If u want to carry a bunch of wal mart sacks or tablecloths around with you to poop in, go ahead. It sounds pretty inconvenient, though! Plus you'll still have to wipe u r butt!
RTT
Bamboozled said:
Id like to go back to 'pooping on coffee filter' if I may
Such a small bullseye makes the act a stressful one
Why not a table cloth for ease of use I have explosive diarrhea
You ever Cologuarded?
if the universe is truly infinite, it means that somewhere out there is an earth that is completely identical to ours down to the atom except they have an actor named gel mibson and that thought helps me sleep at night
-21F out. Car was not happy.
get them cold cranking amps
The dots pretzels that are honey mustard aren't very good.
I never bought them because they sound sweet.
Yesterday I bought 2 big Costco bags of Dot's - original and garlic parmesan.
Yesterday I bought 2 big Costco bags of Dot's - original and garlic parmesan.
My humble opinion; too many things are called pretzels.
Small crispy things.
Giant soft ones at baseball games.
How the fuck you telling me those are the same things?
Small crispy things.
Giant soft ones at baseball games.
How the fuck you telling me those are the same things?
Mans has probably never even seen a dog before SMDH.
Just went out to the parking lot to put this week's dirty gym clothes in my car and my trunk was open. Not just popped, wide open. The doors were locked. Nothing was missing. Weird.
all ur junk still there
I got one of them fancy tech cars where I press and hold a button on my keychain and the trunk pops open. Maybe a "butt-dial" situation?
Yeah, not really much worth taking. One of those battery jump starters, a tiny air compressor that plugs into the cigarette lighter outlet, my daughter's baseball bat, my bowling shoes, about a hundred jogs of piss...
I better not find a goddamn golf ball in there.
I better not find a goddamn golf ball in there.
can a brother borrow a jog
sanka said:
-46 windchill coming out of the gym this morning. Felt pretty great, but also cold AF.
It was -30 when I went out last night to close up the barn and fill hay feeders. -49 with windchill so sez the internets so now I know what that feels like. -20 now. Dumbass bar owner wants to keep normal hours today.
I'm not close to the parking lot and I keep my keys in my front pocket, but I guess I could have dick poked the fob first thing in the morning and then the wind blew the trunk wide open. We've had some strong gusts.
Enough with the wind already!
Enough with the wind already!
Getting calls from friends with furnace issues.
Like yeah, buds, it's -20. Your furnace is he struggle mad.
Like yeah, buds, it's -20. Your furnace is he struggle mad.
my furnace has been so cold lately
and never wants to talk
and never wants to talk
cosigning the petition to enough with the wind
if the wind come here and do he blow thing i will punch the wind
enough already!
enough already!
We've got 5 degrees and I guess it uhpposedly feels like -14.
Wow look at Mr. Bahamas over here.
I'm fixin' to put on my Carhartt hoodie.
Today is my wife's birthday.
A beer, apparently. She went out with a work friend.
But yeah I think she probably always wants a cookie.
But yeah I think she probably always wants a cookie.
Oh man, I've still got all these girl scout cookems.
Guess I'll just eat all of 'em.
Guess I'll just eat all of 'em.
I accidentally tapped Venmo on my phone and there was about $35 there from some Facebook class action thing.
I don't remember signing up for that at all. I'll take it.
I don't remember signing up for that at all. I'll take it.
Just got back from the strike. Turnout was incredible despite the sub zero temps!
More than one person was like "finally I can dust off my REAL winter gear!"
I tried the ol' plastic bags between socks and rubber gloves under winter gloves and my extremities were T O A S T Y
More than one person was like "finally I can dust off my REAL winter gear!"
I tried the ol' plastic bags between socks and rubber gloves under winter gloves and my extremities were T O A S T Y
Just saw some video of it. Incredible turnout.
Yeah I saw a pic earlier. Looked awesome.
Good job cmtz
Amazing stuff
Amazing stuff
The ice dick is here jizzin all over the place.
Oh good, it's just a snow dick now.
Oh, I guess it says -31. Didn't notice any wind, but I guess when it's this cold anything makes it worse pretty quick.
ICE just murdered another person in Minneapolis 15 minutes ago.
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