SLOR'M

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1651
Date: 01/02/26 @ 12:12 AM

every. fkn. time. i see The Godfather (pt 1) listed on a streaming site or whatever
i think its a parody film with dom deluise holding a roasted turkey

its starting to feel medical.

From: haze - up the back stairs #1652
Date: 01/02/26 @ 1:25 AM

Captain Chaos

From: haze - up the back stairs #1653
Date: 01/02/26 @ 6:41 AM

I made an egg salad sandwich with the bread in the middle and the egg salad on the outside.
Boy was it messy. I'm talking about "Cleanup on aisles 7, 8, 9 and 10!"
Haha, know what I mean? I'll never be able to live this down now that everyone knows about it.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1654
Date: 01/02/26 @ 7:30 AM

here we go

From: Monkopotamus #1655
Date: 01/02/26 @ 9:10 AM

I imagine this stands for Pretty Massive Ice, given the cloud to icicle ratio.
I don't want cloud sized icicles crashing into my town.

From: haze - up the back stairs #1656
Date: 01/02/26 @ 9:18 AM

Errbody gonna be a widow.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1657
Date: 01/02/26 @ 4:50 PM

whanever I find someone's chapstick laying around I run it through my asscrack

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1658
Date: 01/02/26 @ 4:51 PM

also any chap's dick

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1659
Date: 01/02/26 @ 4:54 PM

u wish

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1660
Date: 01/02/26 @ 4:55 PM

:8(

From: slimwhitem #1661
Date: 01/02/26 @ 7:26 PM

any good recommendations on cordless chicken pumps? prefer something in the 10-15 cp (chicken power) range.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1662
Date: 01/02/26 @ 7:29 PM

go with a bokboksch or a milcockie

From: slimwhitem #1663
Date: 01/02/26 @ 7:31 PM

did you have problems with black+pecker? those are on sale

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1664
Date: 01/02/26 @ 7:37 PM

yeah they're made really cheep cheep

From: slimwhitem #1665
Date: 01/02/26 @ 7:39 PM

good to know, thanks

ill wait and save up a little more scratch

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1666
Date: 01/02/26 @ 9:19 PM

Did you know there's nothing in North Dakota.
I mean nothing. Absolutely nothing.
There's nothing there.

From: Ransome #1667
Date: 01/02/26 @ 9:28 PM

If you went back in time would you suck your own dong dong or would you be afraid of it creating some type of temporal paradox situation?

From: WayGroovy #1668
Date: 01/02/26 @ 10:53 PM

It's simple,

Just go to a true glory hole. Tell yourself that the only person that is allowed to be on the other side is yourself from the future. Then, in the future, when time travel is available, remember when and where to do the needful.

Enyoi.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1669
Date: 01/02/26 @ 10:59 PM

i think coco is from ND so u better watch it u lil shit

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1670
Date: 01/02/26 @ 11:25 PM

She's in Nebraska idiot. There's nothing in North Dakota. Not even dirt or water. Nothing. Pay attn.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1671
Date: 01/02/26 @ 11:27 PM

WG's had the whole going back in time and sucking your own dick paradox worked out for ages.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1672
Date: 01/02/26 @ 11:28 PM

Can't do it in North Dakota though. There's nothing there. Not even a gloryhole booth.

From: slimwhitem #1673
Date: 01/02/26 @ 11:38 PM

[me in a ransome mask] hurr durr it’s me, you, from the future, 7 days from now! give me head now and in a week you’ll get a blowie from yourself!

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1674
Date: 01/03/26 @ 12:13 AM

But aren't gloryholes supposed to be anonymous? I mean, idk but what's the point otherwise.

From: Ransome #1675
Date: 01/03/26 @ 12:25 AM

A lady holds your hands, and then suddenly, there's this huge man blowing you from hole, and then he's gone. Where's that glory?

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1676
Date: 01/03/26 @ 1:17 AM

I had a man from North Dakota show up to the shop today
and he gathered up a bunch of things to bring to North Dakota
presumably to help repopulate it with Objects.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1677
Date: 01/03/26 @ 1:22 AM

No one is from there, it's impossible. That man lied to you and ripped you off and stole your shoes. Look down.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1678
Date: 01/03/26 @ 1:37 AM

don't do it it's a trick he learned in nd

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1679
Date: 01/03/26 @ 1:44 AM

LOOK DOWN

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1680
Date: 01/03/26 @ 1:52 AM

I am not wearing shoes. Uh oh.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1681
Date: 01/03/26 @ 1:53 AM

What am I supposed to do now. Help me.

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1682
Date: 01/03/26 @ 2:07 AM

It's difficult, but there's a path to life-without-shoes
Mostly it involves going to a lot of sock hops.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1683
Date: 01/03/26 @ 2:19 AM

the same kind of beers blook drinks

From: haze - up the back stairs #1684
Date: 01/03/26 @ 3:41 AM

Can't find my poodle skirt.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1685
Date: 01/03/26 @ 4:10 AM

Probably under the crumpet pile.

From: haze - up the back stairs #1686
Date: 01/03/26 @ 4:15 AM

I spilled cheese soda on it.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1687
Date: 01/03/26 @ 4:33 AM

suck it up with a sour punch straw

From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #1688
Date: 01/03/26 @ 5:03 AM

info
She's in Nebraska idiot. There's nothing in North Dakota

THANK YOU!!!!

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1689
Date: 01/03/26 @ 5:08 AM

[tips fedora]
m'lady

From: haze - up the back stairs #1690
Date: 01/03/26 @ 5:31 AM

What in the hell is that post.

From: slimwhitem #1691
Date: 01/03/26 @ 5:34 AM

its nothing, from nd, get over it

From: haze - up the back stairs #1692
Date: 01/03/26 @ 5:48 AM

I disconcur about getting over it.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1693
Date: 01/03/26 @ 6:18 AM

It’s a new kind of post.
Your kids are gonna love it.

From: haze - up the back stairs #1694
Date: 01/03/26 @ 8:28 AM

I'm still wearing my popcorn necklace from Christmas.
Everything in here smells like popcorn.
It's real bad I don't get it.

From: Teharteest #1695
Date: 01/03/26 @ 2:28 PM

There's nothing but popcorn in North Dakota

From: phapster #1696
Date: 01/03/26 @ 7:50 PM

on the other hand, nothing but pooporn in Left Dakota

From: Rob #1697
Date: 01/03/26 @ 10:52 PM

Use a portal gun to f yourself in the a

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1698
Date: 01/04/26 @ 2:53 PM

Happy New Week!

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1699
Date: 01/04/26 @ 4:04 PM

Wake me up when it’s California Time.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1700
Date: 01/04/26 @ 5:01 PM

taking xmas down this morning

it's the least
wonderful time
of the year