SLOR'M

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #3751
Date: 02/18/26 @ 9:37 PM

I just put the recycling to the curb

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3752
Date: 02/18/26 @ 10:10 PM

It's fine. This week I can get a day ahead, and next week will be back to the normal and superior trash day: Wednesday.
It's quite refreshing to think about, actually.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #3753
Date: 02/18/26 @ 10:32 PM

Trash days are Wednesday and Saturday here but you're your own garbage man

From: slimwhitem #3754
Date: 02/18/26 @ 10:40 PM

yes, we have two trashdays a week

the real trashday is monday tho, thursday is just a little trash day. as a treat

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3755
Date: 02/18/26 @ 10:48 PM

Thursday is yard waste day.

From: WayGroovy - Looking Back #3756
Date: 02/18/26 @ 10:53 PM

Is trash day the day the can goes down, the day the can gets picked up, or the day the can gets dragged back?

From: haze - emotion lotion #3757
Date: 02/18/26 @ 11:02 PM

D.

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #3758
Date: 02/18/26 @ 11:04 PM

Pickup day, I assume. But what the fuck do I know about anything?

In trash related memories, I dragged cans up and down 300' of driveway for well over a decade before finally getting ones with wheels

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3759
Date: 02/18/26 @ 11:05 PM

B and C

From: Rob #3760
Date: 02/18/26 @ 11:06 PM

imagine coming home and its not garbage day and you're living a lie and u shrivel up into a cork

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3761
Date: 02/18/26 @ 11:09 PM

this bhold is corked

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3762
Date: 02/18/26 @ 11:37 PM

Balls are actually quite stretchy and, on average, can hold over two liters of piss.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3763
Date: 02/18/26 @ 11:38 PM

whats the liter:jog

From: haze - emotion lotion #3764
Date: 02/18/26 @ 11:46 PM

Save the drama for your mama.

From: Monkopotamus #3765
Date: 02/18/26 @ 11:50 PM

would you rather with a father
I mean father

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #3766
Date: 02/19/26 @ 12:38 AM

There’s a neighbor who likes to rev the engine of his cool race car (I assume) when working on it. Last week, it ended with a very loud bang. Nothing since.

Do you think I could have caused it using my special wizard powers?

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #3767
Date: 02/19/26 @ 12:45 AM

I've been helping my neighbors the past few weeks
and I just went out to shovel my sidewalks with today's snow
and it looks like they've already all been shoveled.
Made me go "aww".

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #3768
Date: 02/19/26 @ 12:49 AM

“Alright which one y’all motherfuxkers stole my snow?”

From: haze - emotion lotion #3769
Date: 02/19/26 @ 12:51 AM

Maybe they needed bath water.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #3770
Date: 02/19/26 @ 12:53 AM

Can't just throw the baby out dry these days SMDH

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3771
Date: 02/19/26 @ 12:54 AM

I misread a thing and have been doing intermittent fisting.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3772
Date: 02/19/26 @ 1:04 AM

where to buy 40 pound box of mini eggs

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3773
Date: 02/19/26 @ 1:05 AM

mini egg supply store 40 pounds

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3774
Date: 02/19/26 @ 1:06 AM

mini egg pallet

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3775
Date: 02/19/26 @ 1:07 AM

adipex doctor near me

From: slimwhitem #3776
Date: 02/19/26 @ 2:40 AM

ear nose and scrote doctor near me emergency

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3777
Date: 02/19/26 @ 2:41 AM

Were you at least able to hear or sniff your balls this time?

From: slimwhitem #3778
Date: 02/19/26 @ 2:43 AM

what?

From: slimwhitem #3779
Date: 02/19/26 @ 2:43 AM

youll have to speak up also in incredible pain

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3780
Date: 02/19/26 @ 3:01 AM

Got a couple of packages in late. Broke down the boxes and put them in the bin.
I'm getting so ahead. Probably going to win.

From: haze - emotion lotion #3781
Date: 02/19/26 @ 3:16 AM

Don't quit your day job, Temu Eminem.

From: slimwhitem #3782
Date: 02/19/26 @ 3:33 AM

he rap name is jj bean, show sum rezpekt

From: haze - emotion lotion #3783
Date: 02/19/26 @ 3:34 AM

Are you his burner account?

From: slimwhitem #3784
Date: 02/19/26 @ 3:38 AM

or was it jj beandick, i can’t remember, sorry

and no lol im is sidekick dj, lil peapea

i cover m-w-f at hr boners thkuvmuch

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3785
Date: 02/19/26 @ 3:41 AM

Don't quit your day job, Temu Eminem.

Wow, someone's jealous.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3786
Date: 02/19/26 @ 4:53 AM

oh shit u rire it's almost ayg season
let's go on on a container

From: haze - emotion lotion #3787
Date: 02/19/26 @ 5:03 AM

DJ Hi-Tek

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3788
Date: 02/19/26 @ 5:07 AM

he'll yeah love hitek

From: haze - emotion lotion #3789
Date: 02/19/26 @ 5:21 AM

I guess you mean the guy I didn't know about until just now.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3790
Date: 02/19/26 @ 5:25 AM

revolutions per minute is one of the finest anal bums

From: idsaluteyoubub #3791
Date: 02/19/26 @ 5:28 AM

Wasn't he the guy on the Die Antwoord albumb?

Fuck Die Antwoord

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3792
Date: 02/19/26 @ 5:30 AM

i didn't/don't know anything about that and don't want to know anything about that because yes fuck die antwoord

From: haze - emotion lotion #3793
Date: 02/19/26 @ 6:00 AM

That's who I was talking about. But this other guy, I like.
I should've gone MPC from the get-van gogh.
Or at least later.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3794
Date: 02/19/26 @ 6:08 AM

yeah unrelated

I have no clue who that other die antwoord dinkus is

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3795
Date: 02/19/26 @ 6:10 AM

haze said:

That's who I was talking about. But this other guy, I like.
I should've gone MPC from the get-van gogh.
Or at least later.

get your hams on one

From: haze - emotion lotion #3796
Date: 02/19/26 @ 6:50 AM

I had the chance and I chose wrong (MC-909).
Then again, I got 'in a haze' out of it and some other junk.

From: haze - emotion lotion #3797
Date: 02/19/26 @ 6:53 AM

I got a menu in the mail from the single, local Chinese place in town.
Apparently they deliver now and I'm stoked.
Interesting thing is that they have a FAX number for orders.
I didn't not even not know that was or wasn't or still was/is a thing.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3798
Date: 02/19/26 @ 7:00 AM

hyuel yeah more breadcrumbs
this is innnnteresting hazel
2004... I would most certainly have eaten fungus to this

From: haze - emotion lotion #3799
Date: 02/19/26 @ 7:05 AM

Thank, man. There's lowness too if you ain't already.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3800
Date: 02/19/26 @ 7:13 AM

just stumbled into that and was listening to some tracks