SLOR'M

From: haze - up the back stairs #2251
Date: 01/20/26 @ 9:16 PM

I don't think I'll stay up until 5am again tonight.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #2252
Date: 01/20/26 @ 9:20 PM

am
night

jesus

From: haze - up the back stairs #2253
Date: 01/20/26 @ 9:36 PM

I mean. Fine.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2254
Date: 01/20/26 @ 11:03 PM

Have you guys heard the latest Arby's menu hack?

From: haze - up the back stairs #2255
Date: 01/20/26 @ 11:12 PM

Do tell!

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2256
Date: 01/20/26 @ 11:26 PM

Ask for a ham & swiss melt, but request the cheese not be melted!

From: slimwhitem #2257
Date: 01/20/26 @ 11:37 PM

be careful not to ask for a ham melt & swiss!

From: haze - up the back stairs #2258
Date: 01/20/26 @ 11:45 PM

I am so cornfused.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2259
Date: 01/20/26 @ 11:58 PM

Don't listen to slim, that's not a hack. It's just something dumb he did one or more times.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #2260
Date: 01/21/26 @ 12:11 AM

I got a text from the pharmacy that my dad's meds are ready to be picked up.
They close in an hour and normally I'd go... but it's 19 degrees outside.
I think it can wait till tomorrow when it's above freezing.

From: ghoast #2261
Date: 01/21/26 @ 12:23 AM

RESIGN. YOUR. TAGLINE. Sir

From: slimwhitem #2262
Date: 01/21/26 @ 1:46 AM

you’re one to talk! one time you ordered a hot dog from a wiener stand!

From: haze - up the back stairs #2263
Date: 01/21/26 @ 2:15 AM

Who does that?

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2264
Date: 01/21/26 @ 3:22 AM

It was one of those hot dog stands shaped like a hot dog and slim tried to eat it and broke all of his teeth and I had to take him to an emergency dentist and now he has dentures and I didn't get my chili dogs.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #2265
Date: 01/21/26 @ 5:05 AM

tryna get at this thot dog

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #2266
Date: 01/21/26 @ 9:15 AM

he don't got that dog in him

From: Bamboozled - Babe #2267
Date: 01/21/26 @ 10:54 AM

Do you put ketchup on your hot dog
I leared recently that In Chicago this is a sin

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2268
Date: 01/21/26 @ 1:36 PM

No, that's gross, and I'm not 5. Back when I watched Reels, though, I'd often watch a guy in his hot dog truck, in PA, I think, and there were way more adults getting ketchup on their dogs than I thought there would, or should, be.
Home Dog LLC. Idk why it was so entertaining to me.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2269
Date: 01/21/26 @ 1:49 PM

That was a good post for trash day, though.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2270
Date: 01/21/26 @ 1:53 PM

Idk if trash is running today because of the holiday, but it's at the curb, waiting patiently.
It's recycling week, too. That bin couldn't be any fuller. I drank a Shiner mix case over the past week,
so all those bottles are in there. Plus all the glass I didn't put in two weeks ago because the bin was too full.
Gonna sound like the damb apokalips.

From: slimwhitem #2271
Date: 01/21/26 @ 2:19 PM

holiday today? squirrel appreciation day?

From: Denkar - Don't panic. #2272
Date: 01/21/26 @ 2:37 PM

Who cares what other people put on their food? People eat all kinds of weird combinations of stuff.

From: Redboxer #2273
Date: 01/21/26 @ 2:48 PM

Its so tired.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2274
Date: 01/21/26 @ 2:53 PM

found the ketchup guy

From: Ransome #2275
Date: 01/21/26 @ 3:19 PM

My wife and I have this fun game where whenever she buys ketchup I throw it out and then she doesn't talk to me for a rest of the day.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #2276
Date: 01/21/26 @ 3:28 PM

Obama is of the opinion that those older than 8 should move on from ketchup

From: slimwhitem #2277
Date: 01/21/26 @ 3:32 PM

my first memory of ketchup was not liking it, so lets leave 5 yos out of it, okay?

especially on fries. i still do not understand why someone would ruin the taste of a fry to use them as a ketchup delivery medium.

like, just squirt the ketchup in your mouth and enjoy your fries later

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #2278
Date: 01/21/26 @ 4:02 PM

what about ketchup on pizza?

From: SASQUATCH - the quietest piggy! #2279
Date: 01/21/26 @ 4:03 PM

that's what Slim thinks Mayo is for

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #2280
Date: 01/21/26 @ 4:55 PM

🤮

From: slimwhitem #2281
Date: 01/21/26 @ 4:57 PM

the only mayo that touches these lips is ranch like god in ten did

From: slimwhitem #2282
Date: 01/21/26 @ 4:59 PM

phapster said:

bite the hot dog shaped hot dog stand you want to bite in life

From: Denkar - Don't panic. #2283
Date: 01/21/26 @ 5:22 PM

I like mayo on fries.

From: Redboxer #2284
Date: 01/21/26 @ 5:39 PM

Malt vinegar mayo is the bomb for fries.

From: cmtz #2285
Date: 01/21/26 @ 5:40 PM

The insufferable coworker keeps talking loudly about how she had to leave her house when it was sub zero wind chill and how much of a personal tragedy it was, like we all didn't have to do that to get to work this week.

From: Ransome #2286
Date: 01/21/26 @ 5:46 PM

if you set yourself on fire you generally get over feeling cold fyi

From: slimwhitem #2287
Date: 01/21/26 @ 6:38 PM

when i butt dial someone it always dials 1 first

bc it always calls long distance

HAHAHHAHHA

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2288
Date: 01/21/26 @ 7:16 PM

when I butt dial someone I have to press 9 to dial out

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #2289
Date: 01/21/26 @ 7:18 PM

my butt uses one of those old timey phones that you need to click click click the little handle to get an operator then it tells the old lady what number to misdial

From: phapster #2290
Date: 01/21/26 @ 7:19 PM

PIHB?

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #2291
Date: 01/21/26 @ 11:50 PM

I'm more of a bart dial sort of guy.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #2292
Date: 01/21/26 @ 11:50 PM

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #2293
Date: 01/22/26 @ 12:15 AM

eat my shorts

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

From: slimwhitem #2294
Date: 01/22/26 @ 1:07 AM

did I do thaaaaaat?

hahahahhahhahhaasshhha

From: haze - up the back stairs #2295
Date: 01/22/26 @ 1:10 AM

Hang on, that's not... HAHAHA

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #2296
Date: 01/22/26 @ 1:11 AM

NOT THE MAMA LOOOOOL

From: haze - up the back stairs #2297
Date: 01/22/26 @ 3:40 AM

How RUDE! HAHAHAHA

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #2298
Date: 01/22/26 @ 7:00 AM

Two days ago someone rammed down the stop sign/street sign at the end of my block,
so yesterday I went out and bent it back into place and welded it back together shittily
as my part of the city has a lot of bad drivers and a downed stop sign could be deadly.
I called it in to 311 after fixing it.

Today a city worker showed up and just slightly rotated it
so that the stop sign was more in line with the street.

This pic is after I fixed it, but before they adjusted it.
You can see the scrap I patched in at the base.

From: haze - up the back stairs #2299
Date: 01/22/26 @ 7:42 AM

Good citizen.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #2300
Date: 01/22/26 @ 9:00 AM

Chobbler: Stop. Hammertime.