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From: L Q #3051
Date: 02/07/26 @ 9:47 PM

the white man smirk

From: sanka #3052
Date: 02/07/26 @ 10:11 PM

I am at the mall of america. Someone please humanely euthanize me.

From: Bbum51 #3053
Date: 02/07/26 @ 10:14 PM

Sure. Opioid or benzo?
Heard you like GABA maybe some etomidate and we let everything go quiet

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3054
Date: 02/07/26 @ 10:25 PM

I'll have what he's having.

From: wander - former King of the Moon #3055
Date: 02/07/26 @ 10:52 PM

I wonder how much of my life I've wasted typing ".com"

From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #3056
Date: 02/07/26 @ 11:12 PM

Dilaudid is the way. That stuff is crazy.

From: haze - emotion lotion #3057
Date: 02/07/26 @ 11:18 PM

I'm about sick and tarred a these chest pains.
Put me down for some.

From: L Q #3058
Date: 02/07/26 @ 11:21 PM

Heart pains?
Why aren't you getting that checked out?

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #3059
Date: 02/07/26 @ 11:31 PM

wander said:

I wonder how much of my life I've wasted typing ".com"

type in the url, then hit control + enter
it fills in the .com for you

shift + enter = .net

From: haze - emotion lotion #3060
Date: 02/07/26 @ 11:47 PM

Because apathy.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3061
Date: 02/08/26 @ 12:04 AM

don't have a heart of tack

From: haze - emotion lotion #3062
Date: 02/08/26 @ 1:00 AM

I'm comin' Elizabeth!

From: wander - former King of the Moon #3063
Date: 02/08/26 @ 1:24 AM

myusername said:

wander said:

I wonder how much of my life I've wasted typing ".com"
type in the url, then hit control + enter
it fills in the .com for you

shift + enter = .net

Specificially I was thinking of all the websites I've had to type my e-mail in as a login username. My password manager doesn't catch every login box.

From: sanka #3064
Date: 02/08/26 @ 2:05 AM

If I ever have to go to the Mall of America again, I hope someone will just hit me in the head with a hammer beforehand. Jesus Christ I hate that place.

Actually it's not so bad for getting my steps in, but waiting on my wife and daughter to shop? My son and I almost threw ourselves off the 3rd floor rotunda.

From: slimwhitem #3065
Date: 02/08/26 @ 2:22 AM

next time just jump, i don’t like getting my hammers dirty

From: sanka #3066
Date: 02/08/26 @ 2:24 AM

It's one of those weird places that locals don't go to much. I think I've been there 4 times in my life, and two were before I even lived in this state. It's like when I lived in San Antonio. I never once went to the Riverwalk or the Alamo. You just never go down there.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #3067
Date: 02/08/26 @ 2:36 AM

Bring bouncy balls next time and drop them floors down.

From: sanka #3068
Date: 02/08/26 @ 2:47 AM

My son found a dime in a candy place at the mall and he dropped it into a fountain from two stories up. Was pretty cool. Especially since he was virulently against it several years ago

When I say virulently against, I mean it was shocking lol. He was like 6 years old and went on a goddam tirade about how people should not put money into a fountain and wishing didn't mean a goddam thing because he did that and did not get super powers the last time he wished. He said goddam. As a parent I was like wow. He's a very reserved kid who never speaks out, but he had BIG FEELINGS about coins in a fountain.

From: haze - emotion lotion #3069
Date: 02/08/26 @ 3:16 AM

HumorBagel and GilstrapTV had funny vids from the San Antonio Riverwalk.

From: Scarlet #3070
Date: 02/08/26 @ 3:22 AM

haze said:

I'm comin' Elizabeth!

Ok I'll unlock the door.

From: Scarlet #3071
Date: 02/08/26 @ 3:28 AM

Started on Caplyta because I had some kidney problems earlier this year from the 27 years I've been on lithium. I just started it a couple days ago, so no idea on how it is yet.
In November, I did start having symptoms of serotonin syndrome and that wasn't fun. Trying all these new meds like Vyvanse, Caplyta, mydayis, vraylar, latuda, etc... has taught me that I'm a fan of dirt weed (adderall, buspar, citalopram) and not the fucking pure ass crystal methamphetamine (mydayis, vraylar, vyvanse) that is available in today's market.
I'm bringing this up because a couple days ago I saw you guys talking about your meds and I just wanted to say hey me too.

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #3072
Date: 02/08/26 @ 3:34 AM

fix eye contact while buying a tub of coconut oil and the biggest cucumbers you can

From: sanka #3073
Date: 02/08/26 @ 3:36 AM

Shit I'm afraid to go see what I need. I'm fine as long as I work out and lift and stay off the sauce, but that's weeks at a time usually. I don't know.

I've seen my blood pressure at 190/120 and also 110/60. Apparently it doesn't matter. My folks live into their 90's this way

From: have patience - weeblin' and wobblin' goddammi #3074
Date: 02/08/26 @ 3:36 AM

whaelp.

my bad.

vyvanse changed my life for the better
that and zoloft
plus all them boner pills are pretty neat too

From: Scarlet #3075
Date: 02/08/26 @ 3:47 AM

I'm so glad they work for you. Honestly I'm almost done trying. If this Caplyta doesn't work then I'm just staying on lithium like fuck it.
I had to quit my job last year because I had a pretty severeental breakdown and I'm not working now so I can kindof recover.

Also I enjoyed the mall of America, and it's cute that your son made peace with the fountain.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #3076
Date: 02/08/26 @ 3:57 AM

this Caplyta stuff is really new
i'm surprised i don't see commercials for it
/lots of commercials for Vraylar though

From: haze - emotion lotion #3077
Date: 02/08/26 @ 4:48 AM

I love capybaras!

From: slimwhitem #3078
Date: 02/08/26 @ 5:01 AM

really looking forward to superball 2026: squawcks vs the patriarchs

theres going to be SO MANY balls

im voting for the squawcks btw. ill call in around halftiem

From: haze - emotion lotion #3079
Date: 02/08/26 @ 5:36 AM

Eff the Pats. I don't care about the Sleestaks,
but considering I lived there for 20 years, why not.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3080
Date: 02/08/26 @ 6:49 AM

I'm at the Kona airport
there's a big storm acomin
and there's no indoors to this place.

From: slimwhitem #3081
Date: 02/08/26 @ 7:05 AM

can i hav ur stuff

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3082
Date: 02/08/26 @ 7:07 AM

yes but only buttstuff

From: haze - emotion lotion #3083
Date: 02/08/26 @ 7:37 AM

Can I have the we... stuff?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #3084
Date: 02/08/26 @ 7:41 AM

u can have my weiner staff

From: haze - emotion lotion #3085
Date: 02/08/26 @ 8:09 AM

Oh. Ohhh kay.

From: Redboxer #3086
Date: 02/08/26 @ 3:34 PM

sanka said:

My son found a dime in a candy place at the mall and he dropped it into a fountain from two stories up. Was pretty cool. Especially since he was virulently against it several years ago

When I say virulently against, I mean it was shocking lol. He was like 6 years old and went on a goddam tirade about how people should not put money into a fountain and wishing didn't mean a goddam thing because he did that and did not get super powers the last time he wished. He said goddam. As a parent I was like wow. He's a very reserved kid who never speaks out, but he had BIG FEELINGS about coins in a fountain.

I love this story.

From: Redboxer #3087
Date: 02/08/26 @ 3:41 PM

How's parking at the mall of America? I'm waiting on a breakthrough in parking design for malls/complexes.

From: sanka #3088
Date: 02/08/26 @ 3:44 PM

It's actually very good. The ramps have these red and green lights over every parking space so you can see the open ones from a long ways away.

From: ghoast - has no idea what's going on #3089
Date: 02/08/26 @ 3:46 PM

Mostly covered?

From: slimwhitem #3090
Date: 02/08/26 @ 4:04 PM

sankas sons dime fountain thing is a super villains origin story if i ever heard one

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #3091
Date: 02/08/26 @ 4:45 PM

Yeah it's mostly covered. Huge parking ramps.

From: Ransome #3092
Date: 02/08/26 @ 4:53 PM

its not ramps season though

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #3093
Date: 02/08/26 @ 5:25 PM

Sometimes I catch myself triple-screening (phone, laptop, television) and I open a new tab to see if there are data on how bad I'm fucking my brain up.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #3094
Date: 02/08/26 @ 5:36 PM

My daughter is sick so someone has to stay home with her and I need to go to Sam's and Aldi, but my wife went out, so now I'm going to be stuck shopping with the post-church, pre-super bowl crowd.
This is bullshit.

From: sanka #3095
Date: 02/08/26 @ 5:43 PM

Dale Murphy is not in the hall of fame huh. Seems like that guy was a big part of my childhood on TBS.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #3096
Date: 02/08/26 @ 6:14 PM

the post-church, pre-super bowl crowd.

[collar tugging]

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #3097
Date: 02/08/26 @ 6:16 PM

Dale Murphy is not in the hall of fame huh.

That is weird.
Like Dave Stieb level weird.

From: sanka #3098
Date: 02/08/26 @ 6:24 PM

Dave Steib is not in the HOF? What the fuck are those guys doing over there.

From: cmtz #3099
Date: 02/08/26 @ 6:42 PM

The MOA ramps are generally easy to navigate and find parking in considering how heavily used they are.
We go to the mall maybe once a month in the wintertime.
Just a good place to stretch our legs and get out of the house with our kid.
My husband also is a Lego guy too so the Lego store is a must.

Unfortunately a lot of people do jump from the top of the parking ramps as there are no barricades to prevent it. Pretty huge design flaw.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #3100
Date: 02/08/26 @ 6:47 PM

Unfortunately a lot of people do jump from the top of the parking ramps as there are no barricades to prevent it. Pretty huge design flaw.

I'm sure they ran the numbers.