Well now there is a huge goddamn surprise.bridbran said:I support rabbs' lawnmower cut.
RTT
I think he should do it even worse than what everyone is talking about.
Bad haircuts are good and you're an IDIOT if you think otherwise.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Bad haircuts are good and you're an IDIOT if you think otherwise.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I'm gonna. And I'll do it myself so it looks like shit.
Any all y’all think you could rap One Week by the Barenaked Ladies better than me? I’m throwin a gauntlet
I'm not even Upper Midwest enough for that, let alone Canadian.
There had better be photographic documentation of this haircut.
I think I stopped putting my face on the internet.
In no small part because I can't remember who has seen me in person.
In no small part because I can't remember who has seen me in person.
Yeah, beanie and mask. I might break the link, I have a reputation as the gay commie witch.
please stop hornyposting
I'd pump the brakes but that just gets me going.
I don't even let people take photos of me anymore.
The fewer people who see... this the better.
The fewer people who see... this the better.
I mean, the craggier and more hollowed I look, the greater the temptation to take photos, but unfortunately Ely is terminally instagrammed.
My fat ass broke my sled today.
When Ely's family was still in Alaska, they took me up the hill out back because they wanted to go sledding on a saucer.
I did one run and managed to find the one rock on that goddamn hill straight up my tailbone.
I trudged back up to the top and handed the saucer, now cracked, to Ely and said "I don't think I can poop anymore."
I did one run and managed to find the one rock on that goddamn hill straight up my tailbone.
I trudged back up to the top and handed the saucer, now cracked, to Ely and said "I don't think I can poop anymore."
I moved southish for warmer winters, so tell me why we have New England weather here now!
At least I kept my super warm coat.
At least I kept my super warm coat.
You got lied to, hard.
Chopped but not screwed.
Thanks a lot, now I've lost ten minutes listening to DJ Screw and I want to move to Houston.
Sometimes I think about eating potato raw like I did when I was a children.
I tried it once when I was peeling in the sink.
It was a russet, though, so I feel like I would have better luck with a red or a yukon.
It was a russet, though, so I feel like I would have better luck with a red or a yukon.
The onion thing, though... I've never been that Southern.
I think I peaked at dumping salted peanuts in a bottle of Coke.
I think I peaked at dumping salted peanuts in a bottle of Coke.
Onion? Like biting into one? I love raw onion, but not like that.
I don't need my mouth getting me charged with assault.
I don't need my mouth getting me charged with assault.
Oh yeah, like white or vidalia, kids would eat them like apples.
Yes there are a lot of better things to do with an onion,
But I feel like a lot of them did it once to show off
And then they just kind of had to keep doing it.
Yes there are a lot of better things to do with an onion,
But I feel like a lot of them did it once to show off
And then they just kind of had to keep doing it.
only once i witnessed someone rawdog a white onion like it was an apple. he pulled it out of my fridge and was like yeah i do this all the time im pretty bad ass and i tried to tell him it was a white onion and not the sweet kind
he barely made it halfway through it; it was a big one... it was a very tough 10 minutes watching him fighting for his life while forcing a teary-eyed smile. the stomach gurgles were hilarious at first but man, between the burps and the... well, he wasn't fun to be around the rest of the night
he barely made it halfway through it; it was a big one... it was a very tough 10 minutes watching him fighting for his life while forcing a teary-eyed smile. the stomach gurgles were hilarious at first but man, between the burps and the... well, he wasn't fun to be around the rest of the night
i was thinking that watching him suffer a little bit would offset the fact he fucking wasted a perfectly good white onion out of my fridge just to try and show off but it didnt
whatever. theyre cheap enough i guess
whatever. theyre cheap enough i guess
It was your onion?
And you just stood there?
Like an onion??
And you just stood there?
Like an onion??
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ask ely about the new Instagram chads that go on planes and rawdog onions and eggs and document the disgust of their neighbors
oh man, he went mainstream?
Why in the dusty fuck would I do that.ask ely about the new Instagram chads that go on planes and rawdog onions and eggs and document the disgust of their neighbors
Do you know how hard they can swing.
The dudes who talk about like no screens no headphones no games no nothing as they fly nonstop from LAX to O'Hare, though?
I'm like, I don't want to hear anything you have to say, but you sure sound like you want to keep talking so let 'er rip.
I'm like, I don't want to hear anything you have to say, but you sure sound like you want to keep talking so let 'er rip.
i only like that stupid cultural moment because of that one haunting image I'll remember on my death bed
It's so good, like you don't want to read Clive Cussler or a French Indian war history with those stupid maps of troop movements? Come on. Did you know evolutionary biologist Stephen Jay Gould has a collection of essays on the history of baseball? Don't act like you can't hear me.
i do that at work tho, it nbd
Yeah your wife said stop pretending to leave for your job, she already knows because the insurance lapsed.
tbf
he do say only map
there are rules child
he do say only map
there are rules child
I accidentally raw dogged my flight from Seattle to Detroit and I thought I was gonna die.
I think it was like four hours.
I think it was like four hours.
are you suren't
Actually, no. Pretty sure I did dain't first step on the ground.
All I hear when I see that cut is
You Wot?
You Wot?
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