actually maybe resent is the correct feeling.

When I was younger the Skate Depot had no business before 11am so they opened it up to host a roller hockey league at like 5am. There was this kid who would fall out of his mom's Ford Windstar, pound a 16oz Jolt Cola, then hold up his three hockey sticks and scream "LET'S GET IT, BOYS! WOOOOOO!" His only injuries were self-inflicted. Why did he have three hockey sticks. These things are all related.

Jolt was not good.

I firmly believe that it was a quasi placebo to make kids think it was powerful because why else would it be this awful.

sanka said:

My microwave broke. So that's something.

If you replace it, make sure to get a Panasonic
or other one that's inverter-based instead of transformer-based.
Running at half or less power on an inverter-based microwave
allows you to reheat stuff without the usual texture changes.

Invert my dick lol

Jolt Cola ad said:

All the Sugar, and Twice the Caffeine!

We keep our microwave on top of the fridge.
I hate appliances but Ely is like "I'm Midwestern" or whatever so it's a struggle.
You think counter space grows on trees?
We have like six things up there and I don't know anything except the Zojirushi and the microwave (which is only there for movie night).
I think there's a food processor and an air fryer (CIA opp) and a pot with too many buttons that asks me questions (also CIA) and something looks like a large kettle that I refuse to plug in.
The microwave pisses me off because the buttons look straightforward but then they're like "I know you better than you know yourself" can I just press three without you telling me "YOU WANT POPCORN" no motherfucker just let me tell you a number.
The Zojirushi's fine. Is it plugged in? It's on. Is the light red or orange? One means it's cooking and the other means it's ready. Are you done? Unplug it.
Mine has a steam tray for like broccoli or spinach or dumplings but I think it's too extravagant so I keep it in the tray beneath the oven. You think I think rice cooks at the same time as dark greens? You calling me stupid?
Great. All worked up so I have to go buy Depression glass about it.

I ain’t reading all that

Yeah, but you did.

how do you know if someone has an air fryer?

Their tater tots suck.

My mom stuck me with her old small air fryer after I told her I didn't want it.
Ain't using it even if I feel like it.

They make great tots.

I don't even like tots. We never have tots. But 4 sum rsn my wife is making tots tonight. In the air fryer. I'll eat them even though I'm not 5.

My coworker Jill raved about her air fryer.
From what I recall, it
- used less oil
- easy to program
- versatile
I just said "Fun!" but it just sounded like she's a lazy cook.

Sorry, she has two kids and a husband who travels, I'm sure I love that for her.

Less oil than what?

It's just a small convection oven.

Less oil than what?

idk, an inch in a skillet?
I couldn't get an answer from her.
She was just like, "I don't know, lesss"
Also she sent her daughters to some Montessori/Waldorf type school.
And she made biannual trips to Disneyland.
And she wore bows and shaved her eyebrows so she could draw them on higher because it made her look like Minnie.
I feel like the air fryer might have been a bad leadoff.

It is fun to ask probing questions that reveal a morass.

Oil what? Who do put oil in fryer? Who do put?

a LOT less

if u make bomb ass tots in a air fryer just go ahead and put ketchup on those bad boys because if ur gonna be 5 be 5 to the max

fear7trembling said:

It straight up came from women working in factories to cope with the heat, during that whole war where the British were fighting Nazis.

But sure go on with that.

I am. Because that’s who wears it now.

Nazis always wear Levi’s these days so fuck a plant.

Thanks anal douche!

Kinda had enough of hearing people say, "Run the camera back."

My daughter texts me when she's pooping.

Hahaha

My dad called a bit ago, asked me what was up.
Told him about my release next month and my song in the Croatian ballet thing.
He's like, "Ballet, huh? They always dance on their toes. Why don't they just get taller dancers?"
I'm like MF...

It would solve the toe problem. They could just wear regular shoes too.

Stiletto ballet. Better than Stiletto nails.

That's some karl pilkington logic right there.

L Q said:

fear7trembling said:

It straight up came from women working in factories to cope with the heat, during that whole war where the British were fighting Nazis.

But sure go on with that.

I am. Because that’s who wears it now.

The skins I've seen here in the midwest usually wore Grinders with red laces. Now they probably wear the boots that ICE issued to them upon hire.

Also no offense but I don't trust anything you say about footwear after we all had to convince you not to buy those grandma sandals

This is the best conversation.

HAHAHHA.
I did hair for over 20 years. Chelsea=nazi/skinheads.

Paying off my student loans this morning!!!

Nice.

Whoever is wearing that haircut and for whatever reason, it's hideous.

Oh, it was utilitarian in the past? Fine. It can stay in the past. There's nothing wrong with that. You don't need to revive it on your head. We have museums.

Why does cmtz think y'all are talking about shoes

bunch of facists running around in suede chelsea boots

I mean there are also SHARPs so like. I support rabbs' lawnmower cut.

Anyway if he has a mohawk with it it's not even the same thing but he should wear chelsea boots too

And have the number 88 patch on his jacket!!

Porkchop setting up a chair with her clippers at a skrewdriver show wondering why everyone is so racist.

I am at the airport and just listened to a dude drone on about stock symbols for 15 minutes and end it with "Tell the kids I said hi. Love you mom"

BBC isn't a stock

Lololol I thought we were talking about Chelsea boots.
Anyway the Chelsea haircut is fucking hideous either way

That makes it even funnier.

whoa.
Not what I thought AT ALL