Guy got really mad at me at the Holiday Inn breakfast thing. Thought I was cutting in line or something. He was going the wrong way. He yelled at me about it and I was like Dude, you don't even have a plate, the plates are at that end.

dude just walking around with a gravy and biscuit in his hand

Do they have those printed pancakes?

The last hotel breakfast i had was awful.

Space Cat said:

dude just walking around with a gravy and biscuit in his hand

Already finishing up my job for today. Wonder if the hotel will let me check in at 10am.

hey man we don't need AI slop horseshit in here thanks

Space Cat said:

dude just walking around with a gravy and biscuit in his hand

Is a hand a container?

me walking into cinemark on mlk day to see the new avatar

I checked into my hotel super early. Was going to go see a movie, but none of the theaters even open until 4pm. Welp.

Are you still in Wisconsin? The bars will be open, you can count on that.

Maybe the peep shows are open

I got hella sick right before Christmas. Finally started feeling better after like 2 weeks, but this sinus thing held on. Feels like water in my head every time I bend over or anything.

Well now apparently thats all draining out down the back of my throat, and it tastes fucking awful.

I got sick the day before my break started and stayed sick all through break, save for one day when I thought I was better, which was a lie. Mostly cleared up just in time to return to work but I have some sinus stuff hanging on too fuck off already.

same. the strangest thing about this bout was after the sinus pain/headaches left, my sinuses started draining gross yellow water.

kind of like after surfing, if you bend over, seawater would usually drip/pour out of your nose.
but grosser
never had that happen after being sick.

im still blowing gross nose juice in week 3

me watching the little cinemark dude finger popcorn into my star wars fleshlight

extra butter please

Damb all you sickies. I had a week of being tired and blowing my nose.

Whatever this sickness is, flu or whatever, everyone's got it. I knew I was in trouble when my son got sick. He gets sick maybe once a year, if that. Never catches anything, never gets sick. If he says he's sick, that's time to pray and prepare to meet your maker.

On the 18th he got sick and stayed home with a 103 fever.

I'm just getting over it now.

Theaters not opening until 4pm would've ruined my childhood.
Of course, that's back when a kid could go watch an early matinee alone and not get took.

soda pop and candy bars were a nickel

I was thinking about free range kids the other day. My parents could not have cared less where I was or what I did. We were really feral lol.

No one gave a single shit about kids in the 80's. No one even noticed lol.

I probably almost died about twenty times.

My brother and I went to see the Flintstones matinee like 30 times that summer because it was like $1.50 to get in and the theater had air conditioning. Same summer as the Chicago heatwave.

The 1980s summer.

there hasnt been another heatwave in 40 years

Find a chicken, pick it up, all day long you'll have good cluck.

Chickens poop nearly 50 times every day.
Your sleeve will be guano'D.

It's fine, I poop the same amount.

speaking of everyone being sick, when i was at the grocery store last week some lady was standing in front of the row of 'gravity bins' getting some almonds or mixed nuts or cashews and i was going to get some as well but she was literally there holding the bag with one hand pulling the lever with the other and the entire time just coughing horrendously over everything in front of her no attempt to turn away cough into arm anything like that no mask
she looked like she was having a bad day could be just allergy or dry throat where you start coughing for a while
anyway i decided no need for almonds at that time
but today i did get almonds from the same place so hopefully that's not an issue a week later; like she had coughed all over the cylinder wherein to hold the almonds and the handle wherewith to drop them into a bag, but the actual almonds should be protected, and also i would hope it's different almonds by this point

omg im already song swamped y u do this 2 me

japanface said:

she had coughed all over the cylinder wherein to hold the almonds and the handle wherewith

Look at this MF.

erstwhile, at hazels apartment

emergency rooms were invented by Earl Room when he decided people weren’t waiting long enough

The strangest and most annoying thing happened last night. I was watching a movie and my ear buds were lagging, so I decided to restart my computer. The password to sign in that I have been using for 5 years and have written down in my phone just in case suddenly didn't work and the computer locked me out. I called apple and they helped me, but I wound up logged in as a different user. I gave up because it was frustrating.
This morning I called them back and they helped me get back in. BUT I was locked out of excel and other various accounts. WTF

In other news, I just paid off one of our cars yesterday!

Karma is balancing

Hell yeah, pay shit off. I kind of want my wife to get a new car before her Sonata with the shit engine shits the bed, but it's paid off, and she doesn't want a new car, and my car is paid off, and the house is paid off, and it's real nice being debt free, so I'm not pushing it.

have you thought about investing your debt money i hear it's smrt

coughing horrendously over everything

Last time I was in the Wal-Mart's I saw an employee stocking something, the freshly-made sandwiches, I think, and he was coughing all over them.

I wish I knew more about investing. I play it safe.

i watched the person at the sad Albertsons seafood counter hacking all inside the thing and shuffling dead crustaceans and fish around while i waited at the pharmacy for a vax

see what you want to do is invest while the .1% are luring everyone into a false sense of security but the trick is to sell everything right before they manipulate the market and steal our money

question about privacy fences. i know what the posts are, but what do you call the flat up and down bits that actually block the view? the privates?

headed to lowes and need to know what to ask for

just ask to see their privates?

Space Cat said:

Hell yeah, pay shit off. I kind of want my wife to get a new car before her Sonata with the shit engine shits the bed, but it's paid off, and she doesn't want a new car, and my car is paid off, and the house is paid off, and it's real nice being debt free, so I'm not pushing it.

We’ve been slowly paying everything off.
I’m hoping to retire at 55!

We're driving 10 year old toyotas with no car payments and I finally feel like we're making some progress financially.
Just gotta get the kid to start kindergarten this fall and then we'll have like a whole second mortgage's worth of spare money each month.

I'm at a pain management clinic for my neck pain from my accident last June.
I'm a lil nervous.

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bridbran said:

I'm so sick. Not like totally sick bruh like normal but lungs rattling. This is it, lads

I've been sick since before Christmas. Whatever this shit is its nasty. I'm going to the Dr's tomorrow because it's now a sinus infection.
I hope you feel better soon. Give my lil gbaby a hug.

It really is. Your virtual gbaby was sick the whole time off school, starting crimmis day, poor critter little one chitlim. I'm finally on the mend I think. Lots of hot tea and started trying elecampane tincture I made in the fall as an expectorant. Maybe coincidental but hacking up green lung butter and being able to take a full clear breath was #amazeballs. Hope doctor has something good for you.

pay off my d blake

Snaka where u at

Adhd tip of day: hitch task initiation to peeing and drink lots of fluids. Can only avoidance peepee dance for so long