RTT
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #251
Date: 11/15/25 @ 1:12 AM
damn those are cheap granties
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #252
Date: 11/15/25 @ 1:15 AM
they look heavy
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #253
Date: 11/15/25 @ 1:22 AM
my BEAUTIFUL grantie
From: WayGroovy #254
Date: 11/15/25 @ 2:57 AM
Put your 3D Printer on it
From: haze - up the back stairs #255
Date: 11/15/25 @ 5:06 AM
Has you ever seen a clown in person? Probably not.
From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #256
Date: 11/15/25 @ 5:13 AM
Yes. I worked for several.
From: WayGroovy #257
Date: 11/15/25 @ 4:28 PM
Hey-O
From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #258
Date: 11/16/25 @ 12:52 AM
Gat dang I loves me some fudge and cherry mash aka bing bars. I took the grands to a local candy store. Such a stupid idea for me.
From: haze - up the back stairs #259
Date: 11/16/25 @ 1:23 AM
I tried the famous Special Spaghetti for the first time tonight.
It was delightful!
From: Redboxer #260
Date: 11/16/25 @ 2:02 AM
My gf's mom makes fudge for Christmas and always sends us a tub.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #261
Date: 11/16/25 @ 2:16 AM
that's busting
From: derpyakisan - Some Guy On The Internet #262
Date: 11/16/25 @ 2:39 AM
G'ma used to make divinity and holy wow did they give that stuff the right name.
From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #263
Date: 11/16/25 @ 4:30 AM
I have my mom's divinity recipe. I haven't attempted to make it. It's so good homemade. She made so many different things for Christmas. And my lazy ass pays someone to make it.
From: haze - up the back stairs #264
Date: 11/16/25 @ 7:52 AM
I'm thinking about trying mashed potatoes for the first time this Thanksgiv'n.
From: slimwhitem #265
Date: 11/16/25 @ 10:26 AM
you can always use limp bizkits “rollin” in place of the hokey pokey in a pinch if you forget the words

it works vise versa, like realistically, when would you ever forget limp bizkit lyrics lol
From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #266
Date: 11/16/25 @ 12:18 PM
Chillin at the MSP y'all
From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #267
Date: 11/16/25 @ 12:18 PM
Where snaka, u no he here somewhere
From: Redboxer #268
Date: 11/16/25 @ 2:08 PM
Safe travels bird and child. Or are you just hanging out?
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #269
Date: 11/16/25 @ 4:26 PM
hey everyone, guess who's poopin'..................... ;)
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #270
Date: 11/16/25 @ 4:29 PM
were you havin' trouble with that?
From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #271
Date: 11/16/25 @ 4:29 PM
I'm just trying to figure out how big a (cup)cake i should get
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #272
Date: 11/16/25 @ 4:30 PM
a little
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #273
Date: 11/16/25 @ 4:42 PM
I'm allergic to cashews but I eat them anyway because frankly charlotte I don't give a rat's care!
From: slimwhitem #274
Date: 11/16/25 @ 4:53 PM
if it’s possible to be a male over 25 and not continually have poop problems, ive not ever heard of it

p sure that doesnt exist
From: L Q #275
Date: 11/16/25 @ 8:06 PM
Who is still missing and haven't found their way back yet?
From: slimwhitem #276
Date: 11/16/25 @ 8:20 PM
i miss volshy

i haven’t seen butterknife around, so either they kept my user ignore settings or he’s still hitting refresh on the old url lol
From: L Q #277
Date: 11/16/25 @ 8:25 PM
Volsh was the only one I could think of.
From: slimwhitem #278
Date: 11/16/25 @ 8:30 PM
she’ll magically show up if bash does, but i don’t think he’d posted to the previous site for quite some time, or at least not that i recall
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #279
Date: 11/16/25 @ 8:42 PM
japanface
rez
volsh
rabbs
Now I'm going through the alphabet...
aroth?
b three key?
bamvoobabe?
blook
drock?
gunfish, was he ever around anymore? My memory is terrible, btw
hester23
ikamashookie? or whatever, I never could read that one

Hold up I have to cook a turkey. I'll revisit this later.
From: cmtz #280
Date: 11/16/25 @ 8:52 PM
Our betta fish, Fishie, died recently after the heater malfunctioned and basically cooked him. I tried nursing him back to health but he never really recovered and he died a couple weeks later.

We got a new betta today. My son has named it Beefy.
Welcome, Beefy.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #281
Date: 11/16/25 @ 9:02 PM
Space Cat said:

japanface - swore he made it over but i guess he's stuck in redditland

b three key - showed up in reddit right before we launched slorm
bamvoobabe - she disappeared from some prolific Reddit work
blook - I'm guessing he changed user name and i suspect it's drbuttcheeksPHD

gunfish - he gone

ikamashookie - she here





and i submit:
Bash
and there was another texan i cannot for the life of me remember his uid bc my memory is shot
but he used to wear a sassy texas hat and worked in physical film/commercial production i believe
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #282
Date: 11/16/25 @ 9:18 PM
I sent jface a message on reddit a few days ago. Guess he died.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #283
Date: 11/16/25 @ 9:24 PM
go post another slorm update on reddit.
you did singlehandedly save the community with that first one and there are still lost souls
From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #284
Date: 11/16/25 @ 10:05 PM
I miss spince. He's been gone for quite some time.
From: L Q #285
Date: 11/16/25 @ 10:08 PM
I think about him from time to time.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #286
Date: 11/16/25 @ 10:16 PM
Is beepo here
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #287
Date: 11/16/25 @ 10:27 PM
ope. I confused you two
meant to say bepto might be buttcheeks
blonk is ded
From: slimwhitem #288
Date: 11/16/25 @ 10:59 PM
blook was an asshole and i hope he gon 5eva

butterknife said:

and there was another texan i cannot for the life of me remember his uid bc my memory is shot
but he used to wear a sassy texas hat and worked in physical film/commercial production i believe

besides? now that you mention it, i can’t remember either but it was right on the tip of my tongue until you said something
From: slimwhitem #289
Date: 11/16/25 @ 11:00 PM
er *bsides thanks atuo correct
From: slimwhitem #290
Date: 11/16/25 @ 11:07 PM
also jdhanna but his fence might be too wide

has MK been around lately? meant to ask in the brish thread
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #291
Date: 11/16/25 @ 11:09 PM
Isn't bsides ath's husband?
From: slimwhitem #292
Date: 11/16/25 @ 11:12 PM
that was n_b back in the day, right? he went by something similar, crap, what was it… enbee?
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #293
Date: 11/16/25 @ 11:14 PM
That's a different person. I think he and volsh were or are together.
From: slimwhitem #294
Date: 11/16/25 @ 11:16 PM
neutral buoyancy != enbee? well, i unlearned something today then
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #295
Date: 11/16/25 @ 11:24 PM
No, that's him.
I'm very confused now. I shouldn't be involved in this conversation. I'm not good at all with names, and you're all combined into three different people to me.
So this site is just, like, me (the king) and three other... whatever... audience members?
From: L Q #296
Date: 11/16/25 @ 11:26 PM
bsides is ath's husband.
neutral bouyancy is enbee and also volsh
s husband.
From: haze - up the back stairs #297
Date: 11/16/25 @ 11:30 PM
Doubt it.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #298
Date: 11/16/25 @ 11:42 PM
I was right! I didn't know they were married or even still together.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #299
Date: 11/16/25 @ 11:42 PM
Is stabby here? Somebody get stabby.
Bring spittoon back while you're at it.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #300
Date: 11/16/25 @ 11:45 PM
I feel like like the Texas film guy's name started with a t.
Tiepo...? I don't think that's it, but it's somebody.
We should know this guy's name.

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