SLOR'M

From: haze - emotion lotion #3851
Date: 02/20/26 @ 12:42 AM

How in the hell do you get eight gonorrheas on your dick?

From: Americuhhhhh #3852
Date: 02/20/26 @ 12:44 AM

Space Cat said:

Y'all don't know who that is...?
smdbh

DadBoner2.0

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3853
Date: 02/20/26 @ 12:45 AM

How's the honkhole?

From: Americuhhhhh #3854
Date: 02/20/26 @ 12:46 AM

Superb.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3855
Date: 02/20/26 @ 12:55 AM

I bet.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3856
Date: 02/20/26 @ 12:55 AM

I miss it.

From: Americuhhhhh #3857
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:08 AM

How is your wife?

From: Americuhhhhh #3858
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:08 AM

Is she well, bloke?

From: Americuhhhhh #3859
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:08 AM

I'm sure she's great. Just rustling your feathers.

Have a beer or somethimg. Clam down n

From: haze - emotion lotion #3860
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:14 AM

Spill it.

From: Americuhhhhh #3861
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:15 AM

Turn it over.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3862
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:31 AM

Americuhhhhh said:

How is your wife?

Her head fell off. Thanks.

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #3863
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:33 AM

That’s been going around

From: haze - emotion lotion #3864
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:36 AM

I think if you don't have babbies you don't have to worry about your head popping off?

From: Americuhhhhh #3865
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:50 AM

Space Cat said:

Americuhhhhh said:

How is your wife?
Her head fell off. Thanks.

Lololol not a fact.

From: Americuhhhhh #3866
Date: 02/20/26 @ 1:52 AM

Your head only pops off if you have five babbies and the AI tells it to.

From: haze - emotion lotion #3867
Date: 02/20/26 @ 2:04 AM

Here we go.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3868
Date: 02/20/26 @ 2:13 AM

I addition to my regular job, I'm an AI girlfriend and a burrito removal specialist.

From: haze - emotion lotion #3869
Date: 02/20/26 @ 2:28 AM

Tomorrow night is bingo fish fry night. I'm taking my lucky dauber.
Gladys is going DOWN.

From: Americuhhhhh #3870
Date: 02/20/26 @ 2:37 AM

Go up Gladys. Go up. You can do it.

From: Americuhhhhh #3871
Date: 02/20/26 @ 2:43 AM

B6

From: Americuhhhhh #3872
Date: 02/20/26 @ 2:44 AM

Daub it.

From: Americuhhhhh #3873
Date: 02/20/26 @ 2:44 AM

Get yer troll dolls ready.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3874
Date: 02/20/26 @ 2:46 AM

No, tomorrow night is binge-o night, with drugs and alcohol, like every other night.

From: Americuhhhhh #3875
Date: 02/20/26 @ 2:47 AM

Suit yourself.

Go fish, Gladys.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3876
Date: 02/20/26 @ 2:55 AM

Gladys can't hang

From: haze - emotion lotion #3877
Date: 02/20/26 @ 4:42 AM

I am zombie Spear.

From: haze - emotion lotion #3878
Date: 02/20/26 @ 4:49 AM

When does a "turn signal" become a "blinker"?

From: idsaluteyoubub #3879
Date: 02/20/26 @ 4:57 AM

haze had a daughter?!

From: haze - emotion lotion #3880
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:03 AM

Not that I know of! HAHAHAHAHA

From: idsaluteyoubub #3881
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:05 AM

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAPHAPHAPHAPPEPEP

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3882
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:12 AM

he meant his pet wasp

From: haze - emotion lotion #3883
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:19 AM

Some guy messaged me and used "Heyhay", "u", "ov" and "ur" and I'm just like.

From: idsaluteyoubub #3884
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:23 AM

People in my office keep playing Maroon 5 and got offended I said they are probably the worst band in human existence.

But I truly believe that. Like, how can you listen to Maroon 5 and not think that?

From: haze - emotion lotion #3885
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:25 AM

I had to look them up, forgot it was the guy with the tats or whatever.
It's awful. Not listening to that sheeit.

From: idsaluteyoubub #3886
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:31 AM

More like moves like joggle. Of piss.

From: L Q #3887
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:32 AM

Only song I like from the is She Will Be Loved.

From: idsaluteyoubub #3888
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:33 AM

NO

From: haze - emotion lotion #3889
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:35 AM

SHE'S ALLOWED HER OPINION

From: idsaluteyoubub #3890
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:41 AM

SHE WILL BE WRONG

From: haze - emotion lotion #3891
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:46 AM

https://youtu.be/Pr-cGlj-h38?si=cLeS7xApYF_iXjH4

From: L Q #3892
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:47 AM

She will still be loved.

From: haze - emotion lotion #3893
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:49 AM

You damn straight.

From: slimwhitem #3894
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:51 AM

ngl, one of the chicken breasts i made a night and a half ago may not have made it to 165 but i ate it anyway

i gave the well done pieces to the wife and kid. they're fine too. well, by fine i mean at least they dont have sam and ella

cops havent showed up. im not dead. i think im in the clear!

From: haze - emotion lotion #3895
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:54 AM

The thought of undercooked chicken gives me a real shake 'n bake.

From: idsaluteyoubub #3896
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:56 AM

There's raw chicken restaurants in Japan. I wanna try.

From: slimwhitem #3897
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:57 AM

relax man, i dont see any cops around, do you?

From: idsaluteyoubub #3898
Date: 02/20/26 @ 5:58 AM

I AM RELAXED

From: haze - emotion lotion #3899
Date: 02/20/26 @ 6:05 AM

I'm 10-4.

From: slimwhitem #3900
Date: 02/20/26 @ 6:07 AM

just like the chicken i made! how did you konw?