SLOR'M

From: cmtz #1601
Date: 12/31/25 @ 11:55 PM

I only eat bloomin onions if I'm drinking boomeritas

From: haze - up the back stairs #1602
Date: 01/01/26 @ 12:28 AM

How in the HELL do I find MY FORUM POSTS!?

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1603
Date: 01/01/26 @ 12:45 AM

Try this MY FORUM POSTS

From: haze - up the back stairs #1604
Date: 01/01/26 @ 12:50 AM

MODS!?

From: Redboxer #1605
Date: 01/01/26 @ 12:57 AM

Can we not?

From: Taste #1606
Date: 01/01/26 @ 1:09 AM

u sombitch

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1607
Date: 01/01/26 @ 1:10 AM

MODS

From: slimwhitem #1608
Date: 01/01/26 @ 1:16 AM

look at that… took him a whole minute to log out of taste and back into bk

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1609
Date: 01/01/26 @ 1:20 AM

shhh its a secrete 🤭

From: slimwhitem #1610
Date: 01/01/26 @ 1:30 AM

it is safe w me ;)

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1611
Date: 01/01/26 @ 4:37 AM

think i might just

From: haze - up the back stairs #1612
Date: 01/01/26 @ 5:02 AM

Whoops, I missed midnight.

From: Redboxer #1613
Date: 01/01/26 @ 5:18 AM

Where is midge's song?

From: Bamboozled - Babe #1614
Date: 01/01/26 @ 5:27 AM

Happy new year! 🥳

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1615
Date: 01/01/26 @ 5:38 AM

Happy new year.

I went to my show and it was fun
and it was a spectacle of youngsters otherwise
so I got out and came home and here I am thank you.

From: WayGroovy #1616
Date: 01/01/26 @ 5:43 AM

Redboxer said:

Where is midge's song?

Discord

From: haze - up the back stairs #1617
Date: 01/01/26 @ 8:38 AM

Talked to friends in Texas while their midnight hit.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1618
Date: 01/01/26 @ 8:51 AM

lol you think Texas exists

From: haze - up the back stairs #1619
Date: 01/01/26 @ 8:56 AM

I been there twicest.

From: haze - up the back stairs #1620
Date: 01/01/26 @ 9:04 AM

Also, a sports-related video I was just watching on YT ended and an ad
started playing and it's this AI girl saying something about her husband
"fucked her so hard" last night for three hours or whatever.
I mean, what is going on.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1621
Date: 01/01/26 @ 9:54 AM

every time i open it to watch anything it's a fucking ai tai chi ad i can't stand yt anymore

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1622
Date: 01/01/26 @ 3:09 PM

I couldn’t do YouTube without ad block.

From: slimwhitem #1623
Date: 01/01/26 @ 3:09 PM

i wish i didn’t know what kalshi was but i do because of the hyper annoying ai ad for it

kalshi tracks it

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1624
Date: 01/01/26 @ 3:23 PM

Can we talk about how everything is gambling now.
WTF happened.

From: slimwhitem #1625
Date: 01/01/26 @ 3:26 PM

just bumps along the way to WEF vision of just doing away with money

From: cmtz #1626
Date: 01/01/26 @ 3:28 PM

Gambling addiction is on the rise.

From: slimwhitem #1627
Date: 01/01/26 @ 3:30 PM

oh i almost forgot

happy birthday, earth! 2026 years old today!

From: Rob #1628
Date: 01/01/26 @ 3:33 PM

Not to mention these prediction markets that definitely aren’t gambling 😉

From: cmtz #1629
Date: 01/01/26 @ 3:34 PM

I had two different types of woodpeckers in my yard AT THE SAME TIME
🥹

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1630
Date: 01/01/26 @ 3:40 PM

I've had wild turkeys in my backyard
turkeys!!

From: cmtz #1631
Date: 01/01/26 @ 3:47 PM

Amazing

From: cmtz #1632
Date: 01/01/26 @ 3:51 PM

My new years resolution is to befriend the neighborhood crows.
One was coming to my birdbath this summer and I would leave fruit out for it, but it stopped coming after it left me a little plastic dove with a broken wing in the birdbath (WHAT DOES IT MEAN?)

From: slimwhitem #1633
Date: 01/01/26 @ 4:26 PM

yeesh, i didn’t think ai would take this tack but it’s 2026 after all

A crow leaving a plastic dove with a broken wing often symbolizes a need for transformation, healing, or addressing a "broken" part of your life (e.g., emotional, spiritual, or relational). It may also represent a message of peace (dove) that is currently hindered or damaged

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1634
Date: 01/01/26 @ 4:33 PM

I think I'd rather rack my nuts on a failed fence jump
than ask AI for the meaning of anything.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1635
Date: 01/01/26 @ 4:34 PM

Slim likes AI because it can't ignore him.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1636
Date: 01/01/26 @ 5:02 PM

chobbler said:

I think I'd rather rack my nuts on a failed fence jump
than ask AI for the meaning of anything.

don't think we don't know you out there asking about frozen poop weapons

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1637
Date: 01/01/26 @ 5:06 PM

u got a mouse in ur pocket

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1638
Date: 01/01/26 @ 5:18 PM

give back my mouse

From: slimwhitem #1639
Date: 01/01/26 @ 5:26 PM

a mouse in the pocket is worth two in ur tush

From: slimwhitem #1640
Date: 01/01/26 @ 5:26 PM

i asked ai for that, btw

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1641
Date: 01/01/26 @ 5:27 PM

Even AI doesn't like you.

From: Redboxer #1642
Date: 01/01/26 @ 5:28 PM

WRACKED NUTS is a pretty good band name

From: phapster #1643
Date: 01/01/26 @ 5:43 PM

Twisted Testicular Torsion

From: cmtz #1644
Date: 01/01/26 @ 5:54 PM

So the 7pm countdown with confetti bomb was a lot of fun. We had sparkling juice in cute crystal glassware. We talked about what resolutions are, and the kid said he wanted to learn how to carve wood in 2026.
He was so jacked on NYE energy that bedtime was a real disaster though.

I then had a nice bubble bath and reflected on all the great things that happened in 2025. Even though it didn't feel like it in the moment, especially with all the awful stuff in the news, I guess 2025 was a pretty good year for us as a family, and I'm very thankful for that.

Train Dreams was heart wrenchingly beautiful.

From: Rob #1645
Date: 01/01/26 @ 8:01 PM

It’s odd hearing people say things like they asked ChatGPT or talked to it about something, it’s not real

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1646
Date: 01/01/26 @ 9:16 PM

It is 69 degrees.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1647
Date: 01/01/26 @ 9:26 PM

n(o)ice

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1648
Date: 01/01/26 @ 9:32 PM

btw happy nude rears everyone

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1649
Date: 01/01/26 @ 11:33 PM

I went to our neghborhoodie last night and I don't know what I was expecting but there were so many strangers crowding it up so all the regulars were huddled up at the end of the bar and thankfully I was not drunk enough to start mouthing off.

From: japanface #1650
Date: 01/02/26 @ 12:02 AM

happy new years y'all i discovered just before i went to sleep that antonio mf banderas sings the phantom of the opera with sarah brightman and now YOU know also

you can skip to 2'06 if the organ intro starts to bother you