SLOR'M

From: Monkopotamus #1551
Date: 12/30/25 @ 5:12 AM

If you say it like this that makes things more clear no matter how you really feel.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1552
Date: 12/30/25 @ 5:16 AM

13

From: Sepharo #1553
Date: 12/30/25 @ 5:35 AM

/gesticulates

From: Redboxer #1554
Date: 12/30/25 @ 12:14 PM

I need to whiz but don't want to get out of bed.

From: phapster #1555
Date: 12/30/25 @ 5:25 PM

^PIHB

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1556
Date: 12/30/25 @ 5:51 PM

pissed in his bed

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1557
Date: 12/30/25 @ 5:58 PM

he's an adult, he can do what he wants

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1558
Date: 12/30/25 @ 7:17 PM

i have a piss drawer (and emergency jog) for that

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1559
Date: 12/30/25 @ 7:20 PM

It's been 7 hours
I'm worried for Redboxer

From: cmtz #1560
Date: 12/31/25 @ 12:15 AM

I earned $1200 in checking account banking bonuses this year.
My best year was 2023 with $1600.
I'm gonna try to exceed that for 2026.

From: Redboxer #1561
Date: 12/31/25 @ 12:25 AM

I've been whizzing all day

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1562
Date: 12/31/25 @ 2:14 AM

The fuck is with this spacing I'm going to jack off and kill myself.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1563
Date: 12/31/25 @ 2:53 AM

Isaiah Whitlock Jr died

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiit

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1564
Date: 12/31/25 @ 2:55 AM

Holy shit he was in I Care A Lot.
Now I have to watch it again even though it makes me want to claw my skin off.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1565
Date: 12/31/25 @ 3:15 AM

I saw that but i could not tell you wtf it was about
but i can tell you it made my want to claw my skin off

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1566
Date: 12/31/25 @ 4:03 AM

I clawed my skin off before I watched it so I don't remember the movie because the whole time I was like AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH FUCK WHY DID I DO THAT it really hurt.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1567
Date: 12/31/25 @ 4:10 AM

what a maroon

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1568
Date: 12/31/25 @ 4:11 AM

I regret nothing.

From: haze - up the back stairs #1569
Date: 12/31/25 @ 4:31 AM

Love love maroon and gold together!

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1570
Date: 12/31/25 @ 4:50 AM

I pretty much grow my own skin.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1571
Date: 12/31/25 @ 5:19 AM

why dont we have a poop thread

From: haze - up the back stairs #1572
Date: 12/31/25 @ 6:55 AM

RIP David Lee Roth

From: cmtz #1573
Date: 12/31/25 @ 7:55 AM

I saw him open for Bad Company in 1999
He was very drunk and kept fondling himself on stage, and at one point he stopped the band to talk some shit about Sammy Hagar.
A++
Very entertaining, very memorable.

From: cmtz #1574
Date: 12/31/25 @ 7:57 AM

I have ✨insomnia✨

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1575
Date: 12/31/25 @ 8:07 AM

he loved LA
a little too much
rip in piece

From: haze - up the back stairs #1576
Date: 12/31/25 @ 8:30 AM

That was David Newman who did that song.

From: Bamboozled - Babe #1577
Date: 12/31/25 @ 9:06 AM

cmtz said:

I have ✨insomnia✨

Twinsies

From: Ransome #1578
Date: 12/31/25 @ 12:21 PM

The grocery was out of short ribs so my doordasher ended up shoplifting $60 worth of oxtail for me. Not sure who’s liable for this.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1579
Date: 12/31/25 @ 2:02 PM

Happy trash day ya fkn trash bags. Time to throw away ur Christmas presents.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1580
Date: 12/31/25 @ 2:07 PM

I counted 7 neighbors who DUMBLY had their recycle bins at the curb.
Wrong week idiots. Way to bring in the new year.

From: Redboxer #1581
Date: 12/31/25 @ 3:03 PM

I've got my recycling bin at the curb.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1582
Date: 12/31/25 @ 3:50 PM

why
they clearly collected yesterday

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1583
Date: 12/31/25 @ 3:58 PM

Exactly. The only idiom I see out there are him who have a bin out toDAY.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1584
Date: 12/31/25 @ 4:12 PM

these uids are just big traysh shills

From: Redboxer #1585
Date: 12/31/25 @ 4:36 PM

My neighbor is out chatting with the garbage collectors now.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1586
Date: 12/31/25 @ 4:37 PM

Trash talkin'.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1587
Date: 12/31/25 @ 4:49 PM

My wife is in Ulta and I'm in the car waiting and I have to shit.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1588
Date: 12/31/25 @ 4:56 PM

Costco had some killer dad Adidas sneakers on clearance for $20 and I didn't get them.

From: fear7trembling - I hope you're watching when it #1589
Date: 12/31/25 @ 5:02 PM

I'm in the car waiting and I have to shit.

From: cmtz #1590
Date: 12/31/25 @ 5:26 PM

I'm working remotely today.
So the fam went to renew passports, and then got brekkie at perkins and then did a lil shopping.
I answered 4 Teams messages so I call that a day.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1591
Date: 12/31/25 @ 5:57 PM

I bought tickets to a NYE electronic music show
and it's slated as going from 8 PM to 3 AM
but I really only want to see one performer (deadcrow).
Reached out to them on twitter for their set time
and they said 9:30 - 10:30
so I might have a nice early night after all, thankfully.
Was not looking forward to potentially having to tough it out to see them.

From: cmtz #1592
Date: 12/31/25 @ 8:39 PM

I'm making chicken kiev for dinner, and we're going to do a 7pm countdown for the child. We bought some confetti bombs for that.

After the child is in bed, spouse is going to a friends house. I'm planning to take a bubble bath, watch Train Dreams, apply some gaudy press-on nails and be asleep before midnight.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1593
Date: 12/31/25 @ 8:43 PM

Do the confetti bombs produce like bits of paper that are easy to vacuum?

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1594
Date: 12/31/25 @ 8:49 PM

we got pasketti bombs

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1595
Date: 12/31/25 @ 9:42 PM

We got regular bombs.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1596
Date: 12/31/25 @ 9:51 PM

You should be legally allowed to do a little meth bump to get over a hangover.

From: haze - up the back stairs #1597
Date: 12/31/25 @ 10:08 PM

electronic music

Gross.

From: cmtz #1598
Date: 12/31/25 @ 10:31 PM

chobbler said:

Do the confetti bombs produce like bits of paper that are easy to vacuum?

Yes

From: sanka #1599
Date: 12/31/25 @ 10:52 PM

We're doing an appetizer dinner tonight. We have tots, jalapeno poppers, samosas, mozz sticks and spring rolls.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1600
Date: 12/31/25 @ 11:02 PM

not even a bloomin onion smdh