SLOR'M

From: Spanky #1701
Date: 01/04/26 @ 5:03 PM

Rob said:

Use a portal gun to f yourself in the a

Thank you for this. I'm going to tell people this in real life. <3

From: Ransome #1702
Date: 01/04/26 @ 5:08 PM

time for valentines day

From: Monkopotamus #1703
Date: 01/04/26 @ 5:19 PM

you can't use portal gun for that
when hips go toward one portal, they move away from the other
you could s your own d tho
or rj your bh
but no matter the case, you gotta start with a self massage cause you had a long day and get sexier from there

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #1704
Date: 01/04/26 @ 6:15 PM

I'm so sick. Not like totally sick bruh like normal but lungs rattling. This is it, lads

From: slimwhitem #1705
Date: 01/04/26 @ 6:33 PM

dibs on the chicken pump

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #1706
Date: 01/04/26 @ 6:33 PM

My backstairs shittemup i leave to slimwh

From: sanka #1707
Date: 01/04/26 @ 6:49 PM

My son and I just got over that sickness. Took almost 2 weeks.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1708
Date: 01/04/26 @ 6:51 PM

finally over it here too
2 weeks house arrest over
saw hannibal buress last night to jiggle the belly a lil bit in celebration

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1709
Date: 01/04/26 @ 6:52 PM

I like that man.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1710
Date: 01/04/26 @ 7:00 PM

I made a curry that's so good it just straight up kills you.

From: Ransome #1711
Date: 01/04/26 @ 7:02 PM

Yo can I curry your flavor

From: Rob #1712
Date: 01/04/26 @ 7:17 PM

one day killing curry
the curry that kills you for a day
curry supplies one day killing

From: haze - up the back stairs #1713
Date: 01/04/26 @ 10:06 PM

I find I don't so much enjoy curry from times to times.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #1714
Date: 01/05/26 @ 12:13 AM

Kill me, put a curry in my head

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1715
Date: 01/05/26 @ 12:19 AM

curry can mean anything you want it to mean

From: haze - up the back stairs #1716
Date: 01/05/26 @ 12:25 AM

I don't know how I avoided curry in London both times. It's everywhere.
Pissed that I missed out on doner kebabs like a dum dum.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1717
Date: 01/05/26 @ 12:29 AM

From: haze - up the back stairs #1718
Date: 01/05/26 @ 12:32 AM

What is this common $40 thing?

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1719
Date: 01/05/26 @ 12:43 AM

It's curry if you want it to be.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1720
Date: 01/05/26 @ 1:11 AM

Please stop wasting your Posting Points.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1721
Date: 01/05/26 @ 1:54 AM

okay curry

From: Ransome #1722
Date: 01/05/26 @ 2:52 AM

Steph curry ate curry his wedding night

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1723
Date: 01/05/26 @ 3:00 AM

stop attempting to curry flavor

From: phapster #1724
Date: 01/05/26 @ 3:16 AM

don't curry
be happy

From: cmtz #1725
Date: 01/05/26 @ 10:21 AM

eat curry,
be happy

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1726
Date: 01/05/26 @ 7:50 PM

Cinemark Bring Your Own Bucket
Ready to celebrate National Popcorn Day? We got you. BYOBucket into theatres 1/18 and 1/19 and we’ll fill it up with regular popcorn or kettle corn (available in select locations) for just $5! 🍿

Get creative with it— any container can be a bucket, including a Lowe’s 5-gallon blue bucket.

This somehow seems disrespectful to MLK Jr.

From: sanka #1727
Date: 01/05/26 @ 7:55 PM

Checked in at my hotel in WI. They have video poker in the lobby of the damb Holiday Inn.

From: sanka #1728
Date: 01/05/26 @ 8:11 PM

But the nearby bar has 20oz craft beer pours for $4. God bless Wisconsin.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1729
Date: 01/05/26 @ 8:25 PM

Get creative with it— any container can be a bucket

No way can this go wrong.

From: ghoast #1730
Date: 01/05/26 @ 8:26 PM

Like, what if I brought a very very very very small black hole?

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1731
Date: 01/05/26 @ 8:34 PM

I'm a container. Can I be a bucket?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1732
Date: 01/05/26 @ 8:37 PM

ur a cumdumpster so
I'll allow it

From: slimwhitem #1733
Date: 01/05/26 @ 8:56 PM

wow

From: sanka #1734
Date: 01/05/26 @ 9:00 PM

This bar has attached indoor volleyball courts. Wtf? Yeah, I know. Also apparently the high school uses them. So I was sitting here dranksin and eating a burg an like 20 high schoolers came in eating fries and ice cream. I thought I was in an episode of Always Sunny. Wtf.

From: Ransome #1735
Date: 01/05/26 @ 9:30 PM

The Gang Shows a Cautionary Tale

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1736
Date: 01/06/26 @ 1:59 AM

I'm not a dumpster.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1737
Date: 01/06/26 @ 2:01 AM

cum blue bin

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1738
Date: 01/06/26 @ 2:01 AM

which reminds me
gotta put all the bins out tonight for the One True Pickup
tomorrow

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1739
Date: 01/06/26 @ 2:05 AM

lmao dealing with trash on a monday

From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #1740
Date: 01/06/26 @ 2:25 AM

bridbran said:

I'm so sick. Not like totally sick bruh like normal but lungs rattling. This is it, lads

I've been sick since before Christmas. Whatever this shit is its nasty. I'm going to the Dr's tomorrow because it's now a sinus infection.
I hope you feel better soon. Give my lil gbaby a hug.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1741
Date: 01/06/26 @ 2:41 AM

i had the same through the holiday break.
it suhhhucked.
get_better

From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #1742
Date: 01/06/26 @ 4:02 AM

Tank u.

From: haze - up the back stairs #1743
Date: 01/06/26 @ 4:53 AM

Help I can't stop doing Tai Chi.

From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #1744
Date: 01/06/26 @ 5:05 AM

You must immediately start pilates, it's the only cure. Hurry!

From: slimwhitem #1745
Date: 01/06/26 @ 5:49 AM

one or two a day is fine, just go with the low cal sweeteners where possible

From: haze - up the back stairs #1746
Date: 01/06/26 @ 6:33 AM

I enable Ad Block on YT. Fine for a while, then they GET me.
Turnt it off and I have to sit through AI slop ads that don't even talk right.
Get ready, Calgon.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1747
Date: 01/06/26 @ 7:03 AM

5 minutes of tai chi everyday can help

From: haze - up the back stairs #1748
Date: 01/06/26 @ 7:34 AM

Accidentally did pad thai.

From: Redboxer #1749
Date: 01/06/26 @ 11:33 AM

Look at all these lovely people.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1750
Date: 01/06/26 @ 12:11 PM

pilates

Accidentally did pirates.