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From: L Q #1301
Date: 12/19/25 @ 8:08 PM
We've had that for years.
Our adress is like 123 Apple St.
Two streets over there is a 123 Apble street.
From: Redboxer #1302
Date: 12/19/25 @ 8:11 PM
Boy howdy.
From: sanka #1303
Date: 12/19/25 @ 8:12 PM
Sometimes they just drop it off, and sometimes they ring the bell and hand it to us. Next time they ring the bell I'm just going to ask if we can come get it. I don't want to just walk over there and rummage through their bin.
From: Redboxer #1304
Date: 12/19/25 @ 8:15 PM
When my folks had a good retirement. Traveling, community involvement, reading all of the books.
From: L Q #1305
Date: 12/19/25 @ 8:21 PM
My mom won't be traveling. And without driving I don't know how she'd be involved in the community.
I have suggested a senior living facility where she could have that but she is unsure. Other suggestions were me buying a house with an attached apartment.
From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #1306
Date: 12/19/25 @ 8:32 PM
The forum looks great! So pretty and bright!
From: Bamboozled - Babe #1307
Date: 12/19/25 @ 9:13 PM
Ineffective porch pirate
From: Bamboozled - Babe #1308
Date: 12/19/25 @ 9:14 PM
Gdi
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1309
Date: 12/19/25 @ 9:20 PM
pouch pirate
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1310
Date: 12/19/25 @ 9:28 PM
just remembering the time my dad took me to build a bear and I built a bear and it maimed me and killed my father
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1311
Date: 12/19/25 @ 9:52 PM
Actually that was me who that happened to
so nice try attempting to steal my valor.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1312
Date: 12/19/25 @ 9:55 PM
It probably happens more than we know. There are stores all over the world where people are building motherfucking bears.
This is not good.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1313
Date: 12/19/25 @ 10:18 PM
I seen't a beer.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1314
Date: 12/19/25 @ 10:19 PM
oh shit there it is again
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1315
Date: 12/19/25 @ 10:21 PM
it's right beside me
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1316
Date: 12/19/25 @ 10:24 PM
it's all up in my face
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1317
Date: 12/19/25 @ 10:32 PM
cry me a beer river
From: haze - up the back stairs #1318
Date: 12/20/25 @ 12:12 AM
I have a ND.
From: L Q #1319
Date: 12/20/25 @ 12:25 AM
nasal discharge?
From: slimwhitem #1320
Date: 12/20/25 @ 12:26 AM
hmm, maybe, but he can’t disclose it, so we’ll never know
From: haze - up the back stairs #1321
Date: 12/20/25 @ 12:39 AM
Nattay Dadday
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1322
Date: 12/20/25 @ 2:10 AM
nipple dick
From: slimwhitem #1323
Date: 12/20/25 @ 2:32 AM
hmm, it is close to the holidays, perhaps he means nativity dickorations
From: haze - up the back stairs #1324
Date: 12/20/25 @ 2:58 AM
It's close to the holidays? It's been the holidays...
From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #1325
Date: 12/20/25 @ 3:21 AM
We have our 1st Christmas tomorrow night. Husbands family don't cook so the food will be dried up ham and gross potato sausage (i was told its a Swedish thing) nasty mashed potatoes with even nastier gravy. They all hate vegetables and think baked beans count as a veg. I always make sure to have something here to eat when I get home.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1326
Date: 12/20/25 @ 3:26 AM
Ummmmm if they don't cook, then where does all the food come from, smarty pants.
From: haze - up the back stairs #1327
Date: 12/20/25 @ 4:16 AM
I can't even figure this OUT!
From: haze - up the back stairs #1328
Date: 12/20/25 @ 5:58 AM
Sometimes I am afraid to do math in my head,
but then I stop and try and it really works out.
The solution is "4" BTW.
From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #1329
Date: 12/20/25 @ 6:49 AM
I meant they never cook so the food when they do cook is horrible. The family is also rife with very picky eaters. Their parents ate every meal out, while the kids ate hot dogs and other junk. And these people owned a grocery story for over 30 years!
From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #1330
Date: 12/20/25 @ 6:51 AM
More life FARTY pants!
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1331
Date: 12/20/25 @ 6:53 AM
The Life of the farty
From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #1332
Date: 12/20/25 @ 7:37 AM
I have fat finger syndrome. Very debilitating.
From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #1333
Date: 12/20/25 @ 7:38 AM
The Farty year old virgin.
From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #1334
Date: 12/20/25 @ 7:38 AM
It's my forty and I'll cry if I want to.
From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1335
Date: 12/20/25 @ 7:38 AM
fartier than most year olds
From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #1336
Date: 12/20/25 @ 7:38 AM
Omg
From: cocorsf - Where's the door at? #1337
Date: 12/20/25 @ 7:40 AM
Going to bed. Hope you all have a rooting tooting night.
From: haze - up the back stairs #1338
Date: 12/20/25 @ 7:42 AM
How DARE you.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1339
Date: 12/20/25 @ 2:26 PM
Up at the crack of dong.
From: Redboxer #1340
Date: 12/20/25 @ 3:29 PM
Its trash day again.
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1341
Date: 12/20/25 @ 3:43 PM
anyone seen beedrill blasting rope?
From: slimwhitem #1342
Date: 12/20/25 @ 3:58 PM
i don’t watch pokeyman
From: slimwhitem #1343
Date: 12/20/25 @ 4:00 PM
oh wait, see, i didn’t actually know that was pokemon, but thought it was nerd stuff at least

but i looked it up and it is pokemon…

nerd
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1344
Date: 12/20/25 @ 4:06 PM
so is that a yes
From: slimwhitem #1345
Date: 12/20/25 @ 4:07 PM
i mean i have now
From: sanka #1346
Date: 12/20/25 @ 4:44 PM
Earlier this week my wife made lasagna. I thought it was about the best lasagna I'd ever had. Apparently her and both my kids didn't like it. The "texture" was wrong? I walk upstairs and she's just about to dump a half pan of it in the trash. Nop'e! So here I am eating a half pan of lasagna for lunch.
From: cmtz #1347
Date: 12/20/25 @ 10:15 PM
I accidentally got tipsy at lunch and now I have to try to make it through a whole ass concert tonight.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1348
Date: 12/20/25 @ 10:18 PM
If I drink before 4:00 it makes me too sleepy. That's why 4:00 is miller time.
From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1349
Date: 12/20/25 @ 10:20 PM
oh shit I'm late for miller time
From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1350
Date: 12/20/25 @ 11:40 PM
I'm going to see a play that's long enough to have an intermission. Mama mia.

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