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From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2301
Date: 01/22/26 @ 11:11 AM

Trees are older than Saturn's rings.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2302
Date: 01/22/26 @ 11:12 AM

The oceans are older than the Sun.

From: Redboxer #2303
Date: 01/22/26 @ 11:42 AM

I'm going for get a bagel. I believe bagels are younger than the sun.

From: sanka #2304
Date: 01/22/26 @ 12:30 PM

Man, it looks like the south and NE are gonna get real fucked on this weekend. We're just supposed to be cold as shit.

From: Redboxer #2305
Date: 01/22/26 @ 12:47 PM

Yeah we're gonna get a real good dumper this weekend. Really hoping its just snow, not snow and ice.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2306
Date: 01/22/26 @ 12:58 PM

Last I checked, we're in the snow, but just north of the snow/ice border.
That ice can keep flying south as far as I'm concerned.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2307
Date: 01/22/26 @ 1:04 PM

Well it's all very confusing as there are over 9000 different maps to look at, but it looks like maybe we're in the ice belt now. Fuck.
I should buy an extra propane tank today. I hope it's not all sold out.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2308
Date: 01/22/26 @ 1:04 PM

I don't want to get fucked on by the ice dick.

From: Ransome #2309
Date: 01/22/26 @ 1:15 PM

ice always dicking down blue cities

From: Nutmeggm - mostly, probably not an alias. #2310
Date: 01/22/26 @ 3:01 PM

We've got .1" of snow this Winter so far in Salt Lake.
But our legislators are more worried about renaming a street for Charlie Kirk and taking back their power than worrying about water.

From: Ransome #2311
Date: 01/22/26 @ 3:26 PM

Dang really makes you think

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #2312
Date: 01/22/26 @ 3:40 PM

yum yum AI everything please

From: slimwhitem #2313
Date: 01/22/26 @ 3:55 PM

if we get snow i will punch the snow

it has been warned. it will dont if it knows whats good for it

From: Redboxer #2314
Date: 01/22/26 @ 3:59 PM

Oh shit.

From: Rob #2315
Date: 01/22/26 @ 4:25 PM

put the slop in my trough

From: cmtz #2316
Date: 01/22/26 @ 5:07 PM

Whenever the wind picks up, something on my house makes a sound like a bleating lamb.

From: Ransome #2317
Date: 01/22/26 @ 5:08 PM

probably a lamb that is otherwise not bleating

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #2318
Date: 01/22/26 @ 5:09 PM

oh shi....
i just realized what they meant by bleating heart libs all this time

From: L Q #2319
Date: 01/22/26 @ 5:43 PM

I need a travel buddy. But every time I seem to get one, something gets in the way. Like kids, housing repairs, spouses.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2320
Date: 01/22/26 @ 5:52 PM

Don't worry, everyone. I got propane and tons of beer.

From: Redboxer #2321
Date: 01/22/26 @ 6:01 PM

There is some... Asshole in my spare office that i use for napping.

From: Rob #2322
Date: 01/22/26 @ 8:00 PM

have the lambs stopped screaming

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2323
Date: 01/22/26 @ 8:00 PM

Don't worry, everyone. I got propane and tons of beer.

I fuckin' knew it.

From: cmtz #2324
Date: 01/22/26 @ 8:57 PM

The lamb is still screaming.
WTF is it?!

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2325
Date: 01/22/26 @ 11:59 PM

Can someone do a wellness check on Metzy.

From: cmtz #2326
Date: 01/23/26 @ 12:35 AM

I figured out what it was finally.
It was the wind blowing across the window screen and like vibrating it in the frame.
Super weird.

From: cmtz #2327
Date: 01/23/26 @ 12:35 AM

pls still check on me tho

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2328
Date: 01/23/26 @ 12:48 AM

You gotcha.

From: slimwhitem #2329
Date: 01/23/26 @ 2:39 AM

im not a nickelback mega fan, and they were definitely extremely overplayed, but i do not understand hate nickelback meme

i dont really care either, its whatever

all that to say, a nb song reminded me of the band fuel. i liked fuel. whatever happened to fuel

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #2330
Date: 01/23/26 @ 2:42 AM

they turned into a Metallica song

From: Bamboozled - Babe #2331
Date: 01/23/26 @ 2:56 AM

Look at this photograph

From: haze - up the back stairs #2332
Date: 01/23/26 @ 3:19 AM

Shooo-wee just talked to my mom on the phone for an hour and a half nature's been calling for like 30 minutes I'm not gonna make it to the OH GODDAMMIT

From: Bamboozled - Babe #2333
Date: 01/23/26 @ 3:20 AM

You can't peepee whilst on with your mom?

From: haze - up the back stairs #2334
Date: 01/23/26 @ 3:21 AM

I have ISSUES.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #2335
Date: 01/23/26 @ 3:21 AM

Hmm that didn't grammer right

From: haze - up the back stairs #2336
Date: 01/23/26 @ 3:23 AM

No you ain't doing this.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2337
Date: 01/23/26 @ 4:26 AM

I could make a lot of money off this idea, but I'm going to toss it right into the public domain because I care about the people.
Carry some coffee filters with you at all times. When you need to poop, instead of frantically trying to find a toilet,
pull out a filter and crap in it. Toss it wherever you like. Bonus: you don't have to wipe your ass.

From: haze - up the back stairs #2338
Date: 01/23/26 @ 4:42 AM

I dain't know a coffee filter big enough to co-tain my dump's.

From: phapster #2339
Date: 01/23/26 @ 4:45 AM

poop into an aeropress

From: haze - up the back stairs #2340
Date: 01/23/26 @ 5:20 AM

Ohhh wow. Great idea.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #2341
Date: 01/23/26 @ 5:58 AM

Space Cat said:

I could make a lot of money off this idea, but I'm going to toss it right into the public domain because I care about the people.
Carry some coffee filters with you at all times. When you need to poop, instead of frantically trying to find a toilet,
pull out a filter and crap in it. Toss it wherever you like. Bonus: you don't have to wipe your ass.

This man has never made coffee in his life.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #2342
Date: 01/23/26 @ 6:11 AM

What in the fuck is wrong with you and your children.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #2343
Date: 01/23/26 @ 6:17 AM

never talk to me or me son again

From: slimwhitem #2344
Date: 01/23/26 @ 7:09 AM

im just playing devils avocado here but:

coffee filters = $$
fist full of walmart sacks you can fish out of the entryway trash can = free

great idea, just trying to tighten the belt where i can

From: haze - up the back stairs #2345
Date: 01/23/26 @ 7:42 AM

Man, I'm way too h*gh for this bullshit.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #2346
Date: 01/23/26 @ 8:09 AM

chobbler said:

Two days ago someone rammed down the stop sign/street sign at the end of my block,
so yesterday I went out and bent it back into place and welded it back together shittily
as my part of the city has a lot of bad drivers and a downed stop sign could be deadly.
I called it in to 311 after fixing it.

Today a city worker showed up and just slightly rotated it
so that the stop sign was more in line with the street.

This pic is after I fixed it, but before they adjusted it.
You can see the scrap I patched in at the base.

the anarchists have started
welding stop signs and posting garbage
to prove we don't need governments to do these things

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #2347
Date: 01/23/26 @ 8:12 AM

update it still cold af
working on knitfelted dog mittens for Lilith

From: Bamboozled - Babe #2348
Date: 01/23/26 @ 10:26 AM

Id like to go back to 'pooping on coffee filter' if I may
Such a small bullseye makes the act a stressful one
Why not a table cloth for ease of use I have explosive diarrhea

From: Bamboozled - Babe #2349
Date: 01/23/26 @ 10:27 AM

Also stay safe everyone

From: sanka #2350
Date: 01/23/26 @ 12:18 PM

-46 windchill coming out of the gym this morning. Felt pretty great, but also cold AF.