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From: L Q #2551
Date: 01/27/26 @ 12:54 PM

El Toro said:

I just googled "chelsea haircut"

And?!?

From: Redboxer #2552
Date: 01/27/26 @ 1:20 PM

I knew lots of punks with Chelseas, they tended to do it themselves. The boneheads lack such skills.

From: slimwhitem #2553
Date: 01/27/26 @ 2:08 PM

looking for my sled
looking for my sled
going through my shed
going through my shed
going through my shed
looking for my sled
looking for my sled
going through my shed
going through my shed
looking for my sled (looking for my sled)
thats a lot of stuff
thats a lot of stuff

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #2554
Date: 01/27/26 @ 2:28 PM

slimwhitem said:

only once i witnessed someone rawdog a white onion like it was an apple. he pulled it out of my fridge and was like yeah i do this all the time im pretty bad ass and i tried to tell him it was a white onion and not the sweet kind

he barely made it halfway through it; it was a big one... it was a very tough 10 minutes watching him fighting for his life while forcing a teary-eyed smile. the stomach gurgles were hilarious at first but man, between the burps and the... well, he wasn't fun to be around the rest of the night

I was puttering in my garden, absently chawing on a garlic scape and realized I'd eaten the whole thing about the time my stomach started churning fire and then I frowed up garlicky bile

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #2555
Date: 01/27/26 @ 2:36 PM

From: sanka #2556
Date: 01/27/26 @ 2:53 PM

At a job a long while back I sat next to a guy who ate a whole white onion like an apple every day for a snack. Kippers with mustard on crackers and a whole fuckin white onion every day.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #2557
Date: 01/27/26 @ 3:21 PM

ugh its spi-ceee

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2558
Date: 01/27/26 @ 4:27 PM

I knew lots of punks with Chelseas, they tended to do it themselves.

A critical weakness is that if I don't prep myself mentally I will get bored and decide that's just how I look now.
It's usually how I end up with a handlebar moustache every time I try to go clean-shaven.

I'm pretty sure my parents still have their old-school clippers around. They do quick work.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #2559
Date: 01/27/26 @ 4:58 PM

shave it into a little hair tefillin and put your favorite posts in it

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2560
Date: 01/27/26 @ 5:05 PM

I used to worry that Pinker's parroting of Chomsky's "virtually every linguistic utterance is unique in the history of the world" was collapsing due to memetic repetition and social collapse but this gives me new life.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #2561
Date: 01/27/26 @ 5:10 PM

i smell burning toaste

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #2562
Date: 01/27/26 @ 5:10 PM

and i taste almonde

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2563
Date: 01/27/26 @ 5:38 PM

Okay well go check your KitchenAid toaster oven and if it's empty you may have chomped on your MI6 issue "Oopsie Pill".
Either way, pop down to the corner for a bagel.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #2564
Date: 01/27/26 @ 5:39 PM

why I'm mad at stebbins 2day: never mentioned etymology of 'clue' like what the hell

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2565
Date: 01/27/26 @ 5:45 PM

Oh I deeply apologize for thinking that you know things, especially Northern European etymologies.
I will continue to assume the highest of you because I love and admire you.
Maybe I can tease out this contradiction like Maniac Magee did with Cobble's Knot, as one does with a clew.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #2566
Date: 01/27/26 @ 5:46 PM

A lot of word origins are BORING

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2567
Date: 01/27/26 @ 5:50 PM

That is the wrongest thing you ever done said.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2568
Date: 01/27/26 @ 5:53 PM

The best thing about etymology is you can always try to do it better because at the end of the line a guy is like "iunno that's about the best I can figure" and you can be like "I have SEVERAL contemporary texts using this precedent and I have been awake for thirty-five hours".

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #2569
Date: 01/27/26 @ 5:58 PM

under the blear eyed moon
i am pelted with cast off shoon
but wotthehell wotthehell

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2570
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:02 PM

Away Message:

I wrote to you before, boss.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #2571
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:04 PM

someday I hope you will be the cockroach and I will be the rat

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2572
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:10 PM

Because you will crawl into the machine and chew on the wire that short circuits the doomsday device and I of us two will survive.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #2573
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:18 PM

I wish you wanted something as badly as I want to fry myself

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2574
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:19 PM

I want nothing more than to want nothing.

From: L Q #2575
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:25 PM

If you had $10 extra dollars what would you buy yourself?
--------------------------------------
The other day I went to the casino to pick up my free cruise. I not only got the free cruise(this is my second one), I came home $40 richer.

From: Rob #2576
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:30 PM

Did Chomsky publish that from Epstein island

From: L Q #2577
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:33 PM

not $40 richer, $440 richer.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2578
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:38 PM

How did you mistake $440 for $40 and then $10.
Also $10 extra than what.

From: L Q #2579
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:40 PM

I did a bad typo.
It was supposed to say I came home $440 richer.

From: L Q #2580
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:41 PM

If you had $10 extra dollar bucks to your name, what would you buy yourself. The $10 has nothing to do with the $40 or $440.
I hope this got more confusing.

From: Zero #2581
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:44 PM

Two fives.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2582
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:49 PM

I don't know what any of the numbers are doing here.
So forget the 440 or 40.
If I have ten dollars I will probably buy kale and a yellow onion because my collards are yellowing and I need to get it going STAT.

From: L Q #2583
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:51 PM

I won $440 at the casino!

From: Redboxer #2584
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:51 PM

Why?

From: L Q #2585
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:53 PM

Why what?

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2586
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:56 PM

Are you able to relay the sequence of events that ended with you having what amount of money.

If not, that's okay, just stop saying numbers until you get to the end.

From: L Q #2587
Date: 01/27/26 @ 6:59 PM

Final post.
I won $440 at the casino.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #2588
Date: 01/27/26 @ 7:01 PM

I think LQ walked into the casino with $10, gambled, and won $440

From: Redboxer #2589
Date: 01/27/26 @ 7:04 PM

Remember when rr and her bf won over a thousand bucks in vegas? We were all just kind of waiting to head to the airport and tbey were playing slots and just kept winning.

From: slimwhitem #2590
Date: 01/27/26 @ 7:08 PM

if u could fly a plain, wud u do it?

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2591
Date: 01/27/26 @ 7:11 PM

It's called The World's Fastest Indian (2005, you dummy.

From: Ransome #2592
Date: 01/27/26 @ 7:14 PM

nah that was vanishing point

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2593
Date: 01/27/26 @ 7:41 PM

Oh so now I have to watch another movie.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2594
Date: 01/27/26 @ 8:06 PM

L Q said:

Final post.
I won $440 at the casino.

d'pohckrop

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2595
Date: 01/27/26 @ 8:11 PM

o;

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2596
Date: 01/27/26 @ 8:13 PM

I could havw told my story in six words.
But instead I [snoring in another room]

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #2597
Date: 01/27/26 @ 10:43 PM

)

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #2598
Date: 01/27/26 @ 10:43 PM

today I told someone I loved them for the first time
and they also said it back to me. Wow!

From: sanka #2599
Date: 01/27/26 @ 10:50 PM

I love lamp.

From: Ransome #2600
Date: 01/27/26 @ 11:04 PM

Lamp: <crickets>