Out of nowhere we're supposed to get a pretty decent blizzard tomorrow.

wow.
We were supposed to get 1-3 inches of snow last night but it wound up being all ice.
My new car has the worst defrosters and windshield wipers.

it’s 66 (nice) degrees right now

It's 34 degrees right now. Ain't no WAY that can just suddenly become a blizzard.

Expect 6-8 inches (giggity) and 40 mph winds.

Merry second Christmas everyone.
Yeah the ice was wild. My car was all iced up after driving out to my parents.

crackitosis

This year was the most I spent on xmas
I don't wish to repeat this next year
Bah humbug

Christmas would be a lot more tolerable if it was like the Olympics, and only held every 4 years.

/Hah, Bumbug!

new socks every four years?
how's a guy supposed to get along like that?

We bum hugged out of 99% giftgivings maybe a decade ago
which makes things much simpler this time of year
That 1% are usually handmade, weird or both.

the money either goes into a vacation or investments
we don't have little ones though
and it kinda feels like if you tried that with kids in the States
someone might call the cops

the years in between could be christmin where we just do a little christ

as a treat

butterknife said:

... and it kinda feels like if you tried that with kids in the States
someone might call the cops

on a cereal note: i dont think so. a lot of our friends have shifted to vacas vs presents, especially those with basketball team sized families. seems to be a hit so far

we do the gift of no gifts for adults, and there are only a few holdouts to the chagrin of everyone else. the littlins still get some loot, tho were starting to gain some traction in the 529 investment as gifts instead. we were pretty successful in shifting towards books and instruments instead of mindless giggle gadgets, noise maker landfill fodder, or endless bluey themed nonesense

legos are always welcome tho hint hint nudge nudge

I spent a stupid amount on Chrimbus stuff this year. Didn't care because I voluntarily bumped myself on a Delta flight out of Chicago a couple weeks ago and got $900 on a Visa card and a first class ticket on the flight home. Totally worth it.

airlines hate him for this one simple trick

sanka single handedly keeps the airlines in business, im more than sure they don’t hate him

It's sanka tho, so maybe.

yeah, but for more than just one simple trick, i mean…

My daughter has a pixel 6a,which has some kind of battery issue that I found out Google was willing to fix, so I went through the crappy process of finding out what they have to offer and it was any 1 of these:
Free battery replacement
$100 cash payment
$450 cash payment (because it's under warranty)
$150 Google store credit

So I did the only smart one. A pixel 10 pro is $450 right now, so I'll get her a new phone. I could just replace the battery for $50. But I won't.

i hope you at least chuck it into the ocean

Yeah I'm trying to decide which ocean.

Do the big one.

Gulf of America prolly easiest

There's a locket ring my daughter wants me to order her from Amazon, and when I went to customize it, this was one of the options:

lol

dont cheap out
this is ur dotter

I had to think about it for minute before realizing it's actually quite genius.

I don't need to (can't) try to think that out right now.

This is the second one I'm ordering because I fkn wrecked the first one trying to adjust it a half size smaller.
It was like, "Okay, let me just barely squeeze this in a tad OH MY GOD"
It looked like I cranked it down in a bench vise. It was too much of a piece of shit to get it back into shape without breaking it. I got it back to wearable, but it isn't great.

You ever take a picture so you can look at it later?

There should be more cameltoe in movies.

There's barely any and I'm ready to make a stand.

it's a moose knuckle's world

I am DONE being a camel toe man in a moose knuckle world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last night my son was coughing so hard he lost a tooth lol. Went to go get cough medicine this morning and holy shit is it slippery. I guess it rained a bit and washed off all the salt and sand. It's like driving on snot.

i can’t tell if one of my hairbuds is dying or if im losing hearing in that ear and im too afraid of either answer to press it any further

Smart move. Eventually you'll either become a turtle OR shrivel up into a cork,
either way you're winning, king.

Today was the second day I've bought tickets for Avatar
and had it not work out. In this case, they closed the whole ass theater on account of snow.
Gonna try a third time for Tuesday. Gotta see them slender blueys.

Why don't you just make your own individual avatar.

Who do you think you are? I am.

what's the difference between william h macy and willem dafoe.

haze said:

Why don't you just make your own individual avatar.

I blue myself

You people.

more like Avatarn't gonna watch that shit

Thank.

Wrong.

It is not 69 degrees.

Drop that six and get with this nine.
It is nine degree out.

We got 25 and snow.

I wonder how many times I've said "It's fine." and it actually wasn't.