but 6 of them were free hence limit 6 free
essentially, yes
this is starting to sound like toilet roll math
32 MEGA = 128
32 MEGA = 128
now I know I dumb cuz I'm even more confused and less stoned
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nominating a new slorm CEO
My daughter is hounding me to remove a moth from her room and I'm not in the mood and she just threatened to call pest control.
have her call her mother
Oh, all I had to do was logout and log back in. The site was "busted" for me for two days.
one more time and he gone appear
Just helped my neighbor reunite with their pet raccoon who's been missing for two weeks.
Feels pretty good, man.
Feels pretty good, man.
for the last time, im sorry about the pool noodle, please stop throwing animals through my kitchen window
"pool noodle" is an anagram.
13 yr old grand had first wrestling meet. Won one and lost one. I did not like most if the people there, especially the 13 yr old girls, rude assholes.
So, here's something. I'm wondering if this is just a local thing or if it's going on elsewhere.
We have several grocery stores now with actual bars (beer and wine, at least) inside. These aren't cozy little bodegas or bougie stores - just run of the mill grocery stores, garish lighting and all, with bars plopped between the deli, meats, and the beer aisle.
The other day we stopped by one of these stores to pick up a few things, and there was a live band playing. There were probably a dozen people sitting at the bar and adjacent tables. Just seemed so bizarre and out of place.
We have several grocery stores now with actual bars (beer and wine, at least) inside. These aren't cozy little bodegas or bougie stores - just run of the mill grocery stores, garish lighting and all, with bars plopped between the deli, meats, and the beer aisle.
The other day we stopped by one of these stores to pick up a few things, and there was a live band playing. There were probably a dozen people sitting at the bar and adjacent tables. Just seemed so bizarre and out of place.
Nope. Whole Foods used to have a beer bar where you could eat and drink and fill growlers. But even that's gone now. It might have been replaced with Amazon lockers...
nude puddle
This is the bar in the grocery store like 2 blocks from me lol.
We used to have a nice growler fill sation and bar in the local grocery store but they rennovated it and dropped the customer service desk there so they could expand the ding dang starbuttts in store
my kid is learning the star spangled banner at school and he keeps singing "the dumpsterly light" and honestly what's more american than that
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