SLOR'M

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1201
Date: 12/16/25 @ 2:29 AM

I have a disease
and the only cure
is monkey trouble.

From: haze - up the back stairs #1202
Date: 12/16/25 @ 2:43 AM

I love sports gambling, but what I love more than that is seeing constant advertisements about sports grambling every ten minutes wherever I go.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1203
Date: 12/16/25 @ 2:46 AM

I think we should do a Daily Gamble on the slorm
where every day we Gamble about which post is #1
and then at the end of the day there is a BIG winner.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1204
Date: 12/16/25 @ 3:07 AM

i dont do that

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1205
Date: 12/16/25 @ 3:17 AM

that's a gamblin'

From: Bamboozled - Babe #1206
Date: 12/16/25 @ 3:27 AM

I'm looking forward to the Easter Egg hint
I never win but it's fun to snatch a few

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1207
Date: 12/16/25 @ 3:28 AM

heres a hint:

Spoiler

0

From: myusername - bought & paid for by BigPharma #1208
Date: 12/16/25 @ 3:44 AM

test

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1209
Date: 12/16/25 @ 3:57 AM

here's a hint: g_f

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1210
Date: 12/16/25 @ 4:04 AM

gotcha bitch

From: slimwhitem #1211
Date: 12/16/25 @ 4:38 AM

why isnt it
feel bad > eat good > feel good

instead it is
feel bad > eat bad > feel worse > finally start to eat good > feel better > eat way worse > feel way worse

something about this programming seem suboptimal

hmm, i should get a sub

From: slimwhitem #1212
Date: 12/16/25 @ 4:40 AM

i just downed a few cups of michaelwave chili from a tub with some chips because i was in a pinch thinking i had done minimal food damage all day so why not and it would at least make me not starving but now i think i would have felt better if i just died from humger on the spot

From: slimwhitem #1213
Date: 12/16/25 @ 4:46 AM

Michaelwave Gloven*

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1214
Date: 12/16/25 @ 4:51 AM

this is the boy dinner I had tonight

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1215
Date: 12/16/25 @ 4:52 AM

I can't wait for blook to lose his mind

From: slimwhitem #1216
Date: 12/16/25 @ 5:10 AM

why would he, it looks de lish us

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1217
Date: 12/16/25 @ 5:18 AM

did you heat up a used condom

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1218
Date: 12/16/25 @ 5:46 AM

haha wow have you never had QUESO before???

From: haze - up the back stairs #1219
Date: 12/16/25 @ 5:51 AM

K, so no I haven't.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1220
Date: 12/16/25 @ 5:52 AM

whatever will be, will be

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1221
Date: 12/16/25 @ 5:54 AM

where tf is bempo

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1222
Date: 12/16/25 @ 5:56 AM

Someone shake the yurt until he either tumbles out or rushes out in fear.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1223
Date: 12/16/25 @ 6:01 AM

My money's on he's still stuck face first in a shrub with his pants down somewhere on his property

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1224
Date: 12/16/25 @ 6:05 AM

his kids are coming and feeding him but not helping him get unstuck

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1225
Date: 12/16/25 @ 6:08 AM

mf subsisting off tin cans and brambles

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1226
Date: 12/16/25 @ 6:08 AM

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1227
Date: 12/16/25 @ 6:12 AM

From: haze - up the back stairs #1228
Date: 12/16/25 @ 8:04 AM

Goats ate him.

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1229
Date: 12/16/25 @ 9:02 AM

From: Redboxer #1230
Date: 12/16/25 @ 1:13 PM

Where is Bb? I have a Chicago question for him.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1231
Date: 12/16/25 @ 1:16 PM

it's called giardiniera

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1232
Date: 12/16/25 @ 2:54 PM

Just a reminder, kids: Don't do drugs, even if you used to and still do too, don't.

From: bridbran - watch for notdeer #1233
Date: 12/16/25 @ 4:19 PM

butterknife said:

if they are whole pumpkin seeds, how you eat them determines what kind of bat you are.
do you chew the whole fuckin thing like a woodchuck dingbat or do you crack them open and eat the actual seed

Wait

From: butterknife - calcium depraved #1234
Date: 12/16/25 @ 4:49 PM

lol leave it to beaver

From: slimwhitem #1235
Date: 12/16/25 @ 8:44 PM

bk cracking open punkin seeds one at a time with tiny chisel and hammer, gently laying a napkin over he lap, and eating the seed with a fork and knife

pinkies raised, of course

From: Redboxer #1236
Date: 12/17/25 @ 11:32 AM

I'm think I'm coming down with something.

From: Space Cat - please delete this account #1237
Date: 12/17/25 @ 2:00 PM

Hope you feel better.
Literally half my wife's 5th grade class is out sick.
She started coughing in her sleep last night, so I rolled out of bed and slipped down to the couch.
I took my daughter to her day program this morning so she wouldn't have to be in the car with my wife.
I'm glad we're all up to date on our COVID and flu vaccines.

From: Redboxer #1238
Date: 12/17/25 @ 2:34 PM

Thanks. Which half?

My girlfriend and i have been dumblies and not gotten our shots yet.

From: Sepharo #1239
Date: 12/17/25 @ 2:49 PM

I was sick with minor thing both first week of November and first week of December.
Just like a itchy throat, mild cough, runny nose. Each time only lasting like 4 days.
Not sure what that was about, but one of the mildest of my life and in light of the covid that occurred in years past a fkn cakewalk.
Others that got it also had mild symptoms and cleared up quick.

From: L Q #1240
Date: 12/17/25 @ 3:13 PM

Reese was sick quite a few weeks ago, coughing and sneezing. He's better but still congested. I off and on have been feeling under the weather but I've been chalking it up to weather changes.
I got the flu shot, and I'm required to do so. And I'm not antivax but if they ever tell me I have to get a covid shot again I will join an online church that states it's against the religion. I had nothing but issues with the booster for 10 months!!

From: slimwhitem #1241
Date: 12/17/25 @ 4:34 PM

Redboxer said:

Thanks. Which half?

well, hes talking about coughing so i assume the top half

From: Rob #1242
Date: 12/17/25 @ 5:29 PM

Chep

From: Mantis55 #1243
Date: 12/17/25 @ 5:42 PM

good lord am I crazy or has Youtube REALLY amped up their ads? It used to be like every 5th video would force an ad in the beginning.
Now, it's TWO ADS before every single video.

From: chobbler - - - - - - billy bumpkin here - #1244
Date: 12/17/25 @ 5:49 PM

I watch a lot of youtube
and never experience ads
on account of Ublock Origin.

From: slimwhitem #1245
Date: 12/17/25 @ 5:52 PM

i thought about buying a kindle to do more reading and wean off of watching youtube specifically because the ads are so bad

but then i saw the one i wanted HAS ADS!

how fucking ridiculous is that

From: Mantis55 #1246
Date: 12/17/25 @ 5:58 PM

chobbler said:

I watch a lot of youtube
and never experience ads
on account of Ublock Origin.

Ublock stopped working for Chrome on my Windows. Bugger. Adblock bit the dust ages ago.
Are there others ya'll have been happy with?

From: Denkar - Don't panic. #1247
Date: 12/17/25 @ 5:59 PM

Ublock recently stopped for me on Firefox...so sad.

From: Sepharo #1248
Date: 12/17/25 @ 6:00 PM

The ads are personalized, including the frequency and lengths.
You'll get a break when you watch a lot. Have different experiences on different devices even with the same account.
Even whether and when you reach for that skip button plays into it.
It, like many things in computing these days, is kind of beyond (precise) understanding. There's no one (simply) saying, "increase the ads for 2026" ... there are too many variables, levers and knobs for that, and the AI/algo took it over a decade before the current LLM explosions.

From: phapster #1249
Date: 12/17/25 @ 6:04 PM

slimwhitem said:

i thought about buying a kindle to do more reading and wean off of watching youtube specifically because the ads are so bad

but then i saw the one i wanted HAS ADS!

how fucking ridiculous is that

Zero ads on a KOBO, plus you own the books you buy, Jeff Bezos can't take them away from you.

From: Mantis55 #1250
Date: 12/17/25 @ 6:07 PM

Sepharo said:

The ads are personalized, including the frequency and lengths.
You'll get a break when you watch a lot. Have different experiences on different devices even with the same account.
Even whether and when you reach for that skip button plays into it.
It, like many things in computing these days, is kind of beyond (precise) understanding. There's no one (simply) saying, "increase the ads for 2026" ... there are too many variables, levers and knobs for that, and the AI/algo took it over a decade before the current LLM explosions.

well whatever they're doing it's working. Today I'm getting relentlessly barraged and I'm very close to angrily buying YT premium.