This Seahawks game is a beating.
RTT
why way not
Shoo yeah, the San Fran Niners are getting destroyed.
Sorry, rabbs.
Sorry, rabbs.
I signed up to be both an organ and a microplastic donor when I pass away this year.
The way Jake Lang got the Minneapolis water balloon treatment on this sub zero day is giving me a renewed sense of life.
Also weird to see my place if work on the NYT yet again.
Although for much better reasons this time.
The window ledge he was standing on looks into the county sheriff's office and she did not intervene. I love that for him.
Also weird to see my place if work on the NYT yet again.
Although for much better reasons this time.
The window ledge he was standing on looks into the county sheriff's office and she did not intervene. I love that for him.
It was pretty incredible that it went so well in that way.
Like the perfect amount of rejection and physical harassment.
Like the perfect amount of rejection and physical harassment.
haze said:
I signed up to be both an organ and a microplastic donor when I pass away this year.
You had shown me so many organs. Is this the one you will be donating?

As far as the plastics please, do not feel obligated you have already given to too much.
That is a fine organ in much better shape than my own.
I would gladly donate it.
I would gladly donate it.
You can tell it's cold as shit out because the snow is exxxtra squeaky.
Windchill is supposed to be -35 tonight and tomorrow. Hope ICE freezes their dicks off!
We're staying in a little one room cabin that's like 15 feet across.
Any time I stand up to do anything, my kid is like WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
Literally 5 feet over there, dude.
It's really getting old.
Any time I stand up to do anything, my kid is like WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
Literally 5 feet over there, dude.
It's really getting old.
I have to take BLS and ACLS every two years. Just did my BLS in Oct. Signed up for ACLS. It's mostly online now, you do all the modules at home then the next day go in person to show the CPR part. Anyway sat down to do the modules today and my work signed me up for the wrong class.
well hells bells… they signed me up for AC/DC instead!
Does the theme for The Rockford Files ever just pop into your head?
Well, it just happened to me and I am flabber's gasted.
Well, it just happened to me and I am flabber's gasted.
I think that's the friendly ghost.
It absolutely does.Does the theme for The Rockford Files ever just pop into your head?
But it's weird because I remember the opening credits very differently.
I supposed there could have been another father-son detective show with an ugly brown car but I keep searching terms for the few episodes I remember most clearly and coming up empty-handed.
One opening sequence was at a country club and a rich guy was in the sauna when an unseen person turned the dial all the way up and then slid a golf club in the door handles so it wouldn't open and then the detective showed up and said, "Looks like his goose was cooked" I do not know how goose relates to any of that but sure, good one.
In the climax of another episode they discovered that someone had put a poisonous spider in a tennis champions shoes (I think they used a tarantula for visual effect but in real life you'd see that right away and be like oh fuck get out of there) and I'm pretty sure it was his wife or fiancee because she was cheating on him?
In the climax of another episode they discovered that someone had put a poisonous spider in a tennis champions shoes (I think they used a tarantula for visual effect but in real life you'd see that right away and be like oh fuck get out of there) and I'm pretty sure it was his wife or fiancee because she was cheating on him?
If the tarantula was all the way down in the toe you wouldn't see it and that's a perfectly intelligent way to kill an adulterer stop picking everything apart.
I don't think I remember the plot of a single episode at this point.
If we're talking tarantulas, though, Brady Bunch in Hawaii is vivid.
I remember that spider in the shoe one. Or maybe it was some other spider in the shoe thing. But I think about it every time I put on my shoes in the garage. I turn them upright and smack the heels against the floor in case there's a tarantula in the toe who's mistaken me for a cheater.
lol u can't even run that fast
dumass spider
dumass spider
Cold as shit out there this morning boys. Windchill was -31. Hope ICE freezes their dicks off again.
-8, ~feels like~ -27, nice dick freezing weather
52F.
That's annoying; I don't know how to complain about that.
That's annoying; I don't know how to complain about that.
I'm not complaining. I hope everyone's dick freezes off. 52 ain't gonna do nothing to no dicks. That's rookie numbers.
be the dick destruction you wish to see in the world
throw them dicks off the golden gate bridge
some people just want to watch the world dick
I just want to flick a dick.
oof
Ooof, you touched my tra-la-la
It does not need to be under 20 degrees outside.
It just doesn't. I want my money back.
It just doesn't. I want my money back.
It's supposed to get really cold next weekend. I'm not participating.
its supposed to snow here soon
i am protesting ice
i am protesting ice
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