SLOR'M

From: sanka #2601
Date: 01/27/26 @ 11:09 PM

I got my new microwave installed and it works and I'm glad I'm done with that BS.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #2602
Date: 01/27/26 @ 11:09 PM

Does it use an inverter. Please tell me you chose correctly.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2603
Date: 01/27/26 @ 11:11 PM

I love lump.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2604
Date: 01/27/26 @ 11:11 PM

Inverter technology is the way to go.

From: haze - up the back stairs #2605
Date: 01/27/26 @ 11:13 PM

I got some temporary tater tats.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2606
Date: 01/27/26 @ 11:14 PM

*crushes haze's pocket tots

From: haze - up the back stairs #2607
Date: 01/27/26 @ 11:14 PM

They're on my forearms.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2608
Date: 01/27/26 @ 11:15 PM

lookout we got pot pie the sailor man over here

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2609
Date: 01/27/26 @ 11:16 PM

u a semen lmao

From: haze - up the back stairs #2610
Date: 01/27/26 @ 11:25 PM

I don't have to take this.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #2611
Date: 01/27/26 @ 11:56 PM

Check your contract.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2612
Date: 01/27/26 @ 11:59 PM

IT SEZ RIGHT HERE U HAVE 2 TAKE IT

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2613
Date: 01/27/26 @ 11:59 PM

No I have a copy, Spacey gets one of those a week.

From: cmtz #2614
Date: 01/28/26 @ 12:20 AM

I paid some invoices
And then tied some ribbons on some whistles
And then assembled a fume hood for the council staff to use when opening their mail.
I now have to somehow establish a safety protocol and train everyone how to use said hood in case someone does get anthrax'd.

My job is getting weirder by the day.
But at least my science degree is coming in handy!

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2615
Date: 01/28/26 @ 12:25 AM

- Train half the floor to use the masks.
- Issue them badges.
- Tell people that if they are unbadged, hand any sealed correspondence to someone with a badge and have them open it.
- You just reduced material and training cost by seventy percent.
- Revisit after six months to see how many people died.

From: haze - up the back stairs #2616
Date: 01/28/26 @ 12:38 AM

I... can't get my tater tats off.

From: Denkar - Don't panic. #2617
Date: 01/28/26 @ 1:08 AM

I'm glad for you, chobs

From: cmtz #2618
Date: 01/28/26 @ 1:20 AM

Ilhan Omar is doing a town hall in my area this evening and got sprayed with something by a crazed white dude

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2619
Date: 01/28/26 @ 1:30 AM

I genuinely think that we should build Ilhan a mech.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #2620
Date: 01/28/26 @ 1:31 AM

We have the technology.
It's just gonna have some quirks.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2621
Date: 01/28/26 @ 1:33 AM

I wonder how much an effective incel repellent could improve matters.

From: sanka #2622
Date: 01/28/26 @ 1:33 AM

ICE idiots tried breaking into the Ecuadorian Consulate today. Nothing like a good international incident.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #2623
Date: 01/28/26 @ 1:34 AM

Maybe a powerful recording of "grandma's scolding voice" would work.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2624
Date: 01/28/26 @ 1:39 AM

This is, in the visual imagination, incredibly funy.
Like, it has the mechanical tentacles from the sentinels in The Matrix and MAGA Sturmabteilung guys are like this is not awakening anything in me.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #2625
Date: 01/28/26 @ 1:54 AM

sanka said:

ICE idiots tried breaking into the Ecuadorian Consulate today. Nothing like a good international incident.

lucky he didn't get shot

From: Rob #2626
Date: 01/28/26 @ 2:36 AM

is there any way i can blame W for having to do dumb school discussion posts every week

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2627
Date: 01/28/26 @ 3:38 AM

Genuine question, I don't know how to parse or discern that post.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #2628
Date: 01/28/26 @ 3:40 AM

I think Rob is in school rn fr no cap.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #2629
Date: 01/28/26 @ 3:41 AM

Anyway, they did surgery on a grape.

From: haze - up the back stairs #2630
Date: 01/28/26 @ 3:45 AM

Man, I loved Grape Ape, man. Haha!
https://youtu.be/D_d583FHxPQ?si=44YqeA0cVaV01ecv

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2631
Date: 01/28/26 @ 3:45 AM

Twenty years after Dolly The Lamb and we're doing headlines with a grape?
We don't even understand octopouses yet.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #2632
Date: 01/28/26 @ 3:46 AM

octopopes

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #2633
Date: 01/28/26 @ 3:47 AM

haze said:

Man, I loved Grape Ape, man. Haha!
https://youtu.be/D_d583FHxPQ?si=44YqeA0cVaV01ecv

Absolutely terrifying.

From: haze - up the back stairs #2634
Date: 01/28/26 @ 3:50 AM

https://youtu.be/STbhaqsBJB0?si=d2J38GCmHRwnc_F1

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2635
Date: 01/28/26 @ 3:55 AM

Grape Ape

Please don't park those words next to each other.

From: Rob #2636
Date: 01/28/26 @ 3:56 AM

Ahem.

Is there any way I can blame George W Bush and the No Child Left Behind Act for, while I taking college courses, having to make discussion board posts and responses?

From: Rob #2637
Date: 01/28/26 @ 3:56 AM

While I taking Jesus H.

From: slimwhitem #2638
Date: 01/28/26 @ 3:58 AM

sorry too cryptic. can you make it into a tik tok reel, preferably a dance?

From: haze - up the back stairs #2639
Date: 01/28/26 @ 4:00 AM

Please don't park those words next to each other.

Decent strain.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #2640
Date: 01/28/26 @ 4:01 AM

chobbler said:

today I told someone I loved them for the first time
and they also said it back to me. Wow!

Wow wow!

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2641
Date: 01/28/26 @ 4:02 AM

Sure. Lifelong educator. You can absolutely lay the blame at GWB's feet for the landscape and horizon of education, though you could go all the way back through Clinton and Gingrich's Plan For America and Reagan's union-busting so we basically sat at the end of a long pipe with our mouths open.

From: slimwhitem #2642
Date: 01/28/26 @ 4:02 AM

here is what im thinking. turn in to a young female and start dancing to the most popular pop song right now while pointing to the captions
“is there any way i can blame W…”
[cont. dancing, point to next caption]
“… for no child left behind”
[now dancing with a cat for some reason]
“…while”
Video ends and loops back to the start

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2643
Date: 01/28/26 @ 4:03 AM

Wow wow!

Yeah don't say that people.

From: slimwhitem #2644
Date: 01/28/26 @ 4:03 AM

be sure to drop a link to ur OF too

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #2645
Date: 01/28/26 @ 4:03 AM

I love u for the first time

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2646
Date: 01/28/26 @ 4:04 AM

here is what im thinking. turn in to a young female

Submit to the record that I did not read beyond this.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2647
Date: 01/28/26 @ 4:05 AM

I love u for the first time

gdiilyftwfo

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2648
Date: 01/28/26 @ 4:06 AM

"'Til the wheels" goddamn broken hands

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #2649
Date: 01/28/26 @ 4:10 AM

For the win fuck off

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2650
Date: 01/28/26 @ 4:11 AM

Even when I mess up you save me.