SLOR'M

From: haze - emotion lotion #3501
Date: 02/13/26 @ 3:28 AM

I wonder how many people in the world have stuck a harmonica in their butt crack and farted.
I bet it's a lot.

From: idsaluteyoubub #3502
Date: 02/13/26 @ 3:33 AM

I can play yakkity sax with my buh

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3503
Date: 02/13/26 @ 3:51 AM

If it's against the law to suck on a chili dog in public then just throw me in jail right now.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #3504
Date: 02/13/26 @ 3:53 AM

call police catch you

From: Rob #3505
Date: 02/13/26 @ 3:53 AM

I imagine the chase song from midnight express plays all day every day in turkey

From: idsaluteyoubub #3506
Date: 02/13/26 @ 4:07 AM

I oh billy my tits, everywhere

From: haze - emotion lotion #3507
Date: 02/13/26 @ 4:12 AM

A-YO TITTIES

From: idsaluteyoubub #3508
Date: 02/13/26 @ 4:29 AM

Phew! Some real stinky boys in front of me boarding the plane. Like mushrooms could probably grow from their pits. Luckily they are in row 5, far away from me.

Seriously, people have no social conscience. The airport is the culmination of all that is wrong with humanity.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3509
Date: 02/13/26 @ 4:49 AM

cue snaka

From: haze - emotion lotion #3510
Date: 02/13/26 @ 5:13 AM

I've had two very memorable B.O. encounters elsewhere.
Old German lady in a shared train sleeper room on an overnight from Munich to Venice. And she snored.
And like four young Aussie guys in front of us in line to get into Neuschwanstein.
Both experiences lasted far too long. No idea why I don't remember an experience here.
Because Shirley...

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3511
Date: 02/13/26 @ 6:03 AM

we're all counting on you

From: haze - emotion lotion #3512
Date: 02/13/26 @ 6:04 AM

I had the fish. :/

From: idsaluteyoubub #3513
Date: 02/13/26 @ 6:49 AM

Culturally, stink doesn't matter with some. Just the way it is.
Then there are cultures that go too hard with perfume.

If I had to choose, of course the latter. BO is staaaaaaank.

There's someone at my work conference full of BO. Now that's just insane.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #3514
Date: 02/13/26 @ 6:59 AM

Roses really smell like poo poo poo

From: haze - emotion lotion #3515
Date: 02/13/26 @ 7:04 AM

So much better flower smells, like honey's uncle for example.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3516
Date: 02/13/26 @ 8:33 AM

jamsin

From: haze - emotion lotion #3517
Date: 02/13/26 @ 8:55 AM

Also nice't.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3518
Date: 02/13/26 @ 12:53 PM

I like the gardenia.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3519
Date: 02/13/26 @ 12:54 PM

I used to have some gardenias and I would go out and sniff them oh what a pleasure it was!

From: Redboxer #3520
Date: 02/13/26 @ 1:32 PM

Well look at Mr richie pants.

From: idsaluteyoubub #3521
Date: 02/13/26 @ 2:05 PM

I like the chris...Chris sam...me...thumb...uh...crystalmetheum flower so gouda

From: slimwhitem #3522
Date: 02/13/26 @ 2:20 PM

the flower youre thinking of is kriskristofferum

From: sanka #3523
Date: 02/13/26 @ 2:48 PM

idsaluteyoubub said:

Culturally, stink doesn't matter with some. Just the way it is.
Then there are cultures that go too hard with perfume.

If I had to choose, of course the latter. BO is staaaaaaank.

There's someone at my work conference full of BO. Now that's just insane.

I was in Spain this last summer and there was a guy working at a grocery store with BO you could smell a half store away. Like that stank just hung there. Does no one say anything? I heard several Dutch tourists and they generally will say the most outrageous things. Did the guy just not care?

From: Denkar - Don't panic. #3524
Date: 02/13/26 @ 3:05 PM

My worst times in Turkey dealing with BO were during the spring rainy season, riding the bus from base to town. Being in a sealed up bus with a lot of unwashed, drippy people in a dank humid environment was brutal.

From: slimwhitem #3525
Date: 02/13/26 @ 4:15 PM

were offering free no obligation inspections here at 1-800-REPOOP for the month of february

dont miss out on this febPOOary special. call today!

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #3526
Date: 02/13/26 @ 5:18 PM

creepy townie dude night got a little toasty and creepy so his sober friend or son or something was like sorry and drove him home and then like an hour later CTD walked back
"Can I get a drink?"
"Sure. Water?"
"No"
"Orange juice?"
"No"
"Pineapple juice?"
"No"
"Cranberry juice because you have a UTI?"
"I don't have a UTI!"
"Cranberry juice because you like the flavor?"
"Schnapps!"
"Schnapps?"
"Mint schnapps"
"Oh, absolutely not"

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3527
Date: 02/13/26 @ 5:59 PM

ctd sounds like he needs a cte

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #3528
Date: 02/13/26 @ 6:04 PM

there's a painted rock big as my hand on one end of the bar and I gotta admit I was hefting it with semi intent

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3529
Date: 02/13/26 @ 6:35 PM

bb out there hefting her semi again

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #3530
Date: 02/13/26 @ 8:40 PM

too big for anyone else to heft :'(

From: idsaluteyoubub #3531
Date: 02/13/26 @ 9:50 PM

Rip heft.

Only shitty casinos in shitty occupied Turkish Cyprus. The trick is to play cheap slots for free drinks, then cash out after losing half of your paltry givings.

This place was cool, gave us negronis. Normally you just get basic dranks.

From: sanka #3532
Date: 02/13/26 @ 10:30 PM

I worked a little today and spent much of the day in bed and in the bathroom because I can not stop pooping apparently.

I'm watching old reruns of Mythbusters. RIP Grant.

From: sanka #3533
Date: 02/13/26 @ 11:13 PM

For some reason I remembered Jaime was a bit hefty, but he's really not. You can see his abs through a wetsuit. Wild.

From: haze - emotion lotion #3534
Date: 02/13/26 @ 11:15 PM

Never watched that show.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #3535
Date: 02/13/26 @ 11:19 PM

Only when there's ballistics gel involved.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3536
Date: 02/13/26 @ 11:44 PM

Sometimes dudes have a fat face that tricks you into thinking they're fat when they're not.
RIP, Dimebag.

From: sanka #3537
Date: 02/13/26 @ 11:48 PM

Aww, forgot about that.

From: Sepharo #3538
Date: 02/14/26 @ 12:24 AM

I'm at the airport

From: Sepharo #3539
Date: 02/14/26 @ 12:24 AM

Sanka are you here?

From: Redboxer #3540
Date: 02/14/26 @ 12:29 AM

I'm gonna toot.

From: sanka #3541
Date: 02/14/26 @ 12:32 AM

Im not at the airport. I haven't been in an airport for a full day, but I miss it.

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #3542
Date: 02/14/26 @ 12:42 AM

I had a 27 layover at Newark last year.

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #3543
Date: 02/14/26 @ 12:42 AM

Hours

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3544
Date: 02/14/26 @ 12:44 AM

what'd ya do

From: sanka #3545
Date: 02/14/26 @ 12:46 AM

Newark is a fucking hell hole and I hate it with every fiber of my being.

I have only slept in an airport twice, and both times is was Miami. Fuck that place. They blaze that AC all day whild there's like 5000 people there, but let me tell you, about 3am its fucking 40 degrees.

From: sanka #3546
Date: 02/14/26 @ 12:54 AM

Newark is such a piece of shit the people of New Jersey deserve it. I've been in and out of there dozens of times and it has never once been on time or just normal.

From: Sepharo #3547
Date: 02/14/26 @ 12:55 AM

Thankfully I'm in the best airport in the country.

From: sanka #3548
Date: 02/14/26 @ 12:57 AM

Oh MSP. Voted best 4 out of the last 5 years I think.

From: ghoast - Pees outside 2x per day #3549
Date: 02/14/26 @ 12:59 AM

It’s a long story but it involved me being awake for a period of 57 hours.

From: sanka #3550
Date: 02/14/26 @ 1:07 AM

While I hate Newark and Miami, I will chose St. Louis as the worst airport. The latout sucks and it hasn't been updated since the 90's. You can tell by the obviousness, but also because they put 12x12 tile thourgh the whole place, before roller suitcases were a thing. So it's LOUD AS FUCK with everyone's suitcases rolling along.