SLOR'M

From: haze - emotion lotion #3901
Date: 02/20/26 @ 6:14 AM

You laid an egg? Shit, call Guinness.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3902
Date: 02/20/26 @ 6:20 AM

raw chicken can g_c

From: slimwhitem #3903
Date: 02/20/26 @ 6:49 AM

i mean the heat-o-meter said 104 but i was out of time and hungry

From: haze - emotion lotion #3904
Date: 02/20/26 @ 6:53 AM

https://youtu.be/COMWwwv_MTk?si=VJ0ViuJ4YG73Q0pt

From: Americuhhhhh #3905
Date: 02/20/26 @ 11:14 AM

Can't sleeeeeeeep eeeeeep.

From: Redboxer #3906
Date: 02/20/26 @ 11:34 AM

I can't believe it happened again.

From: Americuhhhhh #3907
Date: 02/20/26 @ 11:42 AM

I cannot believe it's butter again.

From: cmtz #3908
Date: 02/20/26 @ 12:26 PM

I hate maroon 5.

I remember hanging with some friends and they put on the music video for "girls like you" and were all "wow wow wow its so powerful, adam levine is amazing!!!"
and i commented about how shallow and performative it felt and that adam levine seems slimy. They were so defensive of him and maroon 5 and then the rest of the night felt tense.

Then when it came out that he had a wandering eye and cheated on his pregnant wife, i felt vindicated.

I honestly dont understand how they have such a huge following.

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #3909
Date: 02/20/26 @ 12:44 PM

haze said:

When does a "turn signal" become a "blinker"?

I'm not supposed to say anything, but it's actually a "blinking directional turn indicator signal" or BDTIS.

From: idsaluteyoubub #3910
Date: 02/20/26 @ 12:45 PM

AI music before AI. Just completely fabricated for the masses, and completely devoid of soul.

Horrible, horrible music.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3911
Date: 02/20/26 @ 12:50 PM

I don't know what is a Moran 5 and I don't want it in my search history. But I am curious.

I'm bad about overcooking chicken for fear of undercooking chicken. Pro tip: thighs are pretty forgiving.

From: cmtz #3912
Date: 02/20/26 @ 12:51 PM

I roasted a chicken last night and it was perfection.

From: Americuhhhhh #3913
Date: 02/20/26 @ 12:52 PM

Most song lyrics are about drugs, romance, alcohol, misogyny, anarchy, and illegal shit. I hate nearly all of it.

There are a handful if good soundtracks and a handful of good bands.

I hope the music industry returns to actual local music like it used to be.

From: Americuhhhhh #3914
Date: 02/20/26 @ 12:53 PM

It is breakfast times.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3915
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:02 PM

MMGA

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3916
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:03 PM

I ate honey jogurt for breakfast. Scraped the sides real good too.

From: Redboxer #3917
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:14 PM

I know I've probably headd a maroon 5 song, but i couldn't tell you what it was.

From: cmtz #3918
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:20 PM

You've definitely heard one at a grocery store or a dentist's office

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #3919
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:22 PM

You've heard 'Moves Like Jagger'

I hate the whole "ooooOOOOoooOOOooo" part. One day whenever it was, I heard of a song called WAP. I didn't hear the SONG. Just heard of it. Why the distinction? Because my brain autofilled the music to fit the 3 words. And it chose Maroon 5. She got that Wet Ass Pussy. She got that Wet Ass Pussy. She got that WeeeeeEEEEEeeeeEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEttt Ass Pussy."

Honestly it improves both songs.

From: Redboxer #3920
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:23 PM

That tracks with my previous comment.

Funniest thing was hearing a frank turner song at cvs.

From: Ransome #3921
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:29 PM

never been to a cvs do they have chicken tenders

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3922
Date: 02/20/26 @ 2:24 PM

somebody 911 this to rabbs:
https://sellout.woot.com/offers/elite-hot-dog-toaster-oven-black-1?ref=w_cnt_wp_0_26

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #3923
Date: 02/20/26 @ 2:25 PM

9 1 fun

From: cmtz #3924
Date: 02/20/26 @ 2:34 PM

Toasted buns??? Gtfo of here

From: Ransome #3925
Date: 02/20/26 @ 2:35 PM

you cant eat raw hot dog buns

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #3926
Date: 02/20/26 @ 2:57 PM

And where do you even warm up the chili?

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #3927
Date: 02/20/26 @ 2:59 PM

Probably in this.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3928
Date: 02/20/26 @ 3:19 PM

That's just a repurposed chicken pump!!!

From: Redboxer #3929
Date: 02/20/26 @ 3:29 PM

How's it know the difference?

From: slimwhitem #3930
Date: 02/20/26 @ 4:17 PM

u ever pump a chicken with a goat milker before? … trust me, it knows

From: Bamboozled - Babe #3931
Date: 02/20/26 @ 4:40 PM

Don't you ever call my husband a chicken y'hear!

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #3932
Date: 02/20/26 @ 4:41 PM

succeboy

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #3933
Date: 02/20/26 @ 4:42 PM

idsaluteyoubub said:

People in my office keep playing Maroon 5 and got offended I said they are probably the worst band in human existence.

But I truly believe that. Like, how can you listen to Maroon 5 and not think that?

But there are worse bands

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #3934
Date: 02/20/26 @ 4:42 PM

Is that a male Succubus?

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #3935
Date: 02/20/26 @ 4:45 PM

can't tell if just in a cyclical dip of hating people more than normal or if drugs i quit were doing something lol

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3936
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:45 PM

how to tell if just got walkmogged

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #3937
Date: 02/20/26 @ 6:39 PM

strollgooning

From: japanface #3938
Date: 02/20/26 @ 7:01 PM

when i youtube maroon 5 a song called sugar is the first result and i'm listening to it now

oh no they're wearing tuxedos and going to crash a bunch of weddings that i'm guessing had no idea and is all genuine reactions and totally unscripted; i got that from 4 seconds of the video and paused to complain here but will now listen to the rest uncynically
also the video has 4 billion views

From: japanface #3939
Date: 02/20/26 @ 7:03 PM

ok no i lied i'm pausing it again, cynically

From: Redboxer #3940
Date: 02/20/26 @ 7:04 PM

The cynical pause

From: japanface #3941
Date: 02/20/26 @ 7:05 PM

they show up to a wedding where everyone i guess was alreay wearing hd 1080p tv ready make up and you know what i don't need to type this of course it can't be real and it's not the gotcha i think it is either; i think it's the thought that counts maybe? like how cool would it be if maroon showed up to your wedding i guess?
continuing uncynically

From: japanface #3942
Date: 02/20/26 @ 7:06 PM

pausing cause they just go the asian wedding ya'll

From: japanface #3943
Date: 02/20/26 @ 7:07 PM

resuming; i didn't actually have anything to say

From: haze - emotion lotion #3944
Date: 02/20/26 @ 7:11 PM

Space Cat said:

I ate honey jogurt for breakfast. Scraped the sides real good too.

Son of a...

From: japanface #3945
Date: 02/20/26 @ 7:12 PM

well it's over now i don't have anything of value to add i'm sorry for wasting anyone's time who came with me on this journey

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3946
Date: 02/20/26 @ 7:32 PM

Collectively those posts shall be called the Moron 6.

From: L Q #3947
Date: 02/20/26 @ 7:52 PM

How do we all feel about harry Styles?

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3948
Date: 02/20/26 @ 7:57 PM

I like Sign of the Times. I know there are a couple of other songs I don't care for.

From: L Q #3949
Date: 02/20/26 @ 8:00 PM

I love his song Falling.

From: japanface #3950
Date: 02/20/26 @ 8:03 PM

when i youtube harry styles a song called aperture is the first result and i'm listening to it now